That character class gives me hope that my SMV can increase as an older kohl face

I already am him, except I don't get laid.

I already am him >402 lbs >truck driver >degree in waste management and facilities engineering my life is just pure pain now as I consume more mcdonalds, grow fatter, and approach death. I'm literally eating a bowl of chicken wings a day and 15, 20 tacos for dinner. I'm not sure how long I can handle this before my organs begin failing. My supervisor is 490 pounds and is so fat he gets disability for his weight, so they assign him a technician to do all heavy lifting

>>25540656 Why not turn it around and suffer for greatness

>>25540656 Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick?

>>25540677 why bother. I'm only making $54/hr, my life is basically worthless and I will never have enough money to live comfortably

I'm well on my way, but unfortunately retain a full head of hair.

>>25540656 >182.3441kg what a hell man that's like 3 people in one

>>25540684 no, company pays for showers as part of my fuel card (truck stops have paid showers/toilets, buy $500 of diesel and free shower)

>>25540690 >Why bother, im only making 54/h, my life is basically worthless and I will never have enough money to live comfortably

>>25540693 What sort of a man doesn't have at least 100kg

>>25540704 Tfw a measly 65kg

Did you think about doing yoga or pilates?

>>25540719 I work 70 hours a week

>>25540715 Bernd want upsies? Maybe a piggy back ride?

>>25540724 Does that make it impossible to do yoga or pilates?

>>25540690 >>25540696 >I suffer making six figures by sitting on my ass and driving a truck from place to place. It is quite frankly impossible for you to suffer.

>>25540728 ... Yes

>>25540724 70 hours times 50 dollars times four >open Windows 7 calc.exe that's like 14k in a month, do you use it all to eat food?

>>25540733 I made about $250k last year and it just sits in my bank account. I had to take all my vacation days just to go to the bank, get out the money above $250k, and put it in a different bank for FDIC coverage. When I go on vacation I just visit my mom where she whines and does drugs. I have at least 50 more years of this.

>>25540742 I don't pay for my own food, that's paid by the company. I just expense everything out since I'm usually on the road.

>>25540751 Don't worry you'll find some Jezebel who takes your money from you soon enough

>>25540763 I tried dating but she fucked a gangster anyway even though he was in jail. This blackpilled me on women, although my mom's problems had already done most of the work.

>>25540776 Dating is for suckers who can see their own dick, you my friend need a prostitute

>>25540751 >I made about $250k last year and it just sits in my bank account <woe is me my life sucks Quit your bitching nigger. You have it good despite your grotesque obesity.

>>25540796 I have no interests, hobbies, or activities outside of my job and women find me physically repulsive.

I wish I could make 54 dollars an hour. I'd work like a nigger for a few years and retire to a piece of land.

>>25539872 Your realize he's a disturbing fiction of some ricecel, right? Chances are, you have a better opportunity to score a girl even the way you are right now. Yes, you. Right now.

>>25540975 >Yes, you. Right now. Impossible! I'm incel

>>25540983 Wasn't talking to you. You're only fit around white man's dick, grappa.

>>25540992 Tasty white man's dick

>>25540999 Tch. Grappa...