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Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 19:43:50 GMT No. 25541342 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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bar had advertisment - blini for free with every drink, in honour of spring festive. i decided to go and have exactly one pint to get the blini. ofcourse i came and blini are finished, yes yes goy, next round of blini would be here in 40 minutes, just order a pint and wait. and i bought into this bullshit and ordered the pint...
Total posts: 19, files: 4 (Drowned at Sun, 02 Mar 2025 17:38:42 GMT)
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 19:45:16 GMT No. 25541355 >>25541473
Look at the silver lining, at least now you get to drink two pints
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 19:48:05 GMT No. 25541385
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Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 19:56:08 GMT No. 25541473
>>25541355 i dont want to drink two pints. i mean, i want to, but in a perfect world where i'm not an alcoholic, where pints are free, where i dont start drinking uncontrollably after a couple pints and end up blacking out after 8-9 pints and end up ripping my clothes, my skin, losing my phone, falling asleep outside on the ground etc.
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:02:17 GMT No. 25541560
i'm sitting alone on the phone in a almost full small pub where everyone has company. one cant possibly be more cringe. when god made me the lid from the jar labelled "cringe" flew off and he just went "oops"
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:16:13 GMT No. 25541712 >>25541750 >>25541758
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YES!! I FUCKING WON!! SUCK IT JEWS! (thats a joke, i am not actually antisemitic and i dont think that jews wanted me to not get blini). GOT THE BLINI WHILE STILLON THE FIRST (and only) PINT!!
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:17:52 GMT No. 25541732
I only go bar when its the most expensive to filter out bydlo.
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:19:40 GMT No. 25541748
Beer tastes like piss. I wouldn't grab it even for free blini.
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:19:53 GMT No. 25541750 >>25541764
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>>25541712 um what is that stuff on your blini
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:20:40 GMT No. 25541758
>>25541712 hehe, based
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:21:00 GMT No. 25541764 >>25541828
>>25541750 take a guess. if you cant guess you're not pro-r*ssian, which means you're a cringe soy redditor biden supporter
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:22:44 GMT No. 25541782
Fire a maslenitsa doll in the bar
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:28:46 GMT No. 25541828 >>25541839
>>25541764 It's condensed milk, other American should kys
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:30:30 GMT No. 25541839 >>25542256
>>25541828 It does look like condensed milk Is blini just russian pancake?
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:33:01 GMT No. 25541850 >>25542274
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lucky you are this year is the first year in my life without celebrating maslenica and eating blinis because there is noone to cook blini for me
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:33:22 GMT No. 25541857 >>25541878 >>25542276
I'm going to make fuckload of blini tomorrow I will never stop being fat
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:35:37 GMT No. 25541878
>>25541857 are you going to make them by yourself?
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 21:17:55 GMT No. 25542256
>>25541839 >It does look like condensed milk my camera is extremely shitty, like you wouldnt believe. it is condensed milk >Is blini just russian pancake? i dont know a lot about food but i think it is
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 21:19:50 GMT No. 25542274
>>25541850 damn, i'm sorry for you. would be same for me if not for this bar. oh, no, wait, i had a year like that in 2023 actually. but i wouldnt be actually sad about it myself, i never cared for maslenitsa even though my parents and grandma, whom i lived with, always celebrated it, so i did too
Bernd Sat, 01 Mar 2025 21:20:36 GMT No. 25542276
>>25541857 why tomorrow? >I will never stop being fat far pride world wide
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