pird hates the whore

Glad we're landlocked

>>25523324 THE BEAK! IT FEELS POINTY IN MY EYEBALL!

>>25523324 Happens from time to time. It's normal.

>>25523324 ouchie wouchie!!

Do you think it was trying to snatch the eyeball or plant something carried in it's beak under woman's skin?

Did he want some salt?

>>25523292 Good fuck whormies

Serves her right from intruding in the poor proletarian bird's territory. It just wanted to protect it's nest against the evil capitalist oppressors. We know that this is correct revolutionary behaviour from bird Marxism-Leninism. Late-state crapitalism will fall and the proletarian beaked class will rise!

Kill birds Behead birds Put bird eggs into microwaves Crucify filthy flyers

>>25523324 he is mean

any bird could do this at any time for any reason

>>25523623 Only the ones with pointy beak.

>>25523355 Magpies are bourgeois. All they do is stealing and destroying. My granddad used to shoot them from his attic when seeing them robbing honest birds' eggs from birdhouses on his lot.

Faaaak kurwa nachui bleeeeed:DDDD eye pierdoled

>>25523623 t. gets stung wy wasps all the time for no reason at all

so did she lose her vision?

>>25523623 ban assault beaks

>>25523623 Bernd recently got sucker punched in the eye by a romanian hobo on the eye. Never relax around animals.

>>25523623 Bernd recently got sucker punched in the eye by a romanian hobo. Never relax around animals.

>>25523766 did you fight back or are you going to now ignore my post

holy moly

>>25523768 I threw the first kick and punches because he insulted me and I snapped. Then the bus driver got between us, telling me to stay here until police comes. When I focussed my attention on him the hobo attacked from out of my view and scraped my eye, making me lose my contact lense. Now I have a small swimming point in my field of view, that I hope will disappear on its own. Got an eye doctor's apointment. In April. -__-

>>25523292 It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

>>25523948 PAPA OO MA MAO MAO PAPA OO MA MAO MAO

>>25523790 oh good thing the driver got involved innit

How unlucky you must be for that to happen to you?

>>25523957 Yeah, told me to never lose sight of my enemy and ignore NPCs that run their "appeal to authorities"-program. Or maybe just punch them, too. God, I so hate people, I want to kill them all.

I prefer my crows roasted.

>>25523952 Arrrrg

>>25523966 Brother, luck has nothing to do with it. That bird knew exactly what it was doing.

Just don't have bugs under your eyelids, simple as

>>25523324 Bruh