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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:04:03 GMT No. 25521055 [Kohl] [Report thread]
Psychiatrists will be the first medical doctors that will be replaced by AI. Current LLMs are already more than capable to interpret the oral reports of the patient and come up with a diagnosis. The symptoms the patient describes will get matched to a fitting medication. During the course of treatment, the medication is adjusted or changed if necessary using the best medication algorithms based on current research. If the patient wants a human face to sit opposite, the prettiest women are poached from Hooters, who then slip into a sexy Dogtress costume and play the caring and loving psychiatrist. If you ask nicely you will get a neat handy wankywanky tug twisty
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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:04:58 GMT No. 25521060 SÄGE! >>25521101
>>25521055 >oral I wanted to say <verbal
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:09:22 GMT No. 25521077
Do you agree with my assessment of current AI's capabilities? I don't see any reason why you would pay so much to a psychiatrist working at a hospital if these aren't even needed.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:14:48 GMT No. 25521092 >>25521098
Doctor's job is not only the knowledge - he is also there to share (and dilute) responsibility for patient's health, especially if something goes wrong. The paperwork backbone that every institution has is what protects clinics and doctors from consequences. An LLM cant share responsibility (sign paperwork).
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:15:57 GMT No. 25521098 >>25521118 >>25521141
>>25521092 >An LLM cant share responsibility (sign paperwork). Yet. Just make it the hospital's liability
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:16:27 GMT No. 25521101 >>25521106
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>>25521060 what would an AI deduce from your mistake?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:17:19 GMT No. 25521106
>>25521101 I want to lie in my mother's lap and suck on her teats
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:19:35 GMT No. 25521118 >>25521157
>>25521098 i doubt people would want to be liable for a computer dispensing prescriptions for hard drugs
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:21:09 GMT No. 25521131 >>25522201 >>25522442
1500 bucks monthly subscription tier brings unbiased service without ads, without logging or profiling. Trust me bro. 500 bucks monthly subscription tier brings unbiased service without ads. 250 bucks monthly subscription sneaks in an ad every 30 minutes. free tier brings an ad every 15 minutes and tries to manipulate you to buy a sex "transition" 10% off only for you my dearest patient but only if you buy in the next 30 days.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:24:17 GMT No. 25521141 >>25521165 >>25521212
>>25521098 Any dogtor already has a computer. If its good then the computer will be the #1 tool, but dogtor will still take credit for the decisions made, and so will the healthcare/insurance system. Besides, most people want human-provided services.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:26:36 GMT No. 25521157 >>25521171
>>25521118 Ok, there's one supervising doctor left who checks AI's output If you think about it this makes just so much sense, the pharmaceutical-industrial is probably already working on it. How do they increase sells of psychiatric medication and thus increase earnings? The barrier to get a psychiatric diagnosis must be lowered. It must be easier for people to get help. Psychiatry has a shortage of skilled personnel. Solution? AI
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:28:50 GMT No. 25521165 >>25521176
>>25521141 >Besides, most people want human-provided services. That's where the Hooters hotties will be beneficial for the patients
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:30:18 GMT No. 25521171
>>25521157 I don't think people realize how many people there are who have undiagnosed mental illness and never get any sort of treatment Psychiatrist AI will help the masses
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:32:05 GMT No. 25521176 >>25521179
>>25521165 Most nut house patients are women, so from service perspective it has to be hung daddies
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:33:12 GMT No. 25521179
>>25521176 The hottest pool boys and gardeners
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:34:59 GMT No. 25521188
In reality, there will suddenly be 8x as many treatments and the psychiatrists will still be needed to oversee it. winner: big pharma because 8x more pills
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:37:26 GMT No. 25521197
Just give everyone 5mg adderall daily, plus mandatory weed.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:41:54 GMT No. 25521212 >>25521218 >>25521222
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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:44:04 GMT No. 25521218 >>25521227
>>25521212 So what?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:45:25 GMT No. 25521222
>>25521212 There's increasing number of curryniggers in German psychiatries. Not only can language be a problem, but itnis a well-known fact that emphathy and understanding among different races/mixed-racial patient-doctor relationships is just not as good as same-racial
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:46:58 GMT No. 25521227 >>25521228
>>25521218 It means you get that "supposedly superior real hooman interaction with a real feeling human bro" but he doesn't understand and just dishes out diagnosis ans pills
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:47:32 GMT No. 25521228 >>25521231
>>25521227 >dishes out ans pills What's the problem?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:48:37 GMT No. 25521231 >>25521232
>>25521228 Nothing. It just shows that this doctor can easily be replaced by AI AI is most likely to understand Schweizerdeutsch better than a low IQ foreigner
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:49:02 GMT No. 25521232 >>25521243
>>25521231 Ok
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:51:28 GMT No. 25521243
>>25521232
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:53:26 GMT No. 25521252 >>25521263
In any case, most psychiatric illnesses are treated with antipsychotic drugs. You can not even find out the diagnosis, but immediately take antipsychotics.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:57:16 GMT No. 25521263 >>25521266
>>25521252 >You can not even find out the diagnosis, but immediately take antipsychotics. This. It would be best for all concerned and society as a whole if APs were mixed into the drinking water of refugee shelters. Psychiatrists also prescribe certain APs as sleeping medication, so it's a win for the bad sleepers as well as for the psychotics
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:58:28 GMT No. 25521266
>>25521263 >certain APs as sleeping medication, Looking at you, my dear Quetiapine
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 08:44:41 GMT No. 25521577
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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 08:45:57 GMT No. 25521583 >>25521589 >>25521595 >>25521627 >>25522065
>Current LLMs are already more than capable to interpret the oral reports of the patient and come up with a diagnosis. not remotely, it SOUNDS like a competent diagnosis to a retard - you. But the current state of AI means it would cause a massive uptick of deaths and general harm done to people if rolled out.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 08:47:20 GMT No. 25521589
>>25521583 No problem, you just update the next version of the LLM with the deaths data and tell it to minimise killing people
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 08:48:44 GMT No. 25521595
>>25521583 t psychiatrist
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 08:58:53 GMT No. 25521627
>>25521583 >But the current state of AI means it would cause a massive uptick of deaths and general harm done to people By prescribing some ADs and APs? Feels like you don't know nothing, Madame
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 10:24:31 GMT No. 25522065
>>25521583 How is that worse than human psychiatrists?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 11:00:09 GMT No. 25522201 (removed) >>25522228
>>25521131 Underrated post. It reminded me how in the UK you have ADHD360. A private, psychiatric online service for online diagnosing ADHD and handing out prescriptions for stimulants. Very expensive service, but liked by many. Pretty groundbreaking, modern psychiatric treatment. Now if I could get my hands on some nice Spravato for my depression somewhere
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 11:04:58 GMT No. 25522228 (removed)
>>25522201 In a way you have these in Germany, too. You just need to be willing to spend money for private psychiatrist and paying yourself for the stims you get. I wonder if it would be possible to make a service similar to ADHD360. If it works for cannabis, because muh sleep issues and cluster bomb headaches, why not make a tele health service that gets people the ADHD diagnosis they want and prescription for stims?
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 11:44:39 GMT No. 25522442
>>25521131
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 14:12:41 GMT No. 25523079 >>25523189 >>25523189
Psychiatrists will be lined up and shot.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 14:14:58 GMT No. 25523088 >>25523235 >>25523240
Nah. People need these docs to prescribe drugs
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 14:40:47 GMT No. 25523189
>>25523079 >>25523079 '''Exactly'''
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 14:49:10 GMT No. 25523235 (removed)
>>25523088 They need a doctor that signs off the prescription and supervises the AI. Any doctor can do this. Psychiatric medication really isn't rocket science. It works by trial-and-error. Every computer can do this
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 14:49:45 GMT No. 25523240
>>25523088 They need a doctor that signs off the prescription and supervises the AI. Any doctor can do this. Psychiatric medication really isn't rocket science. Prescribing these is most often a process of trial-and-error. Every computer can do this.
Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 15:10:11 GMT No. 25523345
Good. Fuck psychiatrists, therapists, and psychologists At worst they're scamming you, at best they're wasting your time and money
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:29:46 GMT No. 25528059
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:30:41 GMT No. 25528060 >>25528113
They wont let an AI write a prescription lmao
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:46:30 GMT No. 25528113
>>25528060 AI is already being used in medicine, and it's not just in the more serious fields. I don't believe PsychiatristGPT will just hand out prescriptions without any checks anytime soon. In Germany, for example, general practitioners are increasingly prescribing antidepressants, which shows that patients don't always need to see a psychiatrist for psychiatric treatment. This shows that the lines between different medical roles are blurring, making it easier for AI to step in where human psychiatrists used to be the go-to. AI can analyze tons of data and spot patterns, which will lead to better, more personalized treatment plans, better than any smol-brained psych whore could ever do
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:47:23 GMT No. 25528116 >>25528122
>stop thinking about it >go for a walk >eat healthy look I just made the majority of the health system obsolete
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:50:39 GMT No. 25528122 >>25528137
>>25528116 You vvill take ze pills
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:57:11 GMT No. 25528137
>>25528122
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 07:08:42 GMT No. 25528165
Psychiatry is the pseudoscientific black sheep of medicine used as a tool to pacify the goyim, so it makes sense.
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 09:16:56 GMT No. 25528548
I think I have that psychiatrist appointment on Monday. I am getting my stims supply for the next 6 months.
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 09:59:30 GMT No. 25528682 >>25529835
Remember that the Magdeburg terrorist was a psychiatrist yeha, bummer, the loony bin is a place for the mentally disturbed
Bernd Fri, 28 Feb 2025 14:17:00 GMT No. 25529835
>>25528682 So was the Fort Hood shooter. They say shrinks are the craziest people, and in both cases they were slimes.
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