/int/ - I've got a bus with the people i carry to heaven. Do you jump on it?

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 08:16:02 GMT No. 25484316 [Kohl] [Report thread]

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I've got a bus with the people i carry to heaven. Do you jump on it?

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Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 08:22:56 GMT No. 25484325

jump if u want

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 08:27:30 GMT No. 25484338 >>25484357

I don't deserve to be sent to heaven. So I don't. On the other hand, very little deserve. I'd prefer something between heaven and hell. Like the same life but without suffering. Pleasure isn't necessary even. Just won't let me feel suffer and depressed and problems weren't.

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 08:27:42 GMT No. 25484340

Not if it's Flixbus

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 08:33:27 GMT No. 25484357

>>25484338 I've give u a ride for free

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:00:45 GMT No. 25484447 >>25484461 >>25484462

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sorry but I've fapped, can't go to heaven now

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:04:19 GMT No. 25484461

>>25484447 God forgives u

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:04:24 GMT No. 25484462

>>25484447 What was his problem? I've been on a 9+ hours long-distance bus ride before so I can somewhat see what might had been the issue for him

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:09:07 GMT No. 25484473

i will be your tormentor in hell

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:32:38 GMT No. 25484534

Complete the following sentence: Children are ...

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:36:06 GMT No. 25484544

no. i know what mountain roads in chile and the rest of south america look like

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 10:12:44 GMT No. 25484637 >>25485787 >>25485802

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there is a different heaven for protestants and catholics which one does your bus go to?

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 15:56:09 GMT No. 25485787

>>25484637 protestant

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 15:59:35 GMT No. 25485802

>>25484637 Protestants are satanists, so sorry pagan. Off with Satan you go.

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 15:59:54 GMT No. 25485806 >>25485817

Is looking at big boobs legal in the Bible?

Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 16:02:09 GMT No. 25485817

>>25485806 If a daughter can fuck their daughters without punishment (Lot), then surely watching boobas is not a sin

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