no

i would kill for one

she probably smells bad

Absolutely.

No. Filipinas are the worst mix of asian's neurotic control issues and latina's poor urge control. Best to just fuck a shotgun and be done with it.

As a fucktoy? Maybe. Not as a wife replacement though. Probably can't breed with humans.

>>25525098 kek, that's litteraly rural dating on the Ukraine.

I'd breed that tight gobwife pussy so much the world would be overrun with my spawn. You don't fucking understand, the oceans would be replaced with green flesh, lawnmowers would become obsolete as they'd be forced into eating every single blade of grass for sustenance, the internet would grind to a halt under all the berndblin hornyposting.

Do you have the image about the goblin girl going to human city for reasons?

yea

>>25525098 Not even accidentally.

>>25525254 brb moving to ukraine right now

I'm into their taller Orc cousins. For reasons.

>>25525689 gay >>25525676 straight

>>25525670 try the shit RPG Maker game "Amber Embraces". It's about a hot gob girl with manditory corruption and god knows what else. It's in russian, mostly, but the anglo translation is coming along well enough.

maybe.

>>25525706 Yeah but do you have the image though?>

>>25525731 The image you're looking for, naw fam. The road map to semi active images of a tight bodied gob getiing groped and used for hours on end, ya.

im actually half goblin myself

>>25525789 That would explain your semen addiction.

>>25525795 i only like feminine cum

I literally saw an Indian goblin recently. Unfortunately I can't take creepshots, because eyes are usually always on me when I'm out and about because I'm somewhat famous.

short mexican/central american chicks = goblins

>>25525799 there are humans so deformed and degenerate they literally resemble short little wirey goblin men i believe these men of antiquity were the origin of the goblin mythos

>>25525799 Famously on the sex offender registry?

>>25525699 Yes

>>25525807 yes, ashkenazi jews

>>25525783 I must find this image, please some Bernd post it.

>>25525817 that goblin nose oh no

man as soon as i have my own place im playing hentai games all day

No, but i would a Night Elf GF.

the bg3 goblins were kinda cute

>>25525824 play hentai games in public. what are you, some kind of sheep? be ungovernable.

>>25525868 nyl2 made an animation with them. they look a bit too goblin-like for my tastes

>>25525869 but my left hand must not leave my penis while i play thats why they make hentai games one hand playable

>>25525874 pathetic. i thought you were better than this. public masturbation is the way of the cultured gentleman

>>25525868 They look like niglets with big teeth

>>25525880 i have walked for miles down the path of diogenes the dog but i have only violated this taboo a handful of times

>>25525813 Yeah it is really a little bit like that. Luckily I don't live in the USA though

>>25525254 Indeed, the height is pretty much the same btw

yes please

>>25525831 you just know

short answer yes, long answer it depends on how big her titties are and how fuckstarved she is

>>25525925 So... you need the gob to be desperate for sex before she would fuck you? Damn son, either proof read shit, or work on oyur selfesteem issues.

>>25525902 Im absolutely okay with this.

>>25525952 Nice.

>>25525936 >proofread >spelling error huehuehuehue fuck.

>>25525689 The artist does not know where fangs grow. AGAIN.

>>25526010 They're tusks not fangs. Yes, that is also not where tusks go

I remembered this movie

>>25526051 That traumatic, huh? Anyway, the convo is about Goblussy, not whatever the fuck that EstroGolem is. If you seed that torrent, your ManCard will be revoked and your cock pics will be given to Black "women". You have been warned.

If it can be raped into submission and obedience then perhaps. If not then it prefers to be killed I suppose

Yes What more even needs to be said.

Yeah, but it benefits primarily the goblin genepool. It's like having a gook for a gf. Your kids won't thank you for it.

>>25527412 This!

>>25526010 Those are tusks

Goblins are built for __

>>25527678 Serving your Orc wife

>>25527678 Eh... She has a point nonetheless. Also where was that? I want that sword picture.

>>25527678 BHC

>>25525328 >the world would be overrun with my spawn based gobwife and Ghengis Khan appreciator.

>>25527678 Just given a random choice, I think maybe #1 and me could come to some sort of arrangement. She looks like an interesting person.

>>25527866 In a fantasy setting, the more feminine something seems to be, the more STDs it is likely to have. This is known as Bard's Law.

Choose your class

I once fapped to lvl 1 female Orc /dance.

I once fapped to lvl 1 female Orc /dance in WoW.

Just admit you want thick little girls and stop coping. Cowards.

>>25528053 The only reason we talk about LGs so extensively is because we have no Goblins or Nymphs or Dryads or (D&D 3.5/Pathfinder 1e) Halflings. All the other threads are our coping mechanisms for being denied the right to be born into the cooler, tighter magical vagina Matrix. Now, stop being a proxy fag and help me figure out the anal depth of a Golden Court Pixie house maid.

>>25528064 >help me figure out the anal depth of a Golden Court Pixie house maid I think F.A.T.A.L. already has that sorted out. At least it should

>>25528088 I have never heard of that. Give me a link or a searchable Plz

>>25528088 I found it!

>>25527957 lvl 1? :geil:

>>25528097 Now roll for anal circumference

>>25528101 Found it on Archive! WOOOOOOOOO! https://archive.org/details/f.-a.-t.-a.-l

What about shrek daughter?

>>25528145 There's already a thread about that. Fuck off. Goblussy for the win, nigger.

goblin mating press

>>25525868 >the bg3 goblins were kinda cute webm unrelated?

i laugh at normies cooming over goblins its some super denial lust for CP by redditors but they refuse to admit they want to fuck lolis

>>25528064 >The only reason we talk about LGs so extensively is because we have no Goblins or Nymphs or Dryads or (D&D 3.5/Pathfinder 1e) Halflings.

>>25528278 You think these mutants here are normies? How many levels of cope are you on?

>>25528278 >Lust for CP >giant boobies and wide hips

>>25528278 Short stacks are a different niche

bump for sex

Sure if they look like this.

>>25533074 Neanderthal is why I want to fuck a woman who is taller than me

>>25533535 You mean one of your ancestors was a short, stocky neanderthal that fucked a tall homo sapiens grill?

>>25533929 >Average male body mass index would have been 26.9–28.2 (overweight) using a size of 164 to 168 cm (5 ft 5 in to 5 ft 6 in) and 76 kg (168 lb). Wouldn't that have been pretty tall for prehistoric homo sapiens? IIRC in the early 19th century most of europe had an average height about that size, and presumably prehistoric man would be less wellfed than Napoleonic era man

>>25533074 Imagine being a cave man spending his days chilling with his tribe then going to your tent to BHC your goblin and elf thrallwives half the night. Modernity a shit

>>25533990 You know very well who's to blame.

>>25533990 Good point. When I towered over the neanderthaler wax statue in the neanderthal museum as a child, I didn't think about this and just snickered at the manlet.

>>25533989 Good point. When I towered over the neanderthaler wax statue in the neanderthal museum as a child, I didn't think about this and just snickered at the manlet.

>>25534081 Yeah you have to put size in perspective of time and location Just because his height would be funny today doesn't mean Caesar was physically pathetic for example

>>25528064 >halflings Which sort? >Shy is tfw no bf posting again I bet she has a boyfriend and pretends she doesn't to lure in paypigs >>25533989 >presumably prehistoric man would be less wellfed than Napoleonic era man Untrue, prehistoric man would have a high protein/high fat diet not the grain that built civilization and destroyed human bodies

>>25528278 Most sexualized goblins are drawn like midgets, not children. It could be argued that the supply of decent midget porn is far lower than demand so goblins and other short stacks fill the needs of men into very short curvy women.

>>25528282 >You think these mutants here are normies? yes

>>25535440 >Most sexualized goblins are drawn like midgets, not children. proofs?

>>25535459 Nigga look at the goblins posted in the thread or do a image search of goblin girls.

>>25535517 Vaush was accidently opened a file that had goblin porn images and the drawings looked liked children goblins

>>25535517 >>25535605 >was *once

he opened it during a livestream and he didn't get canceled

>>25535605 They weren't goblins at all, he just said that shit because he was caught redhanded being a hypocrite when it came to loli stuff.

I had sex with a midget(not one those deformed midgets with huge heads) she could have give me a blowjob just standing. But she was bolivian so by bolivian standards she was normal height.

I'd love to have a Mexican gf (... Or Mexican emo femboy bf)

>>25535833 Both should be easy, the green card makes you have a lot of leverage power

>>25533074 Nah, that's just leftist derangement. Humans ARE the fantasy creatures. They're projections of our own stereotypes and behaviour.

Define goblin. >a "tall" symmetrical midget Yes. >a being who would try to kill me or literally eat my penis all the time No. >>25525689 Man of culture. I think that difference of height works better when the woman is taller. That's why smalldom or straight shota are the best tags. Especially if combined with hidden sex, rape or cheating/netorare

>>25535667 I slip my hand inside her panties she says "No" it was the wettest pussy I ever touched. She bite my collar bone and scratched up my back like crazy I was bruised for weeks.