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Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 15:54:41 GMT No. 25586299 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Being in government must be so nice. So much free money to pocket.
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Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 15:57:26 GMT No. 25586310
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>Being in government must be so nice.
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 15:59:27 GMT No. 25586321
They wont water it
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:02:44 GMT No. 25586343 >>25586349
Never understood this "~8" measurement in statements like this. What, there are 8.1 plants there or something? Is it so hard to count a precise number, if there are 8 or 9 plants?
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:04:35 GMT No. 25586348
who will water those plants now? another victim of orange dictator, tuck frump, plants are important
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:04:58 GMT No. 25586349 >>25586354
>>25586343 The number of vegetables in the office changed when Biden was leaving the office
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:05:42 GMT No. 25586354
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>>25586349
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:08:07 GMT No. 25586363
yeah if some fat king stole this level of money he get lynched, but some clever people thought up 'social democracy' where the peasants agree to tithe 60% of their income
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:08:44 GMT No. 25586368 >>25586385
>~8 plants >picture shows 15 plants
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:10:33 GMT No. 25586376
I am saving hundreds of billions by not giving them to Israel.
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:12:05 GMT No. 25586383
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no wonder the federal employees are screeching about their cozy forever "jobs" I HAVE TO SHOW UP AT WORK !?!?! WHOS GOING TAKE CARE OF MY 2 YEAR OLD TRUMP IS A NAZI
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:12:20 GMT No. 25586385 >>25586392 >>25586403
>>25586368 >>~8 plants >>picture shows 15 plants > For the other 7 plants there exists another contract, also worth tens of thousands, of course. These are government workers, after all, they have union rights that make sure they`re not being overworked for health reasons. Watering 15 pottet plants a day for a mere 60,000$ per year would be oppressive exploitation.
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:14:11 GMT No. 25586392
>>25586385 >t. neet
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:16:16 GMT No. 25586399 >>25586420
>get self watering pots >refill once a month have 100 plants become multi millionaire working 1-2 days a month
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:17:08 GMT No. 25586403
>>25586385 a day ? these are huge pots once a week top
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:21:38 GMT No. 25586420 >>25586495
>>25586399 Probably some expensive exotic plants that need to be watered in a special way by a fugging moon cycle or something. Like orchids. Not just pouring a glass of water. Thus outsourcing. The price tag is just the usual government contract amount with all the kickbacks included.
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:22:04 GMT No. 25586423
I bet whomever signed this deal is like the brother of the plant wattering contractor or something. If not, then the plan wattering pro agreed to give half of his payment to the one signing the deal. Things like this have been recorded since ancient times; I was once reading about the Han and there was mention of one such case in the year 80 a.d. or something like that. How the fuck can this be controlled/stopped? How do gigantic companies prevent sames fuckery from happening?
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:28:33 GMT No. 25586478
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Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 16:32:08 GMT No. 25586495 >>25586854
>>25586420 no way there is a group called "office plants" because they are hardy and dont require much care
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The DemocRATS are like kids, that Mom (Republicans) caught with their hand in the cookie jar
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 17:29:52 GMT No. 25586854
>>25586495 Might be some presents from visiting dignitaries. A diplomat presented an exotic flower and now the house has to take care of it at least for some time to save face.
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