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Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 20:56:59 GMT No. 25557822 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Help! Im being opressed! Last few months the neighboor girl, which is 15 years old, started to take a taste for cooking. Some stuff started to spawn home as result, like tasty chocolate cakes, pankakes, pastas, etc. There is nothing special about this, since her mom is constantly here and my mom and her exchange stuff constantly. I also used to gift them with some stuff from time to time. Its important to note, however, that we do not have real contact, since im an adult male and she is a minor. The close we get is when we have some barbecues and invite them. Yesterday i having a good time with my mom and my father, and my mom started to nag me about finding an wife. I told her that if the neighboor girl kept cooking like this, it seens i already found a suitable partner. At that moment my mom chimped out at me. She started to say me i was a sick person and that she already seen ''stuff'' on my computer. She told me to stop with this crap and so on. All this while my father was listening to the conversation. I told her that i was kidding. No one of them asked me more details about it and quickly changed subjects. When i was alone with my mom i told her some few things; 1- I never touched anyone, i have no contact with that girl and she know that; 2- If she start to spreads rumors like these around, i will get lynched, like constantly happens with inoccent people on this country every time some shit is talked about them behind their back; 3- Im a fucking male, i like young womans, get over it. The more i think about this thing, the more ridiculous it gets. We live in a world where old womans constantly keep policing males like me from young females. What the fuck is wrong with someone with education and a decent job to want a good partner? What is their fucking goal to keep an young 15 years old girl away from me? Will they interveign when these girls start to go around and get involved with broken ass niggers who dont want to have anything with them besides sex? No. The problem it seens, is me. Im the villain here.
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Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 20:58:39 GMT No. 25557842 >>25557846
Your mom is retarded Also the aoc is 14, bitter old hag
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 20:58:54 GMT No. 25557846 >>25557866 >>25557884
>>25557842 im not worried with the justice, im worried with vigilantism
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 21:00:52 GMT No. 25557866
>>25557846 You are correct
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 21:02:31 GMT No. 25557884
>>25557846 If you dont live in a favela I doubt people will really do anything about it.
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:29:47 GMT No. 25559042 >>25560081 >>25560091
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Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:34:42 GMT No. 25559080 >>25559141
>She started to say me i was a sick person and that she already seen ''stuff'' on my computer oof
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:37:40 GMT No. 25559105
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If I could get away with it I would get a 12 yo wife You are a saint, OP
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:41:32 GMT No. 25559141 >>25559158
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>>25559080 AND BY THE WAY, THIS IS ENTIRELLY KOHLCHAN'S FAULT!
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:43:15 GMT No. 25559158 >>25559361
>>25559141 Was the stuff she saw a KC thread?
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:44:02 GMT No. 25559167
>>25557822 fffffffffff TL;DR Buy her and her mother chocolates and give them money all the time. Let them you know you can provide. :^D maybe they will become more content with the idea of you and her. 😭😭😭
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:50:14 GMT No. 25559226 >>25559247
the mom is right like, you're not meant to rely on acquiring a girl who happens to be in your physical proximity by happenstance also it'd help if you stopped letting your mom see your loli porn folder
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:51:32 GMT No. 25559247
>>25559226 >you're not meant to rely on acquiring a girl who happens to be in your physical proximity by happenstance luck is part of the battle
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:55:19 GMT No. 25559276 >>25559542
you didnt mention your own age ..
Bernd Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:57:05 GMT No. 25559289 >>25559480
what did your mom see on your computer?
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 00:00:21 GMT No. 25559308
>clear glass bedroom door I have never seen such shit
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 00:08:47 GMT No. 25559355
>>25557822 I hate normies SOOOOO much. A 15 year old, a fully sexual creature. Imagine chimping out over that. Not even a prepubescent! Retarded slave cattle...
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 00:10:07 GMT No. 25559361
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>>25559158 Probably. She also have seen other stuff in the past, like dicks on my screen. Its hard to explain for others that i have absolutelly no control of what is appearing on my screen.
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 00:30:52 GMT No. 25559480
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>>25559289 I honestly have no ideia. Perharps she got into my room when i went to take a piss and forgot to press win l and have seen a loli thread. She doesnt know how to use computers.
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 00:42:35 GMT No. 25559542
>>25559276 Why does this matter? Im 34.
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 01:31:36 GMT No. 25559787 >>25559836 >>25559884 >>25560267
What I collected from this: a neighbor girl learned to cook stuff, her mom brings excess to her friend, OP's mom. OP says edgy stuff at dinner table like he usually does on IBs, gets snapped back into reality. He has never talked to this girl, and she already has a brown boyfriend on motorbike, he's older than her, no more than 10 years, but not as old as NEET OP. Anything else I missed?
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 01:42:49 GMT No. 25559836
>>25559787 You sound too oversocialized for a onion pedo
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 01:45:32 GMT No. 25559849
If you're under 30 I don't see the problem. If you're over 30 I don't see the problem either.
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 01:53:10 GMT No. 25559884 >>25559913
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>>25559787 I dont know what she thinks about me. But if you are a girl, you dont go around feeding a random male you dont like.
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 01:58:21 GMT No. 25559913 >>25559933
>>25559884 Maybe she's feeding your mother Or your father
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 02:00:50 GMT No. 25559933
>>25559913 Should I fap or go to Bed?
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 02:00:53 GMT No. 25559934 >>25559936 >>25559945
With a mother like that, who need enemies? Just leave their house, OP. And never talk to your mother again
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 02:01:21 GMT No. 25559936 >>25559942
>>25559934 Should I fap or shower?
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 02:02:57 GMT No. 25559942
>>25559936 When was the last time you fapped?
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 02:03:23 GMT No. 25559945
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>>25559934 argh. the sad truth is that all old womans are like that. just see what happened to our boi ohara; he just cant fucking win. there is always some protective old lady showing up even if the girl literally throw herself at him.
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 02:25:03 GMT No. 25560081 >>25560108
>>25559042 Whoa. Source me, plx
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 02:26:22 GMT No. 25560091
>>25559042 If I get a source on that I'll be a very happy Bernd
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 02:31:16 GMT No. 25560108 >>25560133
>>25560081 There is none.
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 02:37:52 GMT No. 25560133
>>25560108 Week ruined
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 03:13:02 GMT No. 25560252 >>25560262 >>25560272
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Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 03:15:45 GMT No. 25560262 SÄGE!
>>25560252 fbi
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 03:16:35 GMT No. 25560264
sorry seggs-having in brasiu is mandatory
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 03:16:45 GMT No. 25560267
>>25559787 >gets snapped back into reality Oop, there goes gravity.
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 03:17:26 GMT No. 25560272
>>25560252 I love this picture
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 03:28:55 GMT No. 25560309 >>25560354
dumb monkey doesn't even know how to secure his computer and lets his mom access it lol
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 03:41:33 GMT No. 25560354 >>25560361
>>25560309 its a number game. if you live with someone for long enough, eventually you will fuck up and forget to press win l
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 03:43:14 GMT No. 25560360 SÄGE!
Imagine what kind of gigachads post on kc to attract attention even from girls 20 years younger than them
Bernd Tue, 04 Mar 2025 03:43:25 GMT No. 25560361
>>25560354 >if you live with someone for long enough, eventually you will fuck up and forget to press win l I won't. As an added layer of protection, such as if I become incapacitated, I've the screen lock set to 5 minutes.
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