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Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:33:15 GMT No. 25529101 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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i tried to lose weight by just eating a lot of salad but now im bloated like fuck and i look fatter and i cant bend over without gasping for air lol
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Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:35:07 GMT No. 25529109
Raw vegetables are bad for digestion. You should eat light, warm meals (Lean protein, many carbs, little fat).
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:35:27 GMT No. 25529112
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you go to the fridge at night!
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:39:27 GMT No. 25529133 >>25529137
Produce shit, bloat will reduce Also have you tried farting?
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:40:01 GMT No. 25529137 >>25529148
>>25529133 that slavic science
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:41:56 GMT No. 25529148 >>25529155
>>25529137 I'm not audrius
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:43:03 GMT No. 25529155
>>25529148 Hello not audrius
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:46:00 GMT No. 25529173 >>25529178 >>25529331
I'm Audrius. I recommend vodka diet. Do vodka + water only for weeks, first 2 days I ate then i stopped eating completely.
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:47:23 GMT No. 25529178
>>25529173 now say oink
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 12:23:07 GMT No. 25529328 >>25529345
You're supposed to eat piles of green salad, not macaroni salad
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 12:23:14 GMT No. 25529331
>>25529173 You can go die drinking and not eating like this, alcogermanbernd said he almost got hospitalised for such drinking-nofood marathon Or was he hospitalised, don't rember
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 12:25:42 GMT No. 25529339 >>25529343
It’s probably all the sneed oils in the salad dressing Anyway, anyone who says it’s diet or some external factor causing weight loss is lying, you have to count your calories to get a good idea of how much you are really eating
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 12:26:49 GMT No. 25529343
>>25529339 Causing weight gain*
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 12:27:19 GMT No. 25529345 >>25529365
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>>25529328 Isn't it canon USAner cuisine?
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 12:30:35 GMT No. 25529365 >>25529375
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>>25529345 We eat a healthy fruit dish called ambrosia salad, made from canned fruit and marshmallows
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 12:32:08 GMT No. 25529375
>>25529365 Kosher vegan salt tire salad
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 12:40:33 GMT No. 25529403 >>25529497
I lost 15kg, benefits: less time spent on toilet, can comfortably sleep on my back
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 13:00:51 GMT No. 25529497 >>25529586
>>25529403 Sharts goned?
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 13:02:31 GMT No. 25529506
>>25529101 >i tried to lose weight by just eating a lot of salad but now im bloated like fuck and i look fatter and i cant bend over without gasping for air lol Told you so, you laughed at me, well, your choice.
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 13:04:12 GMT No. 25529517 >>25529522
Problem: Bloat from alcohol. Poor digestion due to alcohol. Sharts. Solution: A healthy balance not an immediate dive into a full blown consumption of greens. Balance is key. Potatoes will help you lose a lot of weight. No sugar. Smoking can help too, coffee and stop being a bydlo tard.
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 13:04:56 GMT No. 25529522
>>25529517 Smoking is expensive and lowers lung quality t. smoker
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 13:17:39 GMT No. 25529586 >>25529630
>>25529497 Yes that’s due to a change in diet no more ethnic food
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 13:25:05 GMT No. 25529630
>>25529586 I only had sharts from unfiltered 'alive' beer overdosing and other alcohol related occasions, never from food
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