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Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 02:22:31 GMT No. 25544075 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Rate this funny chatgpt greentext. >be me >decides to be fit >buys expensive sneakers, gym clothes and whey >first day: runs for 5 minutes and almost dies >second day: wakes up unable to move legs >third day: "I deserve a day of rest" >fourth day: "you can't train without good food" >fifth day: orders a giant combo at fast food "to gain energy" >never goes back to the gym >still has unopened whey on the shelf after 6 months
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Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 02:25:01 GMT No. 25544082
better than most human posts here
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 03:05:10 GMT No. 25544245
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>orders a giant combo at fast food "to gain energy"
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 03:05:50 GMT No. 25544250 >>25544268
i went to the gym and walked 15km every day in feburay
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 03:07:57 GMT No. 25544268 >>25544280
>>25544250 > walked not real exercise unless you're 80 years old, you can cover the same distance in half the time running and with all the time you save you can do pushups, sit-ups, pull-ups & squats
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 03:09:52 GMT No. 25544280 >>25544325
>>25544268 im quite pleased with myself in doing that thankyou, no idea what prompted such shit. I dont really want to fit in le press ups, i already went to the gym and already walked a lot, i dont care about your silly 80yo comments.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 03:21:12 GMT No. 25544325 >>25544339
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>>25544280 >I'm gooooonnaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 03:24:43 GMT No. 25544339 >>25544701
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>>25544325 Yes
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 03:25:46 GMT No. 25544342 >>25544412 >>25544416 >>25544427
can americans not walk?
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>>25544342
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 03:43:17 GMT No. 25544416 >>25544707
>>25544342 I'm an American walker. We're a dying breed.
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 03:45:00 GMT No. 25544427
>>25544342 Get out of here with your commie propaganda
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 05:01:45 GMT No. 25544701
>>25544339 good. walking is great. i like walking with a good deal of weight on my back since i could walk all day no problem. it's the only thing i'm interested in since hiking is pretty much the only physical activity that interests me
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 05:03:34 GMT No. 25544704
I still have a container with like this much whey left and have for years, need to toss it
Bernd Sun, 02 Mar 2025 05:04:18 GMT No. 25544707
>>25544416 HE'S A WALKER
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There is something wrong with my elliptical trainer. It makes strange sounds (cracks). I suspect a bearing inside needs to be replaced. Therefore I have not used it for months. I suffer.
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