>>25557757 >they are the absolute stupidest generation of them all and the most brainwashed by globohomo What do you and your peers joke about?

>>25557765 we don't joke anymore since we all contacted ligma

>millenials are so fucking obnoxious yes they are.

>>25557778 Oh wow what is that

>>25557787 if only we know what it was we would be able to cure it...

Who do you think invented imageboard and shitposting culture? Zoomers? Every single aspect of your Dadaposting is basically just 4chan posting from 2010, which was entirely millennial.\ Millennial "humour" can be divided into two strands: Redditor le heckin doggo memes, and the most racist unhinged shit you've ever seen in your life. You just can't be the second kind of millennial in public or HR will find out.

>>25557817 >the most racist unhinged shit you've ever seen in your life. cringe

>>25557824 Nigger

>>25557824 Manchild.

>>25557828 >>25557831 hello, Nigger and Manchild. My name is Bernd.

>>25557837 Not sure what kind of outcomes you're going to get advocating for antiracism on one of the internet's best known hives of incel racists but shine on you crazy stupid diamond.

>>25557850 I'm not advocating for antiracism but the way you put that sentence made it sound like this is a very big deal when it isn't

How do I attract zoomer females? t. 30+

wow millenials are SO RACIST dude! WOAH!

>>25557860 earn 120k$ plus provide for her and show her affection

This is millenial chan so choose your words carefully.

>>25557817 >>25557817 >Every single aspect of your Dadaposting is basically just 4chan posting from 2010, which was entirely millennial.\ I can see what you mean. It's like how almso every story has been told a million times since Homer's Illiad

>>25557859 I don't really care for how you interpret the sentence, it doesn't detract from the truth of it. Zoomers are so violently imprisoned by aesthetics its unreal, and they're not even meaningfuly aesthetics. They're actually lame as shit. Its kind of fucking crazy. Thank god I don't have this problem.

>>25557886 based and true

>>25557895 >imprisoned by aesthetics give example

I dont think you hang with my generation much. Normies maybe.

>>25557757 >OOOK OOOOK ACK

>>25557900 How am I supposed to meaningfully provide a high level overview metacommentary of Zoomer culture, I guess? You can just point to a handful of crude examples like all Zoomers basically talking in Tiktok voice. I actually spend a shitload of time on Tiktok because I'm as much of a little dopamine gremlin as anyone else; But you knows theres an esoteric cultural affect to Zoomers that, in the moment, is hard to encapsulate. The best criticisms of Millennials have been from zoomers encapsulating Millennial garbage, and Gen A will come along and do that for you and then you'll fucking hate how cringe and retarded you were too.

>>25557920 not using tiktok and soycials is one of the highest valued virtues among my friends

>>25557920 The grindset shit, the tate shit, the insane self-obsessed neurosis, the fucking BRAND loyality, the influencer shit, the vocal fry, ONLYFANS, uwu-voiced shit like Bell Dellphene, Fortnite, Roblox, Skibidi Toilet (Skibidi is admittedly kind of Gen A but the youngest Zoomers are in their late teens and love it), Mr. Beast. All Zoomer culture is the most hollow fucking garbage, but to its credit it never tried to be anything else. I think this is why Zoomers fucking hate Millennials as much as they do. Millennials at least TRIED, badly, to kind of formulate a cringy country culture to the whims of what Google, Facebook, and Amazon want them to be i.e. ignoring the algo, Zoomers just dive into it and lap up the fucking slop like piggies.

>>25557926 Tiktok is to Zoomers as Reddit is to millennials, it will become the icon and damning ankh of your entire generation so you better get ready for that.

>>25557951 >The grindset shit, the tate shit, the insane self-obsessed neurosis, the fucking BRAND loyality, the influencer shit, the vocal fry, ONLYFANS, uwu-voiced shit like Bell Dellphene, Fortnite, Roblox, Skibidi Toilet no one outside of tiktok actually behaves like that do you want to tell me that you are tiktok addicted yourself? because I'm talking about real people not some memes on the internet

>>25557970 Again >>25557961

>>25557986 sure I do get your point what my point is, millenials are way more obnoxious in real life zoomer internet culture is possibly even more disgusting, I agree

>>25557990 >what my point is, millenials are way more obnoxious in real life yeah probably

Zoomers are pretty chill. Millenials ARE cringe, we have some serious collective mental illness. It's because most millennials are the children of Boomers, and boomers are cringe.

Zoomers are more retarded IMO, 2 second attention span and believe whatever they see on Tiktok without doing one google search Imagine a future where critical jobs like surgeons and train conductors are staffed by tiktokbrained retards

>>25557995 Although, tbh, Millennials are also all in their mid 30s or so, so they also have ~mid 30s confidense~ meaning they, like every other generation before them, tbh, are fully on board with their cringe just being a part of them. Gen Xers are all fucking cringe in their own way too.

> and the most brainwashed by globohomo This is true. t milenial

>>25557995 Most of us are married and have kids irl. What zoomies deal with are leftover weirdos. Meanwhile we gotta deal with zoomies fully embracing all mental illness and anxiety shit at jobsites getting too scared to run a saw or drive a truck.

>>25558020 I'm in my LATE 30s so I'm really core block millennial, bordering on Xennial. I have an adult life, with adult responsibilites outside of shitposting, I do it here with a glass of Vodka. But I was never a redditor, I was always an imageboard retard, and I have never with zero irony worn 'Hipster' styles, or gone to an overpriced exposed brickwork bar, or said 'heckin doggo' in my life, and if I did I'd want to eat a fucking gun. Its really important to realise a large number of Millennials at the time saw and acknowledged that our culture was fucking awful and didn't participate in it. But we're still judged by it I guess? Sad.

>>25558056 Lol same. Not late 30s. Mid. 35. But I have always been on imageboards after my favorite forums died.

>>25558020 >>25558056 Relatable. Except I have no interactions with young people. t. 39

>>25558056 I think it's quite obvious that no one is judging you personally Bernd, but the generation's outlook as a whole

>>25558089 We get a new zoomer every couple years. The last two are pretty decent. The best left to make way more money working at the NASA facility. The one I have now is ok. He was raised by his grandparents so turned out pretty resourceful. The one I had a few years ago would pull off the highway talking about anxiety and refuse to drive the truck. Or make up heart problems on a hard day of work. Was awful. Good kid just a bitch.

>>25557926 >not using tiktok and soycials is one of the highest valued virtues among my friends Not even Discord? Were do you crack your jokes I wonder? Over that SMS blue green bubble iOS thing?

>>25558222 Jokes can be made with people

>>25558003 >have some serious collective mental illness. It's because most millennials are the children of Boomers, and boomers are cringe. Transgenerational WW2 trauma Zoomers don't know suffering if you haven't been traumatized by parents or grand parents who have WW2 trauma

zoomers aren't funny either tbh but the zoomer kids I've run across do seem to be less judgemental than every millenial zoomers tend to talk to anyone and everyone and even though they're still shitty little kids, do somehow manage to be less shitty than millenials in general disposition. t. igor tier old

>>25558250 Ridiculous. Softness of life creates mental issues and axiety. Late empire too. Generational trauma is some new age bullshit.

>>25558291 zoomers didnt grow up with bullying in school over your weight or subcultures like being an emo or goth or scene kid zoomers are more muttified and lowest-common-denominator zoomers are also more aware of things like alpha-beta sexual dynamics, mogging, mewing etc. they are unironically the generation that will save the west

>>25558383 what is gen alpha going to end up like? I have zero experience with them

>>25558394 pretty fucked since they had to experience the covid masks when they were during their early development phase also, they wont be able to tell the difference between A.I. and reality

>>25558394 zoomers will take gen alpha under their wing though, they will be zoomer Hitler's retarded henchmen

>>25558398 Oh yeah I forgot about the masking and the stunting of social growth for a couple of critical years They'll probably be the most socially retarded. Maybe the next generation of bernds will be gen alpha

>>25558394 The ones I know seem ok, but some still very involved with previous zoomerisms. My son is alpha gen and not like his peers. But he is raised by rednecks.

imagine going through high school with "chad" being a major meme that everyone talks about even the socially awkward kids know why it is that they are awkward andrew tate is unironically basedgod to these kids >>25558407 yeah im not suprised you forgot but they wont forget the sins of the fathers and mothers will be born out by the children your generation, no offence, have been even more cruel to the gen alpha than boomers were to you, although boomers do carry much of the blame as well for their pro-active faggotry while gen x and millenials will be blamed for their negligence and apathy

I was not neeting for a while and had to spend a few years with zoomers. All they did was shuffle around and vape and say yeet and take their meds. I did teach them to say racist things until they realized I wasn't being ironic. Then covid happened. The end.

>>25558412 My best friend growing up was born in a Florida trailer park. His dad named his sons after motorcycles. I know how that vaccuum works.

the thread just got really american and now ive got the ick bye

>>25558433 Rule Britannia!

>>25558430 Lol my kids are not named by motocycles.

>>25558433 Gay. Always so inferior and scared of us. And you are brown.

>>25558444 Well that dude was pretty crazy.

>>25558430 BONNEVILLE DAVIDSON, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!

>>25558456 close actually

>millennial humor is nonexistent <meanwhile the only point of zoomer humor is just to induce epilepsy You faggot kids wouldn't know a joke if it fucked you it the ass.

>zoomers didnt grow up with bullying in school over your weight or subcultures like being an emo or goth or scene kid Not true t. Bullied and was bullied Besides when I was a schooler emo was still a thing Anyway I'm evacuating the thread too Have fun posting sharts

>>25558468 looks like the european butts are going to be hurt for a while such cases

This is a millenial board >all they can joke about is kats and their children poopensharting Still better than "skibidi toilet" whatever the fuck that is

>>25558056 Just like Romanians being judged by gypsies >and if I did I'd want to eat a fucking gun Do it faggot

>>25558451 It do be like that sometimes. Lol

>>25557817 >2010 You mean 2004 you dumb zoomer. That's when the lul so randumb xD shit was popular. *holds up spork*

>>25558562 DiD yOu ReAlLy HoLd Up a SpOrK? Kekekek

>>25558460 I knew a lot of rednecks with Walker and Texas Ranger -tier names named after states, girls named boy names, boys named after jobs nowadays they probably just make them up like everyone else

>>25558652 A lot of redneck kids here are named after cities like Dallas and Austin. Clay and Travis are popular too

>>25558652 I didnt do that. My son is named after a character I liked in a film, I was 22yo so it is what it is. But found a gaelic version so was cooler. My 2 youngest are named from traditional anglo names that would also allow for an easy nickname.

u wot. millenial humor is being sarcastic and never having the courage to actually say what you really think because that would expose your real self to attack t. millenial

>>25558724 you must be 18 years or older to post

>>25558724 Illegals dont get it

lolcats are still funnier than skibedi toilet