oh i think meditation is retarded the world existss to be enjoyed you dont win the game when you refuse to play, there are no winners or losers in the first place no the cringe meditator is the loser because he thinks hes BETTER THAN YOU because he sits and stares into space like a vegetable he thinks his efforts make him superior when they are the very definition of vanity he is a pretensious retard

>>25523899 I still don't know how to create a personalized mantra, so I will never know. Going to a guru is not an option.

>>25523905 accomplished at staring into space or maybe sitting with his eyes closed the man is a retard and he only impresses the retarded meditation is listening to the voice in the wall, non schizos observed schizos listening to the voice in the wall and decided to imitate them when their imitation is in vain because they have no wall angels

>>25523917 >you dont win the game when you refuse to play I don't remember agreeing to playing this shitty game. Fuck off, demiurge cunt!

>>25523927 >wall angels lol i have something making rhythmic tapping sounds behind the wall tac-tac-tac

water follows the path of least reisitance not because it is degenerate or lazy but because the path of least resistance IS the tau to meditate is to affect a behavior foreign to the human spirit

this tapping thing behind the wall anticipates my movements

>>25523899 I don't really think it differes much from normal meditation. I achieved a superior state of conciousness after meditation, would highly recommend. >>25523917 >oh i think you do not

>>25523938 closing your eyes wont make it go away human

>>25523939 to me tapping can basically control me if i hear one tap i take it as an affirmation to whatever im thinking if i hear 2 taps i take it as a denial and i change my plans immediately you cant control me if you know because you cant read my mind but you can certainly fuck with me basically everything i hear is either an affirmation or a denial its real though, whenever i ignore a denial i fuck up somehow like yesterday god told me not to go to the washroom to smoke my pipe and i was like fuck off i will but when i got there i had no lighter many such cases!

>>25523946 But saying "Fuck you!" and not playing along satisfies my pride.

>>25523941 it really will read your mind we can take control of the tapping in our environments somehow its some psychic shit

>>25523961 nobody is forcing you to do anything but i think you will be bored meditating in vain you might as well send yourself to prison you could simply enjoy the things that are enjoyable or sit and stare at the wall all day you will never start to enjoy meditating dont you lie to me boredom is the great driving force behind all human behavior and you will be very very bored

>>25523972 >meditating Is just a form of Stockholm syndrom. Your captor says "Do this and you will feel better" and you comply because you assume some ultimately benevolent intention behind existence. When in reality its just one mindless divine dopamine addiction.

i guess i have obsessive compulsive disorder

>>25523985 i would spend my days gooning to sansha mendan if i could but i have no privacy