I regret being born.

oh, shit let's see >not fucking the 12 year old hebe who was throwing herself at you when you were 16 >not fucking the 13 year old hebe who was throwing herself at you when you were 18 >not moving out of your parents house with your friends who moved to california when you were 20 >throwing out all your old magic the gathering cards >not gf'ing that girl with the big ass who was totally into you when you were in your 20's >not buying bitcoin when it was just starting to get big >stopped playing music >stopped working out >not killing yourself when you turned 40

>>25492309 Impressive list. How do you live with all that shit?

>>25492294 >I have no regrets except not fucking my crush during school years. Sames and it's the biggest and never attainable experience ever

Only my sins

I regret being born

Discovering image boards

my edgelord phase

>>25492315 What is so special about it? Its just penis in vagina. >>25492323 Elaborate pls.

>>25492309 >throwing out all your old magic the gathering cards What were you thinking? The shitty deck you built as a 12-year old with that card with the sick art work is part of who you are. This is unforgivable.

>>25492326 >What is so special about it? It's social proof that you can talk to people with sperging out, and the validation that you are accepted by others and are a real human begin.

>>25492294 No regrets no

>>25492386 thats just eans uhad good rng in genetic lottery nothign else

There are no single regrets. I chose the wrong things, every day of my life. My regret is constant.

>>25492294 Yes, I regret fucking your crush, and everyone elses crush, too. I wake up in the middle of the night cringing with regret at how little respect I showed my peers by fucking all their women behind their backs. I deeply regret my misspent youth, when I should have been an upright and diligent, hardworking circumspect young man, and prepared a retirement plan by sucking up to Jews and rich, thieving bast... NO! I do not regret being a free and forthright dissenter from groveling to Jews and their venal toadies. I may regret my libertine excesses with their daughters, fucking their little snowflakes in teh ass in tehir beds while they were at work, or watching them plunge the shifter of my 1967 Chevy Pickup up their sopping cunts, and letting them toss my salad before I came all over their little girls faces, but I don't regret refusing to lie, cheat, and steal from my fellow man for mere money. For pussy, yeah, I am composed almost entirely of regret, and I have paid the price in lack of high regard of my blue eyed sons, but not refusing to be a slimy, verminous liar for money. I am proud of my moral character in that regard.

>>25492366 I gave my green deck away, including a black lotus, even though the kid I gave it to told me the black lotus was worth ~$400 at the time. I do not regret it. I hope he benefited from it. He was a poor kid, that had to sell his ass on the streets of PDX. I hope he escaped that life.

In 2013 I installed etherium wallet, but never downloaded the blockchain. Back then you got 5 or 10 btc just for connecting your wallet. I then forgot about that wallet for 12 years. It still works.

>>25492575 >etherium not etherium, electrum, a btc wallet

>>25492578 In May 2017 I told a rich friend that BTC was going to moon. He owed me money, so I told him to buy a BTC for ~$1k, and buy me one with the money he owed me. That Christmas he gave me a BTC. But it was one of those copper coins with the gold leaf in a plastic case. Regrets were had.

spent 5 years in le depression achieving jack shit