i had enough pain that nothing is really embarassing

I was once doing the leg press in front of a group of school girls and farted. Cancelled my membership the same day and never went to that gym again

>>25578572 I shit my pants in middle school i bet that would embarrass the fuck out of you

>>25578587 I once went to a school trip, while having only 2 spare pairs of socks (net 3 pairs). It was not enough. I had my first kiss there despite my feet having a really awful smell

>>25578606 i do not exaggerate, it was bad enough that i could smell it while sitting

>>25578612 Young boy Pheromones

i still cringe hard when i remember how i was passing notes around in class which talked about one of the girls in that classes knickers (panties for you non-brits) and the teacher caught me and took it off of me and read it aloud in front of the class what is worse is i tried to blame it on my friend when it was me who wrote it was about 11 or 12 years old

>>25578653 Lil snitch nigga

>>25578653 Could dole it out but couldn't take it back

I asked out a classmate in 11th grade, he made fun of me for 2 minutes while I was standing there like an autist then said "Wait are you serious?" I said "yes" and he said "Ew get lost you faggot"

>>25578653 this could be the origin of your your pedophile taste

>>25578871 >>25578875 >>25578946 now post yours, if youre not scared?

>>25578902 I could have called you a faggot but i chose not to

I made it up to my friend many years later by giving him a lift in my car to a date when he was stuck without transport

>>25578965 I was stuck outside in the middle of the night downtown and there were no public toilets so i shit in someones doorway but while i was doing it a garbage teuck drove by and shined a spotlight on me so i just tried to casually shit while being stared at in the spotlight

My whole life is an embarrassing moment

I drew boobs over a classmates photo i had saved on my phone and sent it to another guy. I basically just did paint equivalent of drawing a white circle filled and then a dot. He showed it to everyone and i was confronted and humiliated.

>>25578993 wild the girl in my story later became my friend btw and i went to a party at her house it was all just a laugh, innit :)

In the doorway of course because im antisocial and basically if you dont want to as a society provide me with a place to shit then ill take one for myself Right in front of your door Theres actually always lots of human shit in the downtown east side, there are no public washrooms You gotta supply washrooms

>>25579037 My shit later ruined someones day the next morning

One guy told me that all the girls were afraid to go on the school trip because i was coming and they were afraid i was going to rape them

arrived to a date, was greeted by the date and 2 of her girlfriends and they started laughing at me

>>25579033 LOL that reminds me i also sent a picture of my dick to my friend and he screenshotted it and showed everyone it was just banter though so no embarrassment, I had my friends editing pictures of my dick to make it super large and when people who didnt know me came up to me in school asking me why i sent a picture of my cock to a guy i just told them it was banter and they nodded and accepted it british school was just like that

The teacher asked me questions i didnt understand then everyone laughed when i didnt know the answer

>>25579053 that is brutal

In my heda I'm the next Franz Schubert, but IRL (in real life) in the real world, I'm a quasi incel loser

>>25579052 Youre suffer swede?

I admitted to several people the girl which i liked and then months later i find out that the guy who hates me was dating her the whole time

>>25579061 yeah, 18 years later I'm still suffering from it, lol. I have no idea how to read cues because of that.

>>25579073 My whole life i suffered

>>25579075 not actually laughing at your story, its just tragic

>>25579074 yooooooooo bad luck mate!

>>25579054 Based British dick play

>>25579088 Im permabanned from 4chan for posting pictures of my dick I wont post them on this website because you guys would probably enjoy it

I know Igor would love it if we all started posting pictures of our cocks

When i was younger i was really stupid and i was basically getting cucked infront of my eyes. I liked a girl and she had a boyfriend and she basically sent a message on msn saying that she liked me and if i did aswell. I said "i dont know" and she asked to meet me. When i went there i met her boyfriend instead. Also one time we 3 hung out and i was just on a swing while they were on the ground wrestling and making out. It was at night so after a bit i just walked back home. I hate my childhood because i was literally a retarded npc without thoughts. I was a easily manipulated golem. I only gained conciousness when in puberty

>>25579054 Why are you guys like this?

>>25579109 all the weird sexually repressed puritans moved to america leaving only us gay banter lads here in blighty

I found a piece of glass and asked a guy if i could test it on his hand. He agreed. I did it and he started bleeding alot and got mad and so did his friend. Then after that the whole school hated me and thought i was a freak.

Why do you have to make me remember this shit?

>>25579142 we are joined together in our cringe!

>>25579138 Sometimes faggots are gonna fag. A buddy of mine pushed a guy after the guy said "come at me" and then the fag immediately went to higher ups and my bro got let go

>>25579142 Finally someone else suffers ptsd

Did i ever mention the time i got friendcucked? I met a guy in Turkey and became friends with him. We were both from Sweden so i added him on xbox when i got back home. I played in voice chat with him and another irl friend i had at the time. What is so bizarre about this is that the guy i met in Turkey became better friends with my irl friend. Then they started to play together without me and we stopped being friends. Imagine that. I literally got cucked out of a friend i met in another country.

got caught wearing panties I started wearing them so much I forgot it was gay then I got laughed at in the company bathroom

I was once in a skype voice chat with a guy i considered my friend and one of his friends. Some glitch happened where i left the group call but somehow i was still in it. As soon as i had done that they started shittalking me and i heard it. They basically talked about how they hated me.

I have one incident i can never share. It is way too specific but it was the humiliation that broke me.

>>25579161 bernd fate

>>25579183 is it even possible to get humiliated for real on the sweden

>>25579183 I have one or two stories I will never ever repeat not even anonymously

>>25579174 sometimes it do be like that many snakes out there

One time i was in a mass group call with several people from my school. I dont know why i said it but i said that i "cried masturbated". Everyone became quiet and it became really weird. I have never cried masturbated so i dont know why i said it. Sometimes when i think about it i like to cope that i was just telling a joke and it failed miserably or that i was just trying to copy what someone in a tv show or a movie said. Im not really sure why. It was the most humiliating incident in my life. Im sure my entire school must have heard about it and even my family

>>25579189 ahh fuck it who am i kidding, im not scared 1st story is when i did dry humping with a friend of mine cuz i thought i was gay but then i realised i wasnt gay and luckily we never spoke about it ever again and he moved to a different school shortly after so i never had to think about it the second story is when i first started wanking I didnt know what cum/precum was and I used to wipe it on my spare pillows that i only used when i had sleepovers and my friends all slept round my house multiple times using my cum-stained pillows and one day they asked me what the fuck was wrong with my pillows and i told them the 1st story still haunts me but at least i know im not gay 2nd story still makes me laugh to this day and it was banter

>1st story is when i did dry humping with a friend of mine cuz i thought i was gay but then i realised i wasnt gay and luckily we never spoke about it ever again and he moved to a different school shortly after so i never had to think about it Thats very gay.

>>25579218 you "cried masturbated" that doens't make any sense you mean cried while masturbating?

>>25579243 do you reckon?

>>25579245 Yes. There were multiple people i didnt know in the call from different classes that were just friends of friends etc. So my whole school must have heard about it including my family. It was incredibly humiliating.

>>25579218 You might have brought up masturbation in the wrong group.

I was skipping school alot. One time when i went to school i found a note somewhere near my locker which essentially was a love letter someone fabricated to seem like i wrote it. I think classmates asked me about it but since i am autistic i didnt know how to dispute it.

>>25579218 thats pretty funny

Some of these i have never disclosed. It feels good doing this. Now i can rest in peace and forget about this forever.

>>25579286 well done lad, it takes a brave man even anonymously

>>25579286 Yeah i compulsively post my ptsd shit here too Debriefing

>>25579291 honestly none of it really matters none of it

>>25579291 Didn't seem like he did it compulsively

>>25579224 Cum pillows

>>25579299 Whatever

>>25579301 its the fact it took them so long to question why they were sleeping on crusty pillows that cracks me up to this day plus the knowledge that i basically sexually molested my friends i was always being the host since i was the only one in our group who lived in town and had parents who were chill with us smoking weed and drinking alcohol from age 13

it was a different era for sure, im sure gen alpha will get up to way more sick shit since theyre having softcore porn thrown at them on their ipads from age 3

>>25579311 it was absent minded of me, i didnt intentionally have them sleep using my cum pillows but it was a funny story to tell anonymously and to people I can trust the 1st story i have generally repressed pretty well, it took me a while to think about it even in this thread ill repress it again now

I made shitty singing videos and uploaded them to youtube. I found out years later through a link that people from other schools were mocking me and linking it. I also made a video where i wore a nylon over my face and ate slush on camera. That was incredibly humiliating because people made fun of it aswell. I also uploaded a shitty video where i danced on some video game. Somehow it got popular amongst some foreign country and they seemed to mock it aswell

>>25579352 yeah thats cringe mate

>>25579362 My life is cringe incarnate

STOP BULLYING SWEDEN

>>25579423 death to bullies a jihad against bullies a fatwah upon bullying sweden >>25579406 post-ironic cringemaxxing

>>25578539 When I was 11 I jacked off with paint. As soon as I came I thought "what if the paint seals my cock hole shut FOREVER?" I preceded to run across the house smearing paint and cum as I fumbled with the shower and washed off light brown paint off my cock

>>25579352 >Austic cringe accrued fame Gold

>mua at work >nose itches >swipe forearm through nose >female coworker looks at me in disgust >'you have snot on your arm' >look at arm, a huge, thick trail of nose ooze >rush to kitchen to wash up It wasn't pleasant, rate

>>25579109 Why did you share this with me?

I went out on a summer camp when i was younger, we went backpacking for 3 days. I masturbated in the bivvy bag I slept in in the open air, didn't get caught, I later confided in my friend what I did (it was banter) and he went out and told everyone. It was all light-hearted and pretty funny in retrospect and I'm still friends with them but i was embarrassed in the moment.

I have very few embarrassing moments because I'm an expert at hiding things from others. That's how I remain an unconvicted sex offender.

I also happen to be too shy to put myself in situations where I may be humiliated. Reading other Bernds stories, I can only conclude that never trying out dating was the right choice for me.

My colleague goaded me into showing her a naked picture of myself and I actually did it

Fuck niggers

I was molested and molested other kids in my childhood

I got caught fucking op's mom

i once took mdma with a girl an laid in bed with her and she startd touching me an i still managed to not have sex rate

>>25583908 Wtf. If that's real you should be crowned the virgin supreme.

I unironically participate in imageboard subculture. With strangers. For lulz.

>>25584000 it is 100% real

>>25584000 It is normal not to feel attracted to junkie hag roasties, even under the effect of narcotics.

>>25584008 You don't lay in bed or take drugs with girls you don't want.

>>25579109 >ladmate got harder from being nailed Lol.

burnedst at home while fucking

When I was kid I was at the sea and wanted to shit really bad. I went in water to shit but shit was actually floating.

I took a shit in my cousin's backyard when i was a kid, I'll never know why i did it

>>25579044 >You gotta supply washrooms Yes. That onus is borne by competent men, that do supply themselves washrooms at work and at home. Only worthless scum that wander the streets of commercial and residential areas homeless have so utterly failed to supply themselves.

>>25579142 > He doesn't have the cringiest moments of his life play in full HD in his mind before sleep Jealous

>>25579174 A better exposition of the reality of society could scarcely be had. That isn't a revelation of your personal flaws or cringy in any way, but revealing of the vile reality of humanity. It is revelation of them speaking, of their vicious cruelty and duplicity, and actually had nothing to do with you. This is the truth about ad hominems, that they actually reveal the emptiness of the insulters, their own adoption of baseless principles simply because they are told to by their presumed betters. Such people are utterly craven minions, and little more. This should avail you the ability to test humanity to ascertain if they have the ability to actually be frens, to have true merit of your attention, or if they should simply be used as stepping stones as their entire worldview has devised them to be.

>>25579295 Rather, it doesn't matter to society. Our failures to be solidly supported on a foundation of sound principles should be of supreme import to we ourselves, so we can inform ourselves of what is right and proper, that creates of us admirable men competent and capable of achieving what is good and meet, and to warn us away from insuperable practices and ideations that can reduce us to beggars and verminous hazards that society should, by all reasonable metrics, rid itself of.

>>25584708 That seems the best place to be fucking, actually. Having fucked in a variety of places, from cars, to the woods, to other people's homes, at parties, or even just because their place was more convenient, I have determined that fucking at home is where I am availed the best fucking.

>>25587391 When such moments arise in our dreams, because we repress such memories consciously, then we are all too often started awake in the middle of the night cringing in shame at recollections we have forbade ourselves, unable to endure that shame. In practice, that shame is a valuable friend that teaches us how to make of us men we can admire. By facing our failures, we learn how to succeed to be men we esteem and can have confidence are worthy.

While having sex with your mom I shit on her dick

I once replied to a thread without reading it well enough first and looked like a dummy. I was also rude when I replied so I looked extra dumb. Fortunately nobody reads kc threads anymore so only one guy saw it and he was very nice when he corrected me. He was South Brazil ball. Thanks South Brazil ball.

>>25588989 >Oh my god, someone made fun of me on an anonymous imageboard. However will I even live after this?

>>25589006 It was very embarrassing. Don't belittle my sufferings.

got very drunk at frien's house, they draw my face with sharpie. I don't consider them my real frens since then.

>>25589584 how many dicks?

>>25589633 no dicks, just random scratches.

>>25589652 I would unfriend them too if they didn't even have the artistic capacity for one dick.

>>25589633 in our gruop of friends we used to get drunk a lot of times and everytime we look after each other no man was left behind. I felt it more like a blackmail movement because we have never done stuff like this before between us. So after that I barely see them & the frienship is not the same, we still have drinks and such but I don´t trust them anymore.

>>25589669 All jokes aside I don't really blame you.

I couldn't get my dick to get fully hard the first AND second time I fucked this girl. It was the first time for both of us, she's 18 and fucking sexy. The only bright side is she still wants to do it, with more time and everything.