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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:43:13 GMT No. 25526404 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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what if i told you i had the cure for death?
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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:48:19 GMT No. 25526426 >>25526432
Meth?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:49:24 GMT No. 25526432
>>25526426 actually thats really funny because meth means death in hebrew no i just made this thread instead of a different one when i noticed that the needle was labeled 50mg jesus christ
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:49:49 GMT No. 25526436 >>25526443
the cure for taking life is to create life but i can't breed
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:50:48 GMT No. 25526442 >>25526443
drinking loli piss is literally drinking from the fountain of youth
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:51:04 GMT No. 25526443 >>25526459
>>25526436 accept christ bernd you will be saved from death! >>25526442 i know how to make your piss smell really good
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:54:16 GMT No. 25526459 >>25526463
>>25526443 >you will be saved from death! but i want to die.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:55:35 GMT No. 25526463 >>25526481
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>>25526459 well maybe you wont want to die anymore once your soul is transported to heaven or something
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:58:13 GMT No. 25526481 >>25526489
>>25526463 when my soul is delivered to heaven i'll have my 72 virgin lolis and i def won't want to die again
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:59:12 GMT No. 25526489 >>25526500
>>25526481 if heaven is 72 virgins i would want a refund anything i can imagine isnt good enough
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:59:55 GMT No. 25526500 >>25526530
>>25526489 maybe heaven will be beyond your imagination
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:03:39 GMT No. 25526530 >>25526546
>>25526500 heaven is apparently not biblical according to one schizophrenic retard i watch on odysee all souls go to a waiting room to await the final judgement of some shit but im not really feeling it
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:06:23 GMT No. 25526546 >>25526556 >>25526569
>>25526530 >souls go to a waiting room is that how ghosts are made
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:07:16 GMT No. 25526556
>>25526546 i prefer to believe in nirvana or some shit
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:08:59 GMT No. 25526569 >>25526573
>>25526546 maybe we shouldnt be christians if we get the waiting room i rescind my thread
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:10:01 GMT No. 25526573 >>25526579
>>25526569 I'm not even Christian. I'm Paul.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:10:48 GMT No. 25526579 >>25526599
>>25526573 paul why is the biblically accurate afterlife so fucking lame why does everybody believe in heaven instead? what else are they hiding from us?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:13:30 GMT No. 25526599 >>25526610
>>25526579 if you don't follow the rules then you won't go to heaven. so you must do exactly as you're told to do. that's (((freedom))).
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:14:39 GMT No. 25526610 >>25526741
>>25526599 god i hate being alive what the fuck is this shit
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:16:03 GMT No. 25526622 >>25526631
But i want to die
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:17:51 GMT No. 25526631
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>>25526622 you shall dwell in elysium with all the bera heroes for eternity
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:29:04 GMT No. 25526701
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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:35:36 GMT No. 25526738 >>25526747
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The Long Sleep is long
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:37:07 GMT No. 25526741
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>>25526610
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:37:26 GMT No. 25526745 >>25526752
what if i told you i had the cure for your schizophrenia?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:37:38 GMT No. 25526747
>>25526738 ive experienced transcendental states so im sure the soul can experience an existence entirely unlike the one we know
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:38:13 GMT No. 25526752
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>>25526745 they already cured me i just patronize myself because i decided to believe in myself
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:55:11 GMT No. 25526826 >>25526854
show it !
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 00:02:36 GMT No. 25526854
>>25526826 it is jesus christ
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 00:42:14 GMT No. 25527019
I would think you likely are suffering from some mental illness that includes delusions as a symptom. That or you are a grifter trying to scam people.
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