>two tropical deserted islands
<One filled with 12 kohlchuds
<The other with 12 soydditors
>Third island 20 kilometers away from both filled with 24 women (fed and taken care of)
Goal: whoever spawns more offspring wins.
Who would win?
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:32:16 GMT
No. 25557017
trick question, the women would rather die than breed with a non-chad
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:34:45 GMT
No. 25557037
Kohlchuds are extremely dysfunctional and self centered. They wouldn't get off their island.
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:35:24 GMT
No. 25557041
We would get internet to the island and neet all day long
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:37:34 GMT
No. 25557057
If Bernd ended up in the team what would he do?
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:38:05 GMT
No. 25557062
PLOT TWIST
the "women" are 7 year old girls...
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:40:15 GMT
No. 25557087
>>25557102
Half of the kohlchuds make weapons
The other half build rafts
They go to the isle of the women, take all the women by threat of force
They go to the soydittor island, slaughter those who fight back, and turn the rest into slave eunuchs for breeding and work purposes
r8 plans
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:42:28 GMT
No. 25557102
>>25557087
what if soydditors are faster? who has better engineering knowledge?
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:43:49 GMT
No. 25557116
Everyone involved would die of internet addiction withdrawal
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:45:31 GMT
No. 25557138
>>25557726
whom would bernd like to see as part of the team?
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 20:46:03 GMT
No. 25557721
>can finnaly live in paradise with frens
>lets bring in women to ruin it
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 20:46:32 GMT
No. 25557726
>>25557138
I vote for Igor as our fabulous bald gay king
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 20:53:59 GMT
No. 25557792
The soydditors won't even try to reach the femoid island
The kohlchuds will die to infighting before they can reach it
In the end only the femoids are left
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 21:06:22 GMT
No. 25557919
Bernds are a resourceful lot. We would win.
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 21:10:51 GMT
No. 25557965
>(fed and taken care of)
Seeing as this is a controlled experiment, the soydditors would most likely win as its statistically likely the experiment masters would have a left leaning bias.
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 21:20:33 GMT
No. 25558062
whoever is already prepared to go pitcairn island and team up and start murdering everyone will win. only survivor beyond those few is maybe if they have useful survival skills
biggest dick and balls out of those win out in the end
women taken care of and fed is retarded though
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 21:22:54 GMT
No. 25558091
soyboys will die out because they are too retarded to produce food and everyone tries to implement their own idea of soy communism, spending their days bickering like little bitches and starving
kohlers embrace the power of autism to Make Tropical Islands Great Again and conquer all neighbouring islands except the womens' island which is completely ignored and effectively quarantined because girls are icky. so they die out too.
women wouldn't touch a soycuck or kohler with a 10 foot pole so they fuck some island monkeys, resulting in all kinds of diseases.
everybody dies, the end.
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 21:24:20 GMT
No. 25558107
Why are firstie bernds too stupid? It is just as simple as how the German tribes raided towns and took all breeding sacks (aka women).
Bernd
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 22:03:46 GMT
No. 25558475
Would Bernd watch such show on tv