not me either

I am not getting sent because my army is meme-tier. Advantages of being irrelevant kek

I will join secret police to clean out chinese agents from european reich

ill join the non-combatant corps

Who is in the war? I'm not even sure if I play in this anymore

Haha I will not fight for Ukraine. No, just no. It's just like that, why? I just don't feel like it haha. No thank you.

>>25551087 i dunno but im not fighting until i know which side america will decide to finance and send weapons to

the last time the UK went to fight without implicit or explicit american support was suez and the americans used our debts as leverage to destroy us since then, im just going where the american money goes

>>25551133 Well USA says no to war. If Europe wants to fight, its up to them who and how they choose to fight. We peaceniks now

I'm tired of war tbh. Lets give peace a chance,...for a change

i'll be siting on the sofa watching the silly northern hemisphere shooting their silly weapons and killing each other from the comfort and safety of my country's isolation.

>>25551218 Australia is rightful PRC clay

>>25551242 but the USA is our army and they would annihilate anyone we tell them to

>>25551252 wait, wat?

>>25551258 the USA/AUS allegiance is strong

>>25551271 That's what everybody thinks until we change our minds

>>25551125 Sucksex and Northumberland are stile white crackers

>>25551030 Look up "blocking troops". Every army has them in war. They watch you from behind and make sure you fall in line. They know people like you, they're trained to sniff them out. They'll keep an extra eye on you. You won't get away.

>>25551278 you won't change you're mind until we tell you to and you'll be thinking exactly what we tell you to think.

>>25551293 whatever you do, don't go to the white house with that attitude. And remember to say please and thank you.

No idea, I will deport myself to paraguay

>>25551301 thank you for pleasing me?

>>25551345 Thatll do, cunt.

I don't want to fight against the international communité of Bernds

Not me for sure, they'll park me somewhere in administration.

They want to build up an army again in Germany/Europe but no one is willing to fight for this shit. Over the last decades they were grinding us down with stupid laws, bureaucracy, taxes, immigration and now they want us to fight for all of what they made wrong. US has only such a big army because they are literally first world country on a continent with only 3rd world countries around. They offer citizenship in exchange for army duty. We should do the same to all our immigrants.

>>25551476 remember when Von der Leyen was defense minister and paid some dumb program that made "tank seats for pregnant women"? Someone should tell musk about that so he twatters it out

>>25551489 can you provide schematics? If so I'll text him and let him know

>>25551498 ok here a graph

>>25551506 Hmm, this may be too complicated for Musk. He only knows cars and rockets. Maybe I will forward this on to the Pentagon instead

>>25551476 >offer citizenship and training your future rulers What could go wrong? Now they'll forcibly conscript people just like in Ukraine. Just you wait. They don't care as long as they've shown more people can be imported.