You got $81 trillion deposited to your bank account. What are your moves?
Total posts: 43,
files: 3 (Drowned at Sat, 01 Mar 2025 23:31:37 GMT)
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:38:19 GMT
No. 25530300
There are no moves you can make with such amount of wealth, it becomes pure politics at that point
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:38:51 GMT
No. 25530305
I'd start adding bacon to my quarter pounders
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:40:29 GMT
No. 25530313
inform bank of their mistake, as this is not my money and taking it is a crime.
I transferred like £80k from my bank to btc exchange in slovenia(I think?) some years ago and they spent like 5 hours doing identity checks before they would transfer it.
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:40:38 GMT
No. 25530314
>>25530321
Probably immediately try and liquidate it and make it into gold, cash, crypto or something before the banks try and take it back.
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:40:40 GMT
No. 25530315
help the rich
help the poor
help the world
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:41:34 GMT
No. 25530321
>>25530621
>>25530314
gaytex spending 30 years in federal prison will be cool
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:42:07 GMT
No. 25530323
Withdraw it all in $1 notes
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:42:23 GMT
No. 25530326
>>25530812
Probably spend many hours each day looking at market lines going green or red.
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:42:37 GMT
No. 25530328
i would buy a new pc all made of solid gold r8
>>25530321
What crime did i commit?
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:40:23 GMT
No. 25530632
Donate it all to Trump
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:45:26 GMT
No. 25530666
buy kinder surprise toy figure misprints
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:45:57 GMT
No. 25530671
>>25530621
being a beaner, homosexual, communist, and bad poster
the sentence is death
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:49:19 GMT
No. 25530699
if you spend this money, for example in casino, they can do nothing to get it back
t. law student
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:49:21 GMT
No. 25530700
The bank's AI security system will probably freeze your account before you can withdraw a single dollar.
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:51:47 GMT
No. 25530719
>>25530722
try and deposit all of it and crash the bank
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:52:06 GMT
No. 25530722
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:56:39 GMT
No. 25530751
>>25535751
1. Withdraw everything
2. Buy private island
3. Refuse to extradite self
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 16:59:51 GMT
No. 25530765
I would make a twitter account, post my balance and tweet it at Elon Musk.
It would drive him into a depression because I'm so much richer than him.
Then I would delete my account and disappear into the ether, never to speak of it again. I would do all of this just so he would know there's always going to be someone richer than him.
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:06:09 GMT
No. 25530792
spend as much as possible buying crypto from unregistered sites that require no identification and have big feeds
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:07:36 GMT
No. 25530799
>>25530621
None but you know how the feds are. They'll find something to lock you up.
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:08:37 GMT
No. 25530804
>>25530296
I purchase Zimbabwe in its entirety and start Rhodesia 2.0
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:09:03 GMT
No. 25530807
>>25530621
unjust enrichment
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:10:08 GMT
No. 25530812
>>25530326
Its not a bad fate. You just need the arrow to always go up
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:12:43 GMT
No. 25530821
back in 2015 I worked for an american company as payments clerk and had this happen on my watch. Basically at that company invoices were scanned into the system and sent to india to process and enter data into the ERP system. But pajeets have a different decimal system and numbers bigger than 1000 routinely confuse them so one of them paid some american guy who paints garages 1 million dollars instead of 10,000 he was supposed to get for a bunch of jobs over a couple of months. Usually such people in the US were paid by check but this guy had ACH for some reason. Anyway he called me and asked if he should run to the bahamas with this money now in the end I referred him to another department that did wires and they unfucked it somehow. I only remember this incident because it was some smalltime guy, between companies which do business together a lot and transfer a couple million between them every month it happened literally ALL THE TIME for amounts over 100,000$ but then you just dont care and you credit the next payment so this evens out
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:18:21 GMT
No. 25530862
buy island
build secret temple on island
cut foreskin
convert to judaism
join mossad
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:20:07 GMT
No. 25530877
>>25531332
>>25531353
I would buy Argentina and (legally) fuck/rape all the argentinian hebes
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:23:09 GMT
No. 25530893
Disappear.
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 18:09:11 GMT
No. 25531254
>>25530296
Collect and keep the interest; they can take back the principal
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 18:16:07 GMT
No. 25531332
>>25530877
It'll illegal only if they are under 13
Also
You can't rape the willing
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 18:17:25 GMT
No. 25531353
>>25530877
I would buy brazil and kill all the niggers (98% of population)
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 18:45:14 GMT
No. 25531727
buying germany and ausländer raus (w'men and old fucks too)
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 18:49:01 GMT
No. 25531789
>>25531803
be happy to be able to convert as much as one trillion into monero
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 18:49:31 GMT
No. 25531803
>>25531789
probably much less
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 18:49:37 GMT
No. 25531804
buy bitcoins and run away as fast as possible before they catch me and force me to pay it back
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 19:00:37 GMT
No. 25531967
>>25530296
- buy a small country
- deport the entire population
- build a medium sized army for defense
- aquire nukes and ICBMs
- hire every top notch immortality researcher and give them any funding they need
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 19:07:47 GMT
No. 25532079
Sit at home jerking off to cunny as always
Bernd
Fri, 28 Feb 2025 21:01:58 GMT
No. 25533203
split it 50/60 and buy DJT and trump coin
Bernd
Sat, 01 Mar 2025 01:01:17 GMT
No. 25535246
>>25530296
A bank employee noticed the error and the money was withdrawn only a couple hours after it was deposited.
Note: In most counties banking laws are written in such a way that you are not allowed to keep any money that a bank gives you by mistake. A few years ago a man withdrew some money from a bank machine. To his surprise, the machine gave him his money and kept on giving money until it was empty. The man who had done nothing to cause the glitch was informed that he had to return all the extra money or he would be charged with theft and sent to jail.
Bernd
Sat, 01 Mar 2025 02:29:15 GMT
No. 25535717
>>25535723
Take out as much as I can and run. The problem is usually banks give you problems when you withdraw over 20k even if it’s your money. My mom was trying to withdraw from a joint account and they told her to fuck off. On mine too. Banks look at her and think she is sketchy. Which is funny.
Bernd
Sat, 01 Mar 2025 02:29:50 GMT
No. 25535721
End the hunger in Poland.
Bernd
Sat, 01 Mar 2025 02:30:07 GMT
No. 25535723
>>25535717
Like she allowed to withdraw. And they are like no. lol
Bernd
Sat, 01 Mar 2025 02:35:09 GMT
No. 25535751
>>25530751
...private islands arent private countries
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