Today I was walking down the street and this asian girl asked me where to get bus tickets and I pointed her to the Chinatown bus and she got like super excited weirdly excited and kind of grabbed my arm. Then she asked me my name and we were having a normal random conversation and then I convinced myself midway through I was being pickpocketed so while she was struggling through some English sentence I just ran away without a word. I reached in my pocket and found $40 missing so I was like fuck I was right. Then I got home and the $40 was on the counter. I also got hit by a bike running a red light then I called the guy a retard and then immediately apologized. Going outside is epic