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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:42:00 GMT No. 25524269 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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shrek's daughter is an alti
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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:42:42 GMT No. 25524280 >>25524286
>>25524269 Is that officially his daughter?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:43:22 GMT No. 25524286 >>25524334 >>25524362 >>25524461
>>25524280 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbiwL74KyJQ new trailor
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:43:48 GMT No. 25524290 >>25524491 >>25524976
i never watched shrek 3 4 5 or 6 so i dont know whats going on
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:44:34 GMT No. 25524297 >>25524359
>alti you JUST KNOW shes a BBC slut stoner
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:45:25 GMT No. 25524306
it's gonna be cringe af innit
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:45:40 GMT No. 25524308 >>25524336 >>25524359
imagine porn with her and the donkey
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:48:59 GMT No. 25524334
>>25524286 Good advertisement against race-mixing then. I approve. :3 >Burn the ogre, it's game over
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:49:15 GMT No. 25524336 >>25524359
>>25524308 Probably already exists.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:50:17 GMT No. 25524345
there were 4 shreks already? I remeber the plot of the first one and then there was the one with that zorro cat apparently there were 2 others
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:51:23 GMT No. 25524359
>>25524297 >>25524308 >>25524336 ach bernd...
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:51:44 GMT No. 25524362
>>25524286 >christmas 2026 why are they blue balling us like that
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:51:58 GMT No. 25524366 >>25524385 >>25524386 >>25525773
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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:53:16 GMT No. 25524375 >>25524382
why in US movies daughters always otright disrespect their parents? I've noticed it in several recent movies they act like cunts towards their parents and are not punished in any way
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:54:31 GMT No. 25524382 >>25524391
>>25524375 >why in US movies daughters always otright disrespect their parents? To brainwash the audience into thinking that this is normal behaviour.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:54:53 GMT No. 25524385
>>25524366 Elon musk had sex with this??? Wtf
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:54:58 GMT No. 25524386 >>25524421
>>25524366 would
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 17:55:29 GMT No. 25524391 >>25524430
>>25524382 by now I assume they actually do think thats normal behavior
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:00:33 GMT No. 25524421
>>25524386 Sweden. Yes.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:01:20 GMT No. 25524430 >>25524431
>>25524391 They don't think anything anymore and need to have their program updated on a regular basis, otherwise the stop working properly.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:01:36 GMT No. 25524431 SÄGE!
>>25524430 *they stop working
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:05:28 GMT No. 25524461 >>25524472 >>25524994
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>>25524286 the trailer doesnt look to well, more like a parody, but why such a harsh backlash? Am I missing something, is shrek gay now or did they make the kid a transfaggot ??
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:05:34 GMT No. 25524463 >>25524780
OGER SEX
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:06:23 GMT No. 25524472
>>25524461 Youtube disables comments on childrens content
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:08:25 GMT No. 25524491 >>25525077
>>25524290 Shrek 3 is legit funny though it'd say the best of all even
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:10:44 GMT No. 25524508 >>25524519
The first one was already bad. Why did it have to become a franchise/series?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:12:02 GMT No. 25524519 >>25524586 >>25524600 >>25524873
>>25524508 >The first one was already bad Germans have no soul for real
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:18:21 GMT No. 25524586 >>25524610 >>25524614
>>25524519 It was pure hollywood propaganda with terrible humor and terrible cgi. How about you watch it now? I'm not lying when I say the CGI is terrible.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:19:17 GMT No. 25524594
Spyro the Dragon for PS1 had better graphics!
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:19:59 GMT No. 25524600
>>25524519 Only that particular spreader of bad vibes. He's borderline, he can't help it.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:20:51 GMT No. 25524610 >>25524622
>>25524586 >and terrible cgi. it was quite advanced for the time they only blew the dragon fight scene where the castle floor looks like a videogame stage, with clearly visible repeating pattern of the textures used
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:21:04 GMT No. 25524614
>>25524586 That's because it's a jewish fanfic of Princess Bride, which was also written by jew.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:21:29 GMT No. 25524617
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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:22:24 GMT No. 25524622 >>25524642 >>25524648
>>25524610 Star Wars Episode 2 came out in 2002 and it had amazing CGI.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:23:09 GMT No. 25524632 >>25524642 >>25524648
Jar Jar Binks is better animated than the entire Shrek movie.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:25:11 GMT No. 25524642 SÄGE!
>>25524622 >>25524632 Who are you attempting to bait with this?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:25:39 GMT No. 25524648 >>25524665 >>25524715
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>>25524622 >Star Wars Episode 2 came out in 2002 and it had amazing CGI. 1. temple scenes are pretty crappy, they look very artificial and video-game tier 2. it is different to add CGI to live action movie vs make entire movie animooted >>25524632 >Jar Jar Binks is better animated than the entire Shrek movie. Jar Jar was 95% actual human actor in a latex suit, the only CGI was removing his face and adding mimic to jar jar's face
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:27:28 GMT No. 25524665 >>25524673 >>25524721 >>25525012
>>25524648 >Jar Jar was 95% actual human actor no human could act that stupid
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:28:25 GMT No. 25524673 >>25524700
>>25524665 >no human could act that stupid yes no human ever would be able to walk in a comical way that is impossible
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:30:29 GMT No. 25524700 >>25524713
>>25524673 come on, Bernd don't be so grumpy it just was a reference to the character acting dumb through the whole franchise
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:31:42 GMT No. 25524713
>>25524700 all the script for prequels was atrocious jar jar is less annoying than ewoks were
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>>25524648 This scene is clearly CGI. You can literally see the low fidelity texture. Still miles ahead of Shrek.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:32:36 GMT No. 25524719 >>25524724
>zendaya every single fucking time
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:32:43 GMT No. 25524721
>>25524665 >no human could act that stupid That's why they took a nigger instead.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:33:03 GMT No. 25524722 (removed)
>>25524269 shrek had sex with his daughter in the lore its how ogres procreate
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:33:11 GMT No. 25524724
>>25524719 She has to get something for selling her soul to the jews.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:33:20 GMT No. 25524726 >>25524730
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>disney
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:34:03 GMT No. 25524730 >>25524758
>>25524726 Toy Story looked that bad?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:35:20 GMT No. 25524739 (removed)
Meanwhile in Latvia >Wolves in rural town hunt down and ate 7 dogs within a month
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:37:44 GMT No. 25524753 >>25524765 >>25524770
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>>25524715 >This scene is clearly CGI and it lasts a total of 60 seconds and even then they managed to fuck it up and in one take the tanks are missing detail and textures all in all it looks fake af
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:38:21 GMT No. 25524758
>>25524730 yes humans in TS1 were terribly bad
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:40:21 GMT No. 25524765 >>25524778
>>25524753 These could be plastic models on a diorama and you won't notice a difference
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:40:56 GMT No. 25524770
>>25524753 It was a lot less repelling than Shrek.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:41:08 GMT No. 25524772
or Toy Story.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:42:06 GMT No. 25524778 >>25524803
>>25524765 it still looks like fake shit, vidyagames at the time had similar graphics and then, Phantom menace was so bad in all other ways that noone cared about the CGI
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:42:28 GMT No. 25524780
>>25524463 hehehehe "OgreWhored" hehehehe
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:42:44 GMT No. 25524781 >>25524807 >>25524823
>>25524269 if you brush up on your shrek lore you will know how ogres procreate
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:46:37 GMT No. 25524803
>>25524778 Not in 2002. You had shit blocking your view and fog after 50m.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:47:32 GMT No. 25524807 SÄGE!
>>25524781 if you know you know ;)
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:50:45 GMT No. 25524823 >>25524846
>>25524781 By blacking whitey, am I righty?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:51:25 GMT No. 25524833
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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:53:21 GMT No. 25524846
>>25524823 tighty whitey me likey :D
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>weta digital, 2001-2003
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:55:27 GMT No. 25524863 >>25524869
>>25524858 looks crap, not enough niggers
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:56:17 GMT No. 25524869 >>25524901
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>>25524863 The jews can never UNDO these movies
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:56:27 GMT No. 25524873
>>25524519 True, facts....
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:59:18 GMT No. 25524901
>>25524869 whoopsie, the (((copyright holders))) fingers slipped and accidently deleted the archives you do have them on DVD... right Bernd? ah well, such a pity. still, theres the new Amazon Disney version starring Stormzy as Aragorn :D
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:10:51 GMT No. 25524976
>>25524290 I was unaware there were more Shrek movies after 2. I just watched trailers for 3 and 4 and was absolutely dumbfounded. How is it even possible, I liked the first two movies and never struck on sequels.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:11:33 GMT No. 25524978 >>25525011 >>25525053
Even shrek had sex
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:13:48 GMT No. 25524994
>>25524461 I think it was the tiktok mirrors thing
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we did it first the meme is called "Shreck buchón" making fun of low tier north(mostly) Mexicans and their culture; we even have the granny, youtube videos and so...
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:15:04 GMT No. 25525005 >>25525042
>>25524999 Its funny because the whole settis reminds me of these weird Costco people
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:15:12 GMT No. 25525007
>>25524999 LMFAO
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:15:44 GMT No. 25525011 >>25525041
>>25524978 what do you mean "even"? bitches go crazy for that ogre cock *posts a picture of it*
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:15:47 GMT No. 25525012
>>25524665 Have you never seen a nigger?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:19:09 GMT No. 25525041 >>25525050
>>25525011 BOC is a Myth Fantasy bitches are Chad only
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:19:11 GMT No. 25525042 >>25525043
>>25525005 yes they are somehow realted, similar mentality but costco people is "higher" in social rank, they have more money to spend.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:19:26 GMT No. 25525043
>>25525042 related
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:19:47 GMT No. 25525050 >>25525088
>>25525041 t. lord farquaad
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:20:36 GMT No. 25525053 >>25525088
>>25524978 Shrek is loved by all low tier bydlo people from many countries.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:22:39 GMT No. 25525077
>>25524491 bruh
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:23:55 GMT No. 25525088
>>25525050 >farquaad >Chad >>25525053 I love shrek but I wish dreamfags would go back to 2d
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:39:32 GMT No. 25525233 >>25525240 >>25525245
shrek merchandise
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:40:19 GMT No. 25525240
>>25525233 I bet despite being green and ogre, it's still too small for my cock.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:40:47 GMT No. 25525245 >>25525248
>>25525233 Lmao, I'd buy this and put it on a shelf.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:41:14 GMT No. 25525248 >>25525262
>>25525245 It will attract dust and dirt like nothing else.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:42:39 GMT No. 25525262 >>25525264
>>25525248 I'll keep it in the box of course
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:43:00 GMT No. 25525264
>>25525262 Just print the box without buying it.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 20:50:06 GMT No. 25525744
>>25524269 What part is this in?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 20:54:42 GMT No. 25525773 >>25526434
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>>25524366 hey, you didn't made it!
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 21:12:20 GMT No. 25525886
Does shrek fucks his daughter? She looks like a BOLIVIANA.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 22:49:41 GMT No. 25526434 (removed)
>>25525773 I posted that too
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