What about the Finns in Delaware?

>>25550759 These were basically Anglicized colonists

>>25550772 Can a Finn pass for a Brit?

to me the most fascinating hypothetical question is what would have happened of the 13 colonies had not declared independence? would UK be a massive empire to this day? I mean today they paint North America's map into the US colors and think it's a big deal. but what if it all was in the British state?

What about Germans in Midwest?

>the british were a shadow version of america erm excuse me

What about Mexicans in the Southwest?

At what point did the USA stop being majority puritan schizos? When I read about Puritans (not USA-specific ones) they seem like a bunch of unsympathetic no-fun-allowed jerks.

This country isn't even 250 years old yet, that's not strange in the slightest

i think what you mean to say OP is that america is currently an exaggerated version of the british

>>25550839 Its Britain's mutated republican clone, created and replicated by Britain's enemies

while europe was ridding itself of bourgeois customs the nouveau riche americans were desperatrly clawing for it. thats why modern american culture is so gay and prude (puritans are falesly blamed). where you cant say fuck on tv or be nude and where men of brotherly affection are accused of homosexuality. the only contrast to american feminine mainstream culture is niggers

>>25550927 in uk the working class where always fighting against gay aristocratic culture but funnily america ended up becoming more like that in the end

>>25550898 its sort of like our brother who underwent genetic testing and was given a run of various drugs that pumped up his height and muscles to freakishly large proportions