/int/ - What should I do if I meet a German in the wild ? Should I run or try to climb up a tree?

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:14:12 GMT No. 25548179 [Kohl] [Report thread]

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What should I do if I meet a German in the wild ? Should I run or try to climb up a tree?

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Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:17:47 GMT No. 25548195

Sven, you have viking blood, go berserk and beat it's ass.

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:23:49 GMT No. 25548233

You could try to befriend him. You could practice with me, fren.

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:24:32 GMT No. 25548238

Tell him Putin is near, he will run and hide immediately while pissing himself.

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:24:51 GMT No. 25548244

>>25548179 Tell him that he owes you reparations and you'll be fine.

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:25:54 GMT No. 25548249 >>25548276

Be careful the females don't steal your seed

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:26:04 GMT No. 25548251

Whatever you do, be sure to laugh at the jokes.

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:26:05 GMT No. 25548252

Stand perfectly still. German eyesight is based on movement.

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:26:59 GMT No. 25548260

Hide in a swamp, we can't go in there with socks in sandals.

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:29:08 GMT No. 25548276 >>25548349

>>25548249 >pic mixed feelings yeah, she looks manly, brutal and shieit but her face says she is a funny and nice person

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:38:37 GMT No. 25548349

>>25548276 She has a huge round bum too.

Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:40:07 GMT No. 25548365

Most subspecies of german can climb trees

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