old joce: american, russian and ukrainian were captured by a tribe of cannibals the chief says: if you give us 10k$ or eat 1kg of salt or get gangbanged by our entire tribe we'll release you, otherwise we'll eat you american gives them 10k$, they release him russian eats 1kg of salt, almost dying in the process, they release him ukrainian: -give me the salt eats 5 spoons of salt, 7, 9, can't eat anymore -just fuck me gets fucked by 3 niggers, 5, 7 -no better give me the salt eats 10 spoons, 12, 14, can't eat anymore again -no, just keep fucking me instead gets fucked by 10, 12 niggers -no, give me the salt eats 16 spoons... 20... eats half a kilo of the salt, can't eat anymore -whatever, here's your 10k$