São Paulo

Honestly, saying that Campania is the Brazil of Italy is a great insult to Brazil.

Trieste

Südtirol because it's Austria

South Italy is fellow J2 arab subhuman

Toscana

New Jersey

>>25587310 I really like the lakes and northern Italy very gorgeous nature.

Anyone else ever notice how it is shaped like a boot?

>>25587348 Makes sense.

The airport departures

the french part, aka Corsica

South Tyrol.

>>25587337 THIS lmao

>>25587985 Corsica Is even less french than valle d'Aosta

Sudtirol

>>25588129 >>25587985 Which is nicer between Corsica and Sardinia?

the one im from.

>>25588129 don't push us or Macron will take the north again

>>25588405 Corsica of course, it's french

Venezia is beautiful and I've had a certain fascination with the ancient cultures that inhabited it.

>>25588415 Last time you attempted that fascists and communist partisans made a truce to kick your arse back on your side of the mountain together

>>25588409 But Bernardo, Calabria Saudita is a shithole

>>25588518 last time you were the ones trying, we're still laughing

>>25588405 Corsica is just a big rock, there's nothing there except a beautiful ITALIAN dialect and the total of 12 people who live on the island

Seems fitting, BC is noice

>>25588529 who says im from calabria

>>25588549 beautiful moutain with delicious pork sausage, Sardinia is a desert with cheese infested with worms

>>25588562 I've got a folder with a dossier for every bernd. You don't use capitalization, therefore there was a 50% chance you were calabrese bernd

>>25588613 wow what else do you know about me

none, Germany is all i need

>>25588563 Sardinia is renowned for beautiful mountains and pork rotisserie. And cheese infested with worms you start to love it after the 3rd spoonful

>>25588560 which are the best and worst parts of Austria?

Centro t. took these photos in Umbria

>>25588674 I should add that northern Italy has the highest quality of life, southern Italy has the most SOVL and central Italy has a good balance between the two.

>>25587337 They'd make us a favour by reclaiming it, trentini are a bunch of insufferable cunts and an economic drain

>>25587429 wow I had never noticed before

>>25588707 they need to stay here. i'd pay any amount to keep the humiliation ritual of these crucchi pieces of shit going for 500 more years.

>>25587348 I think it's fair to claim Commedia Dell'Arte and Reggia Di Caserta as our achievements

>>25587325 what happens in Campania?

>>25588688 >southern Italy has the most SOVL Are you sure you are not exaggerating?

>>25588747 why would he be exaggerating?

>>25588757 Because I doubt there are significant differences in the amounts of SOVL in between the different regions of Italy.

>>25588765 there is hardly any SOVL to be found anywhere above the Po river, with maybe the sole exception of some places in the north-east. people in the north - and some extent the center - are rootless cosmopolitans that hardly resemble what you would call "italian".

>>25588785 I find that hard to believe, especially the part about rootless cosmopolitans.

south coast because there black people rape very young and hot females

Milan

>>25588785 >there is hardly any SOVL to be found anywhere above the Po river erm what about venezia

>>25588805 its true though >>25589206 literally an amusement park for foreigners

Tuscany, because it's superior, besides being where my family and name hails from. One day I will live there, probably only when I'm old and retired, but even so.

>>25587310 Hard to choose between Sardinia and Como (which should actually be a part of Swiss Ticino Canton)

Trieste and Liguria

>>25589213 PROOFS? >>25589223 >being where my family and name hails from. Muh hurritage, do you even speak Italian?

>>25589213 >literally an amusement park for foreigners oh yeah the centuries old city was build with turism in mind >>25588805 I was in north italy just a few days ago and locals were friendly

>>25589213 Probably true, but you can go to Venice and see essentially the same landscape Canaletto saw 300 years ago. You can't do that in London. Besides, it doesn't just have the history you see, but also Goldoni, Casanova, Giorgio Baffo. When you're in Venice you're walking on the same steps these men once walked. >>25589269 No, I can only say mamma mia!

>>25589226 But it'd be pretty awkward given that one of the most important pieces by far of our literature is set on Lake Como

I want to visit these natural warm springs, and the fields from gladiator, and sardinia

>>25589445 Do you like Baffo? Me tira el cazzo, che 'l me va in malora, Me pizza la cappella, e più no posso, L'è duro come un ferro, come un osso, Adesso el se corrompe, adesso el sbora. Deh! cara vita mia, cara signora, Leveme via sta malatia da dosso, Tastè co 'l scotta, vardè co l'è rosso, Palpè, che la lussuria va per sora. Slarghè le gambe, e quel monin da latte Sporzeme, caro ben, sulla spondetta, Lassè che metta un deo tra le culatte. Oh! mona cara, siestu benedetta! Care ste culattine e chi l'ha fatte, Cara potta, ben mio, ti xe pur stretta!

>>25589472 >natural warm springs Been there a million times, they're nice. There's a rotten egg smell due to sulfur in thermal water, but it grows on you really fast tbh. The funny thing is that, like many nice things in Italy, they aren't valorized one bit. They are just kinda there, you walk down a 15m path from the main road and you're at the springs. I don't even think there's a sign to indicate they exist. If they were in another country there would be buses of tourists every day.

>>25589513 No, I strongly dislike him

>>25589572 Are you envious of his sexual powers?

>>25589580 Yes because I'm an incel and I've never ever

>>25589593 I've already told you to fuck a prostitute and be done with it. You can do it tomorrow if you want, and you'll never have to worry about virginity for the rest of your life.

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