meh just part of the daily routine

will start getting drunk in an hour when the gas station opens.

lena 😍

just kidding lads im already drunk

I am going to sleep. Already drunked

>>25527735 what did you drink

>>25527742 8*440ml heineken

Why the fuck do married men watch porn?

>>25527750 Because its still fun

>>25527750 je ne sais pas mon ami we just love to sabotage our lives sometimes

>>25527746 >heineken Sad. You have much better beers than that in the UK. Heineken isn't even a cheap beer, at least around here.

>>25527774 selection at my shop @ willage is: heineken tennents staropramen asahi hob goblin brew dog shite

>>25527764 A real thing would be much more fun, imo. Take from a person who's hobby is watching porn. If I had a GF, I would have her drain my bawls while doing sexy moans everyday. Like what goes on here around 20 mins in https://soundgasm.net/u/mysticmommy/DRUNK-GF-CRAVES-YOU-F4M-Freebie Now, if I had a WIFE... I'd take it to a whole other level. I can't comprehend it, but it would be magnitudes better due to the loyalty and time spent to adapt her

>>25527783 Autistic loser. Go to bed

Thought you were the cunt from harlow but you're a cunt from liverpool. Don't know if you're based or not. Will monitor the thread

>>25527783 I have been with my wife since 2007. Some time alone with your favorite porn is still fun. Sex after many years of alot of sex is not crazy special anymore. The effort sometimes aint worth it. You'll understand one day

>>25527783 yuo should get a gf and comprehend it it is awesome until it is not you will have such great fun and then you are back to being a moronic incel faggot jacking it to trannies again

>>25527789 >from harlow >from liverpool. youre a fucking moron who thinks he can analyse posters but youre wrong twice

Soon in shop, but it'll still be another 40min until I can crack open the first beer, because I don't want the people to think I was an alcoholic. rate diary

>>25527815 >>25527815 i understand on the scotland i have to wait 5 more hours to destroy behind shop so i sleep now

for me, beer is just a welcome way of mentally disposing of all the day's garbage, and it helps put my brain in a gear where I can actually think things through sometimes. Also, I think it keeps my pineal gland shiny and new, and that my thalamus in general thanks me every time I down a pint. Alcohol is a useful solvent to keep the rust off my brain, imo. t. auld one

>>25527824 thank you for your understanding. about to finish destroying the 6th of these cheap Swiss beers.

Too early

You'll soon not feel that well. I already drank over a litter of water after I woke up.

>>25528922 You more likable sober. When you're drunk, you tend to talk shit. I am not innocent in this regard.

>>25528979 Lies and slander i dont remember any such

>>25528990 Post name and location or any other important information about that koshka, please.

>>25529018 Looks asiatic according to text on third image

Posting in the pre drinking drinking threda.

>>25529025 You posted this koshka yourself. Don't you know anything more about her? Her face is very memorable.

>>25529040 No i get em from internets mostly Not everyone is as autistic as kotette

>>25529042 I'm not her. I'm the Swiss who illegally camped on your Neringa.

>>25529051 I didnt say you were her Why illegally

basé. Also this >>25528922

>>25529061 The entire Neringa is a nature reserve. It's illegal to pitch a tent in a nature reserve in your country. I saw park rangers on the Neringa. Lithuania is still much more liberal in this regardthan Switerland, Germany and France, where it's generally forbidden except one has the permission of the land owner.

>>25529074 >I saw park rangers on the Neringa. I asked two of them if they mind waching my fully packed with camping equipment bicycle for an hour while I went off to take a few pictures xDD "Thank you very much, officers" I told them before pitching the tent two hours later)) Good times. To avoid misunderstandings: The police officers' job was to stand there for the entire evening. That I parked my fully loaded bicycle 50m away from them didn't change anything of their work schedule. My asking was more to find out if they're suspicious about a bicycle loaded with wild camping equipment in an area where it's forbidden by the ministry.

Sooooon

>>25527703 <that feel when getting drunk >weeeee <even drunk girls still don't like me

>>25534809 Nice MILF, would take.

Hell, even the vodka's not doing much. I'd had a lot, at least 500mL already today, and I barely feel it. Also two weed gummies, but I'm still not properly high.

>>25534832 I always prefer Cascada to lena, I remember back in 2013, when I said the same thing on the old kc, I got flacked by all the lena simps.

>>25534848 Lena was a hyped girl for me. Because she was "frech". Got her revenge with The Fappening. Hallo Maxi!

>>25534858 She was a mid brunette, just like Ellen Page, zooey Deschanel, Carly Rae Jepsen, and all the other forgotten brunette butterfaces who were getting shilled hard between 2010-14 that are now forgotten

>>25534874 Zooey Deschanel was not mid, and she is remembered fondly

>>25534874 Amy was hot. I was younger. Still find her hot in the music video.

>>25534935 Eh she was popular over here in 2007, so I don't count her

>>25534960 Yeah but how long? We didn't hear anything from her after she asked where to sleep tonight

>>25534935 I have to add, I love this unique "uk girl" style. Don't know what it is. The hair, the edges of the eyes. The natural lips. I hate too much. She's very fine.

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