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Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:10:32 GMT No. 25481408 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Microsoft just made quantum computing real. So you're all going to jail. https://x.com/satyanadella/status/1892242895094313420
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Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:11:20 GMT No. 25481417
Euroqueers left in the dust yet again
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:12:20 GMT No. 25481425 >>25481429 >>25481463
CRYPTOBROS ITS OVER
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:13:09 GMT No. 25481429
>>25481425 it is
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:14:01 GMT No. 25481435 >>25481453
I was told this was 40 years away. this cant be real
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>Krysta Svore Damn!
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:16:04 GMT No. 25481453
>>25481435 Things are moving faster than anticipated.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:16:08 GMT No. 25481455 >>25481471 >>25481485
How many qubits does it have? What about error correction? To crack elliptic curve encryption, you'll probably need millions of qubits.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:17:28 GMT No. 25481463 >>25483866
>>25481425 I am pretty sure that computing evolution was taken in to consideration during the creation of BTC.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:17:37 GMT No. 25481465
How do we get post-quantum crypto on a ryzen 7?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:17:57 GMT No. 25481471
>>25481455 Trust the science chud
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:18:33 GMT No. 25481476
Just don't use a quantum computer if you have something to hide
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:18:48 GMT No. 25481478 >>25481705 >>25481828 >>25483168
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This thing looks like a piece of art
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:19:36 GMT No. 25481485 >>25481499
>>25481455 The qubits created with topoconductors are faster, more reliable, and smaller. They are 1/100th of a millimeter, meaning we now have a clear path to a million-qubit processor.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:21:08 GMT No. 25481499 >>25481521
>>25481485 Ok now translate it for a monky that went to public school Do we finally get to star trek technology?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:23:08 GMT No. 25481521 >>25481550 >>25481554 >>25481577 >>25481589 >>25482861 >>25482943
>>25481499 Imagine a chip that can fit in the palm of your hand yet is capable of solving problems that even all the computers on Earth today combined could not!
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:23:33 GMT No. 25481531 SÄGE! >>25481536 >>25481622
and it was invented by a woman
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:23:43 GMT No. 25481532
or at least with women's help
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:24:13 GMT No. 25481534
developed with invaluable help of female scientists
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:24:27 GMT No. 25481536
>>25481531 What's surprising is that she is European and not Chinese.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:24:42 GMT No. 25481538
China is vagina
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:25:12 GMT No. 25481550
>>25481521 But can it do simple shit like + - ?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:25:47 GMT No. 25481554
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>>25481521 Hopefully it will solve the no gf problem.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:26:56 GMT No. 25481568
>made by microsoft i don't trust it'll be used for good, get ready to become a sigma goy
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:27:50 GMT No. 25481577
>>25481521 Everyone said this would never happen. Not for decades at least. Everything changes now.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:28:55 GMT No. 25481589
>>25481521 Can it run Crisis?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:30:25 GMT No. 25481602
How much does it cost?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:32:19 GMT No. 25481615 >>25481624
>>25481408 There is not a single working QC because Quantum Error Correction is an unsolvable problem. It has been mathematically proven that. the more error correction you do, the more errors will aggregate further down the chain. QC is same scam as cold fusion.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:33:29 GMT No. 25481622 >>25483170 >>25483366 >>25485991
>>25481531 Actually, it was invented by a brown man. Your centuries are over, ytoids.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:33:51 GMT No. 25481624
>>25481615 So, 1. is microsoft pajeet scamming us 2. He has been scammed or 3. You are wrong?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:34:24 GMT No. 25481628
I don't need that
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:35:07 GMT No. 25481635 >>25481674 >>25481674 >>25481674 >>25481674
Any leaps in hardware are ASAP matched by shittiness in software and things keep working pretty much the same. It's a law of physics.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:36:51 GMT No. 25481646 >>25481705
Wtf is this new state of matter "topoconductors"
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:39:40 GMT No. 25481657
Figure 2: Roadmap to fault-tolerant quantum computation with tetrons. The first panel shows a single-qubit device. The tetron is formed through two parallel topological wires (blue) with an MZM at each end (orange dot) connected by a perpendicular trivial superconducting wire (light blue). The next panel shows a two-qubit device that supports measurement-based braiding transformations. The third panel shows a 4×2 array of tetrons supporting a quantum error detection demonstration on two logical qubits. These demonstrations build toward quantum error correction, such as on the device shown in the right panel (a 27×13 tetron array). Ok if you say so.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:40:52 GMT No. 25481669
Keep in mind, they haven't actually built one with a million yet (the chip in the picture has 8), but they claim they have a path towards it now with the new qubit type
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:41:11 GMT No. 25481672 >>25481688
it's a nothingburger >And we’ve already placed '''eight''' topological qubits on a chip designed to house one million.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:41:28 GMT No. 25481674
>>25481635 >>25481635 >>25481635 >>25481635
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:43:21 GMT No. 25481685 >>25481705
Its over for bitcoin.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:43:47 GMT No. 25481687 >>25481693
Ok but hear me out bros... What if you like combine... Quantum computing with... AI Whoah...
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:44:00 GMT No. 25481688
>>25481672 >it's a nothingburger Just two more centuries
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:44:40 GMT No. 25481693 >>25481701 >>25481705
>>25481687 You could instantly train massive models
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:45:33 GMT No. 25481701 >>25481713
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>>25481693 more hallucinations than ever more money laundering than ever more infinity jeets than ever
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:45:47 GMT No. 25481704
A few things to keep top of mind: Topoconductor is a word that they made up that isn't a technical term in the field or in any adjacent fields. It's stupid and you shouldn't say without rolling your eyes. Whoever came up with it should feel deeply embarassed for their role in this stupidity. There are way way way more than three phases of matter and we've been discovering and classifying them for >100 years at this point. So even talking about liquid gas and solid in the article/title is moronic. Creating Majorana quasiparticles has a long history of false start and retracted claims (discovery of Majoranas in related systems was announced in 2012 and 2018 and both were since retracted). The quoted Nature paper is about measurements on *one* qubit. One. Not 100, not 1000, a single qubit. Unless they think they can scale this up really quickly it seems like its a very long (or perhaps non-existent) road to 10^6 qubits. If they could scale it up so quickly, it would have been way more convincing to wait a bit (0-2 years) and show a 100 or 1000 qubit machine that would be comparable to efforts from Google, IBM, etc (which have their own problems).
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:45:53 GMT No. 25481705 >>25481714 >>25481719
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>>25481478 Majorana (quasi-)particle in solid state physics? I sleep. I only care about Majorana sterile neutrinos and the seesaw mechanism, explaining non-SM neutrino mass terms, which would explain neutrino oscillations. >>25481646 In our quantum computing class, we learned about torus-shaped qubit lattices that assist with error correction. Basically, the information isn't stored locally in one qubit (error-prone) but in the global properties of the shape. >>25481685 I should join the quantum computing working group of my university and steal Satoshi's bitcoin, dump it and create a red candle straight to zero. >>25481693 Really? Is there a paper on this?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:46:48 GMT No. 25481713
>>25481701 >more hallucinations than ever You could get rid of any hallucinations in seconds, automatically if this tech was actually real. But its as real as the room temp superconductor.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:46:58 GMT No. 25481714 >>25481795
>>25481705 >random anime girl you're gay aren't you
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:48:24 GMT No. 25481719 >>25481795
>>25481705 > Really? Is there a paper on this? There is no way to do that yet. And there won't be for quite some while, because its all bullshit.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:50:07 GMT No. 25481733 >>25481776
Is it too late to buy MSFT? I'm buying.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:56:04 GMT No. 25481776
>>25481733 Pelosi already bought, you're late to the party
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>>25481714 I'm a red-blooded heterosexual man >>25481719 I think I remember some papers on quantum data science, which would make AI training faster, but I don't know a lot about it https://arxiv.org/pdf/2203.08805
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:01:05 GMT No. 25481828
>>25481478 Design looks kinda vintage. Probably the colours.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:14:00 GMT No. 25481941
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Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:33:45 GMT No. 25482068 >>25482250
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Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:36:32 GMT No. 25482087
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I like majiorana
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:36:58 GMT No. 25482091 >>25482129
onionbros is it over?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:43:41 GMT No. 25482129
>>25482091 yes :bka:
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 00:01:02 GMT No. 25482250 >>25482609
>>25482068 I don't get what his point is. Does he think people at Microsoft can't read research papers?
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:09:12 GMT No. 25482540
Can someone explain why are we going to jail lol
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:11:34 GMT No. 25482550
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Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:14:53 GMT No. 25482571 >>25482612 >>25482617
>>25481408 you can tell it's real because it's made of gold jk it's not even a real prop it's just a render hey buddy why don't you LINK A FUCKING SOURCE IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A CLAIM FUCKING RETARD
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:22:50 GMT No. 25482609
>>25482250 They did not cite.
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:23:22 GMT No. 25482612 >>25482669
>>25482571 Did you try clicking the link in the OP?
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:25:17 GMT No. 25482617
>>25482571 They made it out of gold or else they would get their funding cut. This is a common occurrence in the public sector: You ask the government for taxpayer money. You get let's say $5 million. You do your project. You end up only needing $4 million. I've never heard of a case of anyone every paying the rest back, they always find some way to pretty much waste it. Why? The next time you ask the government for money, they'll ask: >How much did you need last time? How much do you have left? Everything, nothing, I need more money.
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:41:00 GMT No. 25482669 >>25482670
>>25482612 he link a picture of a retarded gold CG render and some idiot making shit up on shitter
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:41:31 GMT No. 25482670 >>25482683
>>25482669 That's the CEO of Microsoft.
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:46:39 GMT No. 25482683
>>25482670 All I see are claims claims with 0 evidence this is as real as that Chinese superconductor they just want to pump the stock price
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 02:42:34 GMT No. 25482861
>>25481521 Can kill all JEWS?
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:03:10 GMT No. 25482943 >>25482987
>>25481521 I cannot imagine it I am too stupid can you please do it for me?
Grok 3 Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:19:38 GMT No. 25482987 >>25483065
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Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:20:19 GMT No. 25482991
>Hey Poster 4, no worries—I’ll break this down super simple, like explaining it to a monkey who’s still figuring out bananas.
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:36:39 GMT No. 25483039
Imagine trying to outthink the quantum AI
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:41:49 GMT No. 25483065 >>25483099
>>25482987 I read it twice but still didn't understand a thing. How is a CPU a monkey that can check all places at once? Makes no sense. Tell Grok to explain it better and simpler.
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:45:51 GMT No. 25483087 SÄGE!
>once this new technological innovation is made our lives will surely improve immensely
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:46:13 GMT No. 25483091 (removed) SÄGE!
>once this new technological innovation is made our lives will surely improve immensely
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:48:07 GMT No. 25483099 >>25483119
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Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:53:41 GMT No. 25483119 >>25483130
>>25483099 Why would designing new drugs be hard? It may be a logistical challenge, but not an intellectual one. Buy the precursors in China, react them in Canada and sell the shit in the USA. No Quantum computer needed. This Grok makes no sense.
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Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:01:41 GMT No. 25483142 >>25483147
>>25483130 Did you buy the Twitter+ subscription for 50 USD/m that you have access to Grok 3?
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:02:58 GMT No. 25483147 >>25483150 >>25483165
>>25483142 It's free. https://grok.com/
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:05:08 GMT No. 25483150 >>25483154
>>25483147 Alright, I thought the subscription was still required. I'll open a Twitter account then to access it.
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:07:43 GMT No. 25483154 >>25483158
>>25483150 You can make a separate xAI account.
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:09:32 GMT No. 25483158
>>25483154 Thank you.
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:11:49 GMT No. 25483165 >>25483176
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>>25483147 Grok 2 still claims that Grok 3 is not available for free. Maybe it is in the USA but not in Europe?
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:12:49 GMT No. 25483168
>>25481478 >>25481408 Literally pajeet scam Innovation is dead, deal with it
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:13:22 GMT No. 25483170
>>25481622 The jeet and those other mostly huwite autists.
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:15:58 GMT No. 25483176
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>>25483165 I don't know
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>>25481463 It was not. ECC is not quantum-safe.
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Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 16:37:16 GMT No. 25485991
>>25481622 There are >9000 names on the paper
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