Shit was puritan when I was in school. A far cry from progressive European sex ed where girls learn to put condoms on migrant dicks using only their mouths.

We had a test where we have to fill out something like this

>>25532307 oh nooooo

>>25532307 Cucumber is Gurke in Germany. One of the few words with slavic origin. Another one is Grenze (border).

We had the class separated by sex for a few hours. We the boys watched civil defense training movies. Girls later told they they basically got told >IF ANY OF YOU LITTLE SLUTS GET PREGNANT [before finishing school], I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU by the teaching lady. And that's it.

i had it in elementary school where we were taught the basics of child-making, must have been around 1997. i dont remember much, but our teacher told us that it feels good and is very intimate when both people are into it, and that consent mattters. she was an old, nice grandma-type. in 6th grade we had a lot of boring anatomy stuff like >>25532316, only as a lot of papers that got copied and copied so often you couldnt really read or see anything. i didnt learn shit back then. later i didnt have anything like this at all, only some genetics which kinda plays into the same direction

>>25532316 Is squirt really urine? Where is G-spot? t. self-sex-educated through hentai

>>25532357 It was "don't have sex, look at this picture of gonorrhea" for us

>>25532353 What about Schmetterling?

>>25532357 you would think it made sense to also tell the boys not to impregnate the girls >>25532370 >Is squirt really urine? there is some urine in it, but its not just piss. t. tasted both >Where is G-spot? if the woman is laying on her back, insert two fingers with your palm up and curl the fingers. its a slightly more rough, rippled patch of skin inside the vagina, shortly behind the entrance

>>25532383 actually comes from "schmette" which means cream, fat or lard, which comes from the belief that butterflies eat milk and cream. thats where the butterfly got its english name from, also

>>25532385 >you would think it made sense to also tell the boys not to impregnate the girls Bruh, I was literally more interested in playing Counter-Strike than any girls until 21. Now I'm talking to you here.

my mom didnt have any sex ed at all and her parents didnt bother to explain her anything. when she got her first period she panicked and thought she was terminally ill or would die, and all her mom said to her was "oh, from now on you gotta be careful!"

>>25532385 The bydlo should procreate

>>25532396 yeah, speak for yourself, i was lucky my parents not only explained to me how important contraception was, but also just gave condoms to me in case i could need then. i had blackout drunk sex with 15 and 16 and i was glad i still managed to get the fucking rubber on my dick, last thing i would have needed back than was being a drunk teenage father

>>25532385 >you would think it made sense to also tell the boys not to impregnate the girls They're going to be drafted before that's possible >>25532424 Oh, wow, look at this normie over here

>>25532424 Too bad, you deserve to suffer for being a kein

No more than anatomical study of the organs and gametes etc in biology class. Though that was some time ago and I'm sure it is much more graphic nowadays >>25532409 It's because of such low IQ bydlo that the rest has to endure the vulgarity of sex ed

>>25532451 >It's because of such low IQ bydlo that the rest has to endure the vulgarity of sex ed yeah, thats pretty much the point. sparing people the few hours of learning about anatomy, pregnancy and contraception does nothing but bump up the number of teen pregnancies. kids get at some point that sex is a thing and is fun, but there is an absurdly high number of kids that dont have any idea that sex leads to babies, and what to do against that. if parents are so fucking retarded that they think their children will just magically know about this, society has to step in.

Name pls

yes

>>25532473 Ze German state says it needs more people, but teaches teens to use rubber and oral contraception so they don't get pregnant at 15. Now they have to ship in Mamadou and Abdul from Africa whose mothers birthed them at age 16. Interesting case of double think.

> Did you have sex education at school? no > in biology i feel like it was just a porn promotion and not the explanation to girls, that they should avoid to strain their abdomen too hard too often, especially during sex and menstruation, risking the ovary rupture, and boys didn't get the memo either, on the fact, that the foreskin should be stretched over time when it is used, and not surgically mutilated

>>25532316 They made me study about labia minora, majora, clitoris etc but at the exam boys were given sketches of dicks, while girls of vaginas. We were around 12-13. It's like they tried to cover the topic while avoiding being explicit as much as possible.

>>25532724 >it was just a porn promotion and not the explanation to girls What?

I'm an incel because no one is school has taught me how to have sex and where the hell a vagina is located

>>25532789 the most often ambulance calls from fertile females about female trauma is ovary rupture, caused by an active sex session, or putting strain on the abdomen during menstruation and it's quite dangerous too, since it causes internal bleeding and can kill a person in 36 hours peculiarly no public statistics institution is interested in addressing that issue, as they're all too busy one-upping Russians on whiteness maps to get USAIDS sheckels

>>25533387 I'm not sure where you're leading with this. Did you read this info in some telegram channel? What does USAID has to do with at all here? How to prevent ovary rupture then? Fuck less hard, strength training for woman?

Yes It was one of the first years of sexed in Poland My friend told during the lesson that he likes to masturbate The whole school was put on red alert, his parents informed, our class canceled and the headmasteds head was as red as beetroots

We did but it was really basic and all they really said was to just use a condom and that no means no (and that the age of consent is 16).

>>25533455 >I'm not sure where you're leading with this just explaining you what might have confused you in my original post although you are probably just mad someone isn't taking the penis mutilation as a blessing >How to prevent ovary rupture then firstmost — let girls know the symptoms so that they can call the carriage and won't just try to wait for the pain to go, squandering the valuable time that could be spent treating the wound and explain why their PE class is different than the boys class, why they're getting exemptions on red days and why PE teacher doesn't mind a lot if they're not doing any PE at all imagine how mad would the parents be if they would have to deal with the teacher and school for causing their girl to have ovary rupture at the same time teach them that flabby ass is unlikely the trait that males would like in them and isn't too healthy either, so they should still try to do yoga (stretching without any power-exercises; chinese yoga aka taichi is also fine) daily and some light swimming like weekly tell them that stretching can be done fully at home in the morning or the evening better not give those advises trough a teacher, but give a textbook to the parents, and let them discuss the topics written in the book, that would go along with the wikipedia-like articles on the topic, that might be relevant to the discussion if parents would find some of the advices incorrect, they can share their own experience or their own logic with the kid like some parents might mention that there are generally just 2 genders, but in rare cases there are hermaphrodites and chimeras of course they can share on things, except penis mutilation, that's non-discussable

>>25533508 > age of consent below the age of retirement pedo!

Bernd didnt have penis inspection day?

We had the year we all turned 12yo. It was one of those classes where I never needed whatever they taught us.

All the girls were taken several times to another classroom and were taught secret girl stuff that we boys obviously couldn't handle. Then one day the boys were corraled together to watch an antiquated video with some doctor telling us we should wash our penises. That's it.

I got free condoms and filled them with water and threw at girls.

Yeah, there were three main sub-subjects covered The science/biology stuff STD warnings in graphic detail as well as begging to take steps to reduce risk if you choose to be sexually active (where I lived it was a pretty big problem with absurdly high rates and new super strains) And health+hygiene stuff, like checking for cancer and washing your ass. Also Q&A was a highlight to most sex ed classes.

>>25532385 >if the woman is laying on her back, insert two fingers with your palm up and curl the fingers. its a slightly more rough, rippled patch of skin inside the vagina, shortly behind the entrance Goddamn, that is disgusting. I would never put my fingers inside of a vagina.

No, I never had any real sex education in any of my schooling. Almost everyone thought that stds were an exlusive problems to gay men and their boys. Heterosexuals were considered to be clean Christian folk that did not have this problem. Thus, in my generation about one third of the teenage girls contracted and STD before graduating from high school.

>>25532473 >there is an absurdly high number of kids that dont have any idea that sex leads to babies No there is not. Speak for yourself retard.

Nod really. It was more of just a basic biology lesson. They certainly didn't give us explicit books about buttfucking, 69, and faggotry, but that was 20 years ago.

No

>>25532424 Wow how awful it would have been to make more germans

>>25537024 >All the girls were taken several times to another classroom and were taught secret girl stuff that we boys obviously couldn't handle. Molly Grows Up, 1953, full screen quality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W14YssL_Cs

we watched a movie in class where a boy shows his erect dick and how he masterbaits and a girl shows her bucci.

Yes. Me and frens laughed at benis and bagina:DDDDD

>>25537024 > porn ad > no warnings about biofilm, yeast and hygiene, no explanation on herpes, worms, hepatitis, importance of regular disease tests for sexually active individuals > no explanation of egg amounts and healthy pregnancy and age correlation > no explanation on hybrids (even in other parts of the biology class) and hybrid breakdown effect well just as I though it would

women, if they were able to secure a virtuous man for a husband, have been getting a better deal in marriage than men. they literally get everything provided for them, all their problems- well now you have a dedicated man to prioritize your problems and get them solved and all you have to do is let him fug you from time to time. I have seen enough porn to know that regular benis in vagina sex is literally nothing. there is no great pain there, no great sensation either. and for this mildly unpleasant experience you get all your problems taken care of. the guy when he gets married he’s putting on a yoke FOREVER to take care of his wife. children complicate this analysis but I have never wanted children

>>25537971 Your rant is pretty off topic.

Public education should be abolished.

>>25544866 Public education is for learning about private parts.

Did you guys have penis inspection day for real as part of sex ed? We did in 2005

Well, some boys fucked with geography teacher.

>>25537971 Are you circumcised?

>>25532357 the opposite happened to us, kinda the boys were left in math class as usual and the girls got to skip class to attend a feminist conference where they got told that sex and saying no was okay and they were shown the proper use of protection and stuff, as well as like who to speak to if they thought they were being raped. we were like 13... we also got a more formal sex education but 2 years later.

>>25545188 this is a joke but i do remember that my doctor inspected my penis and i'm pretty sure it's a normal thing since it also happened to my friends. it was to check for if i had phimosis or something i believe. do other bernds remember such a thing?

Onion: Yes (but it was pointless)

have you ever used what they taught you in sex education? me: no, because "sex" never ever came up irl

>>25545188 2nd poster was believable at first but then >Mike Oxlong But really though, we had such a day in our school, showing penishead to some doctor

>>25537024 >eat out a pussy after cumming in it >Gender neutral penis haver >No mention of enema before anal.