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>be me>decides to be fit>buys expensive sneakers, gym clothes and whey>first day: runs for 5 minutes and almost dies>second day: wakes up unable to move legs>third day: "I deserve a day of rest">fourth day: "you can't train without good food">fifth day: orders a giant combo at fast food "to gain energy">never goes back to the gym>still has unopened whey on the shelf after 6 months
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>>25544250> walked
not real exercise unless you're 80 years old, you can cover the same distance in half the time running
and with all the time you save you can do pushups, sit-ups, pull-ups & squats
>>25544268
im quite pleased with myself in doing that thankyou, no idea what prompted such shit. I dont really want to fit in le press ups, i already went to the gym and already walked a lot, i dont care about your silly 80yo comments.
>>25544339
good. walking is great. i like walking with a good deal of weight on my back since i could walk all day no problem. it's the only thing i'm interested in since hiking is pretty much the only physical activity that interests me
There is something wrong with my elliptical trainer. It makes strange sounds (cracks). I suspect a bearing inside needs to be replaced.
Therefore I have not used it for months. I suffer.