i was carefully curating and organizing rare pieces of pornography lest they be lost to humanity

I spent fifteen years in prison even tho she she told me she was 18

I was finding myself

two higher educations and a phd

>>25551232 I worked at construction and some time in UK

Sorry Sir but the internet was wrong and i had to correct it.

I was posting selfies on imageboard in an effort to become a living meme.

I was being anally probed on the spaceship by the aliens who captured me. Is there a problem?

I was thinking

I was gathering pics of a 50yo jewish quebecoise man

No, I wouldn't.

After the gender reassignment I made money on OnlyFans.

>>25551232 I was a NEET for fifteen years before I started delivering food for UberEats™ but they never asked me for a reference. I simply ticked some boxes on a form and passed a criminal background check.

if you look closely at my selfies you can see my face is pasted in

Mister Bernd, it also says on your résumé that your hobby is "KC int". Would you care to explain what is this?

it means suck my dick and fuck off

>>25551232 I was less than 10 yo, fifteen years ago. Those were good times. I didn't know about internet or kc either. I watched cartoons on tv. I liked this one.

>>25551449 >under 25 hello draft dodger

>>25551456 Hello there. It's my duty to avoid pidoruzzian army! Don't tell austrian rabid dog tho, he'll bark that I'm a proxyhohol.

>>25551449 Did you like watching Masha i Medved?

There was a lot of anime to watch