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Christopher Nolan's Odyssey Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:17:04 GMT No. 25545037 [Kohl] [Report thread]
We've already established Brits have never heard of Homer's Odyssey, and Chris Nolan is a Brit. Still wtf is going on with this latest Hollywood slop fest? This does not look Hellenic at all? It looks pseudo-Roman? Hello???
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Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:20:13 GMT No. 25545043
at least he's not black.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:23:06 GMT No. 25545052 >>25545068
They probably wanted the actors face exposed for expressions.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:24:28 GMT No. 25545063
Once again we were robbed of kino Mycenaean plate armour.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:26:15 GMT No. 25545068
>>25545052 It's true they do that. For me it reveals it's fucking Matt Damon which ruins everything
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:26:43 GMT No. 25545070
Should have a boar's tusk helmet, but audiences would probably be confused by it.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:29:22 GMT No. 25545073 SÄGE!
Christopher Nolan's flicks are overrated. Every single one of them, except Memento.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:29:26 GMT No. 25545074
>>25545037 They should have made an Iliad movie beforehand. The movie will clearly be extremely inaccurate but it looks like it'll be fun, somewhat.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:31:17 GMT No. 25545079 SÄGE! >>25545086 >>25547640 >>25547671 >>25547715
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He had this troon casted who chopped off her tits, rendering the flick unwatchable.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:33:02 GMT No. 25545086 >>25547640 >>25547682
>>25545079 He has this American goddess playing Athena
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 15:03:04 GMT No. 25547637
>>25545037 >This does not look Hellenic at all? It looks pseudo-Roman? Hello??? what does?
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 15:03:41 GMT No. 25547640
>>25545079 >>25545086 Into the trash it goes.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 15:08:04 GMT No. 25547669
there's a bit of inspiration from Zack Snyder's 300 on the art direction. Anyway Nolan is so gay to try into those historical stories, it's very bad and he's made to make those crazy mathematical films instead.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 15:08:52 GMT No. 25547671 >>25549729
>>25545079 Maybe she is playing some weird horror character
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 15:10:50 GMT No. 25547682
>>25545086 the queen of mutt
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 15:15:59 GMT No. 25547715 >>25547724 >>25549752
>>25545079 are you sersious i hate anglos so much its unreal
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 15:17:53 GMT No. 25547724
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>>25547715 It's according to the IMDB which supposedly can be edited by users, but I believe it.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 15:19:22 GMT No. 25547736
Odysseus had Boar's tusk helmet inherited from his grandfather.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 17:05:38 GMT No. 25548552
>>25545037 tbh it looks really bad
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 19:31:39 GMT No. 25549712
Odyssey _a man is nothing without the gods._.mp4
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The real Odyssey
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 19:33:37 GMT No. 25549729
>>25547671 I feel the casting is fine if this is what it is. Then it makes sense.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 19:35:32 GMT No. 25549752 >>25549758
>>25547715 i hate you too
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 19:36:08 GMT No. 25549758
>>25549752 I hate Germans and Anglos.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 19:40:24 GMT No. 25549802
If Greeks wanted more Greeks on screen, then they should have made their own movie Truth is, they would have run out of money on the project
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 20:28:17 GMT No. 25550255
>>25545037 > This does not look Hellenic at all? Exactly. They sacrificed "historical accuracy" to appeal to the "ancient hollywood movies" theme, which includes famous movies like gladiator, now the normie can identify with movies he loved about history rather than actual history.
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