imagine the torture of being a billionaire with a tiny penis

explains who is like what? and how?

Peasants think their bullying and moral consternation will lead somewhere

>>25485195 elong musg has a micropenis

>>25485202 What does that explain?

Melon probably has more children than all the posters on KC combined

>>25485207 He never fucked anyway, all his kids are from in vitro

>>25485206 his small dick chudie energy

>>25485211 the first two aren't

>>25485211 >this is your mind of hohol propaganda lol

>>25485218 that's why they trooned out?

>>25485211 and? >>25485216 which means what? and opposed to what, big dick men are poor and waste money?

That is just the sort of lie that foids would try to spread when they hate a man.

>>25485223 elong is a small dick coping loser

>>25485224 very true

Small cock pride world wide

>>25485229 You're a bitter incel virgin. t. Manly man

>>25485193 He belongs to the big dick Club which makes sense because he is african.

>>25485265 Fake, just like his hair, personality and money.

>>25485265 That's fake news if I ever saw it

His son wanted to be like his father and get rid of the penis too.

I wonder if Pasha also has the same problem. But nah, he's at least normal, I guess.

My friend forces his gf to tell everyone that he has a huge dick, and he randomly mentions it in conversation. But someone (someome gay) took a photo of him when he was naked and his dick is very small. I've seen that picture (against my will) and he still lies to me and makes his gf lie to me, while she's clearly uncomfortable with it. He also asks me about my dick size, and when I don't answer, because that's hella gay, he says that I probably have a small dick. Having a small dick really fucks with your heda.

>>25485193 I made this thread a couple of days ago but it mysteriously vanished...

>>25485580 Considering that Elon lies even about his video games achievements, it sounds plausible that he requires everyone to say that he has a big dick.

>>25485580 what the fuck? if i had a friend who talked about his dick i would not longer have that friend

i love the butthurt elon generates. its wild that some schizos from third world countries hate him that much.

>>25485663 Mmh...seems reasonable >>25485665 He's bad with social clues. He also told a girl that he wants to rape her and showed her horse porn. Negative rizz.

>>25485703 Sounds like he may literally have autism

>>25485219 It is public info, he has even defended in vitro as the best. With this botched implant news it makes sense

>>25485218 first one died.

Azealia Banks is an excellent troll though

how many children does he have by now?