pretty clever

he will become a bernd

>>25523140 That would be terrible, why do you think so?

kids these days

that doesnt sound clever at all tbh

Your son is becoming a woman

>>25523516 Yes it is. I can easily detect wrongful denial, but his wrongful admission looks just as the right one. Now asking him to admit something has become utterly pointless, it gives me no information at all.

>>25523579 you should simply fall for his lies and punish him as though he did do it even if he didnt that will learn him

>>25523591 That will teach him not trying to be clever I guess. I just aked him wether he has gassed any jews recently and he said "yes, all of them, I'm sorry". What shall I do now?

>>25523619 idk buy him a milkshake

That's why you have to make consequences for them, but honestly he can go through life doing what he is doing already. Apologize/nod to whatever, not give a fuck, then do whatever you want. It's a valid strategy.

>>25523092 >If I ask him: "did you shoot at your sister with a grenade launcher?" he nods sadly and apologises lol that lil' nigga mischievous

interesting please tell more son stories

>>25523619 LOL

>>25523544 This was my first immediate thought also.

who benefits?

He's already accepted his place in the world as a male/boy/man, good on him for learning so young, wait until he get's divorced.

how many kids do you have btw

My 3 years old daughter behaves great when I spend time with her, she says I love you dad, give me kisses and have a great time playing together, she also eats her vegetables. She also plays alone and let me do my stuff. The moment she is with mom she cries a lot and does whatever she wants because mom gives everything. And also the little devil treats me like shit. Women are designed to do evil.

The solution is simple; punish him accordingly. If he admits to slaughtering his sister, sentence him to death. He'll change his story in a hurry when he's standing at the gallows.

>>25523494 runs in the family

>>25523840 Beat the mom.

>>25523819 Two, working on number three currently.

Little faggot did this to my toilet, fucked it up for weeks

>>25523893 based t. wanting to have no. 1 soon

>>25523860 >punish him accordingly Not easy to be honest. Punishing my daughter is easy, she hates being punished, you can take away a toy and she gets obedient. My son doesn't care. My wife has little self control and slapped him really hard into the face a few times and he just laughed at her like a demon and repeated whatever caused her anger. If you lock him up, he starts trashing the room in revenge.

>>25523929 Waterboarding is pretty effective.

>>25523092 The rapscallion is giving you a run for your money! At this rate he could shoot someone with a tomahawk missile and you'd be none the wiser

>>25523910 I feel you.

>>25523929 I'd love to punish your daughter and make her my good girl

>>25523910 >why dont white people have more kids because having kids is shite?

>>25523809 lol he already has the white guilt

>>25523965 Nope, it may be a bit tiresome at times, but it's honestly the most fun I ever had in my life.

>>25523975 yeah im joking but it makes me laugh how incels/chuds say "the west is doomed" because people are choosing not to have kids as if having kids isnt the most important responsibility of your life and will test your financial and mental and emotional stability like nothing else will

women are hard wired to want kids so much they dont discipline them even worse, they made it socially taboo to discipline kids that being said, violence against children is abhorrent and I will never hurt a child

>>25523965 >>25523975 It's amazing how insanely angry I can get with him because of his behavior and then moments later I get the irresistible urge to scoop him up and snuggle him. Fatherhood plays tricks on your mind

the idea that a man is a failure because he doesnt have kids doesnt even make sense from a historical perspective since many men died hunting or at war to bring the tribe resources and you have monks and religious men in any culture who choose not to have kids a woman without kids is a failure but saying men should all have kids is like saying men are equal to women

>>25523996 i hope you dont ever hit him

>>25523996 even God is a father to Jesus Christ >father, why have you forsaken me?

as it is written in the scripture Children's children are the crown of old men; and the glory of children are their fathers. Proverbs 17:6

>>25524019 t. protestant

>>25523929 >son doesn't care one of us

>>25523910 American IQ

>>25523910 He was trying to make petrol

kohlchads are already reproducing, and their little chadlings will grow up and get gfs and have sex long before bernd ever sees the inside of a social interaction with a woman

>>25529186 >their little chadlings will grow up and get gfs and have sex I hope so. I am socially retarded and my wife is even worse, but son seems to be normal enough in that regard so far.