you're supposed to talk to people in your close proximity not random people on the street

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completely unironically drink more. socialize with drunk people. being drunk lowers your inhibition, makes it easier to talk to people without being anxious. and if you purposefully interact with fellow drunkards then they won't have those inhibitions either. best thing is to jump into a conversation a group is having about something you know about, like sports or politics or something.

>>25529337 chaderone

>>25529320 nah you can talk to random nutters if youre both pissed usually about football >>25529337 this guy knows the deal fellow chad

>>25529337 >>25529344 music is loud and you have to yell, throat hurts

>>25529347 slap them with jamon to say hi

>>25529347 you have to go to the smoking area to socialise this is why i dont go to pubs with loud music

talking about politics with strangers only works if you are openly racist and so are they

>>25529353 you play bingo with ladies over 50 at pub lol

>>25529359 and what of it? you got a problem with it?

>>25529347 that's the best part. i fucking love yelling, it's one of life's greatest pleasures. then again i've been told that i have a sturdy, loud voice. perhaps do what the englishman proposed

>>25529360 no british mummies can make good tea

>>25529361 im thinking OP means a "bar" with loud music a "pub" as far as I know is a quiet place where old men go to watch the football or darts and drink theirselves into retirement and a grave friday night is the only time it gets rowdy

>>25529353 I don't smoke, and that pub didn't have a smoking area anyways

>>25529340 He's right. Also it's best to drink so much that everyobe becomes friends and you don't remember anything next day t. used to go to bars daily

>>25529370 then I dont know what to say, it sounds like a terrible "pub"

fucking OP is making me want to go out for a pint tonight but i cant be fucked to bump into people id rather not talk to

>>25529370 when I lived in Valencia I went to what they called "discomóviles" or something. It's outdoors, not too loud and good fun, consider going to those if there are any where you live. Most people who go there start off in their own friend group and end up breaking off and talking to random people.

>>25529378 the music is absolute fucking garbage i must warn you

So you went to the pub with your friends, your friends that you talk to regularly probably, and you left quite late into the night. And how is that a bad thing? It means that you can socialise you retard.

>>25529374 it's a popular town in my city they have rock and metal music, many alt people and goth girls go there, and they have shots for 1.5€

>>25529374 it's a popular pub in my city they have rock and metal music, many alt people and goth girls go there, and they have shots for 1.5€, I've been there many times

>>25529315 also 2 AM is quite early. the most fun to be had is in between 3 and 4 AM when everyone's fucked up. if you don't have the energy for it, consider going an hour later than usual.

>>25529315 lol i went to the pub with strangers from telegram chat, didnt really talk to anyone specifically and didnt befriend anyone, spend 50 euro which is extremely large sum for me, made a fool out of myself by "dancing" in place in the most cringe way imaginable and clapping my hands to the rythm of the song so hard that people around me started getting worried that i'm mentally ill and might do something dangerous, like start beating them or shit, i got almost blackout drunk, fell asleep on the street for a couple hours (as i do absolutely every time when i drink outside) and then after waking up continued towards home, but actually went the wrong way and for some reason ended up climbing over some kind of fence, i dont remember where and what it was, i got stuck on that fence, it ripped my best and only jeans open, ripped my best and only good hoodie, ripped my hand and leg, and eventually got home and now i just want to die and understand that nothing good can happen in my life and i will just suffer like i already do until i die one day

>>25529394 monty monty

>>25529353 i quit smoking and going outside with people who smoke without smoking is cringe (to them) so i stopped doing that

>>25529394 >didnt really talk to anyone specifically and didnt befriend anyone that's your problem. drunken antics, sleeping on the street, making a fool out of yourself is fantastic but only if you aren't alone. if you have buddies who make fun of you the next day for it, it's a fun little memory, if it's just you, it's plain sad.

>>25529394 You sound pretty cool actually

>>25529404 whats the best thing that can happen in montenegro that monteniggers dont appreciate?

>>25529400 what does your post mean? i also realized two more things yesterday - that i have a neurodegenerative condition, my cognitive ability deteriorates significantly with every passing month, and that it already deteriorated to the level of a retarded person, to the level where i am disabled, a criplle. i realized this because i was playing billiards (american pool) and kept forgetting all the time which type of balls is mine, striped or non-striped, which has never ever happened to me before in my entire life even though i've played billiards often

>>25529418 its my way of calling monteniggers maybe you should stop drinking and pick up good diet for a while to get your brain back

>>25529418 it's most likely a symptom of severe depression, you'll be fine.

>>25529409 >that's your problem i know, but it is impossible for me to talk to people and befriend them because can you imagine talking to a person who is so mentally handicapped that he cant remember which balls are his in a game of billiards? its not fun and there actually isnt anything to talk about, its almost like talking to a rat or a parrot

>>25529418 If you actually have anything wrong with you that you're not just imagining it's probably just b12 deficiency or another crumple problem

>>25529414 sunshine and good weather, i guess. i dunno

>>25529430 i dont take pills i dont know what excuse i would have to say to the doctor i have like 2 weeks of antidepressants and sleeping pills unconsumed..

>>25529383 ok then, just get smashed and talk to people about how much you love rock music and the fútbol dont talk about politics

its not a pub if it plays metal and rock music you can call it a pub but as an Englishman with Irish ancestry im telling you it isnt a pub

this is what a pub looks like

>>25529431 ironically enough, that's really not the thing that's limiting you. i'm good friends with someone who's very "slow", you need to repeat things to him 3-4 times for him to understand them, he doesn't get jokes unless you explain them to him, his common sense is a little off and he doesn't possess much "common" knowledge. however he's always upbeat, energetic, he loves reading about current events and he always has something to talk about. you know, notable deaths, political events, wars and such. you could try that. read news articles several times a day, be very knowledgeable about what's going on in the world. it makes for great conversation.

>>25529471 his memory is also quite bad, he isn't just an autist

>>25529454 what xi is that? doesnt look like xi ping pong. is it him though?

>>25529471 >>25529473 that is good advice, but my problem is also that, i assume due to anxiety of social interactio, my mind becomes blank kind of like you know on a exam when you get nervous and suddenly forget your own name or what day of the week it is or something like that and cant remember no matter how hard you try, and now amount of alcohol fixes this, and so i just have a blank mind, no thoughts at all, so i can only reply to what other people say, i cant say anything myself because i literally dont have a single thought in my head, and my memory completely switches off, like to the point where people, for example, ask me how long i've been in the country and i cant remember when i arrived so cant calculate, or something like that. given that, conversing with people becomes really awkward and unpleasant (for other people). you would probably say that maybe this will go away if i were to talk to people every day and get used to it, but there are two problems with that - people dont want to talk to me te second time after the first time, so i have no one to talk to, and also i've been socializing a lot more lately but it doesnt seem to improve so far

>>25529496 that's winnie the pooh

>>25529557 wow, respect to him for just casually chilling in a pub like that and having a pint, given his position

>>25529576 yeah hes a right old geezer those chinese are alright with me tbh

RIGHT OP youve gone and done it now you taking the piss and calling your metal bar a "pub" has set off my latent Alcoholism and now im off to go enjoy a few pints in REAL PUBS in England. Thanks, you spanish git

Bring the grabber next time and jokingly steal glasses or bottles filled with booze from the neighboring table. It's great fun and you almost instantly get drawn into a conversation. t. did that once, went home alone though

>>25529621 that is genius I dub thee SIR BANTSALOT t. the Archbishop of Banterbury

>>25529617 yeah, man, talk about triggers. i wish someone would actually discuss and important issue about triggers - how there are triggers for overeating unhealthy food, alcoholism and smoking everywhere, and that its not okay, instead of talking about some bullshit triggers that make left wing millenials and gen-x'ers cry

>>25529315 >being an alcoholic

oi you lads wont believe this ive only gone and "kidnapped" a 9 year old and raped the fuck out of her :) am i cool yet?

>>25530693 be a whole lot cooler if she was 8

i put my penis inside her while she screamed :) am I a KC legend yet?

going to pub is wasteful as fuck, paying like a paypig

or not? i remember going to the Peel Pub in the 1990's a pitcher of beer was cheap as fuck

>>25530703 pics or it didn't happen

Peel Pub in Montreal, Quebec, offers pitchers for $18 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. lol it used to be like $4