Gym near me is always empty.

I fully admit that gymbros are superior to me

Only downside is there's rarely any staceys. All I'm left to look at are middle age women. That's the trade off I choose.

I was mounting curtain hangers few days ago and my back, hips and cheeks muscles ached for 2 days despite the heaviest parts being done with hands above my head, wtf. I'm so out of shape, returning to gym for a light full-body workout would probably take a week of rest. When I exercised regularly I went either super early or right before closing when there barely were any people. Mid day it had tons of kids already done with school and women who have no jobs.

>>25582487 You got to the gym to simp, I go to the gym for gay sex. We are not the same.

My appearance.

>>25582489 By midday I mean 12 lunch noon. 5-7pm has the most people training. You get keins and lots of women dressing like absolute sluts trying to get keinbernds attention and on top of that there's usually a group of zoomers hanging around the equipment you want to use

>>25582497 Paul pls

>>25582522 Not Paul, I actually have muscle.

>>25582529 Gay gympaul bls

>>25582513 >a group of zoomers hanging around the equipment you want to use They are fucking hilarious. One time I heard zoomers talks about avoiding deadlifts so their asses would grow. They all were wearing skintight pants btw. Another day a couple of them saw me doing kettlebell swings and tried to copy. Fortunately nobody got hurt. As soon as I finished my sets they ran and grabbed the kettlebell I just put down - obviously the secret of my form was in it and half a dozen of another ones of same weight just wouldn't do.

>>25582513 >a group of zoomers hanging around the equipment you want to use They are fucking hilarious. One time I heard zoomers talks about avoiding deadlifts so their asses wouldn't grow. They all were wearing skintight pants btw. Another day a couple of them saw me doing kettlebell swings and tried to copy. Fortunately nobody got hurt. As soon as I finished my sets they ran and grabbed the kettlebell I just put down - obviously the secret of my form was in it and half a dozen of another ones of same weight just wouldn't do.

>>25582557 The best way for zoomers to learn is to get injured. Saw a zoomer nearly die trying to leg press 5 plates

>>25582497 How do they even get that big? Mine aren't that big :(

i cant, too self-aware around people this is also why i feel tension in public transport cant relax and concentrate on shit on the phone

im a clown

i feel like i have to perform

>>25582529 >Not paul

>>25583065 I'm not Paul, too