Microsoft just made quantum computing real. So you're all going to jail.
https://x.com/satyanadella/status/1892242895094313420
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Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:11:20 GMT
No. 25481417
Euroqueers left in the dust yet again
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:12:20 GMT
No. 25481425
>>25481429
>>25481463
CRYPTOBROS ITS OVER
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:13:09 GMT
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Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:14:01 GMT
No. 25481435
>>25481453
I was told this was 40 years away. this cant be real
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:14:06 GMT
No. 25481437
>Krysta Svore
Damn!
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:16:04 GMT
No. 25481453
>>25481435
Things are moving faster than anticipated.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:16:08 GMT
No. 25481455
>>25481471
>>25481485
How many qubits does it have? What about error correction? To crack elliptic curve encryption, you'll probably need millions of qubits.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:17:28 GMT
No. 25481463
>>25483866
>>25481425
I am pretty sure that computing evolution was taken in to consideration during the creation of BTC.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:17:37 GMT
No. 25481465
How do we get post-quantum crypto on a ryzen 7?
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:17:57 GMT
No. 25481471
>>25481455
Trust the science chud
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:18:33 GMT
No. 25481476
Just don't use a quantum computer if you have something to hide
This thing looks like a piece of art
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:19:36 GMT
No. 25481485
>>25481499
>>25481455
The qubits created with topoconductors are faster, more reliable, and smaller.
They are 1/100th of a millimeter, meaning we now have a clear path to a million-qubit processor.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:21:08 GMT
No. 25481499
>>25481521
>>25481485
Ok now translate it for a monky that went to public school
Do we finally get to star trek technology?
>>25481499
Imagine a chip that can fit in the palm of your hand yet is capable of solving problems that even all the computers on Earth today combined could not!
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:23:33 GMT
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SÄGE!
>>25481536
>>25481622
and it was invented by a woman
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:23:43 GMT
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or at least with women's help
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:24:13 GMT
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developed with invaluable help of female scientists
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:24:27 GMT
No. 25481536
>>25481531
What's surprising is that she is European and not Chinese.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:24:42 GMT
No. 25481538
China is vagina
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:25:12 GMT
No. 25481550
>>25481521
But can it do simple shit like + - ?
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:25:47 GMT
No. 25481554
>>25481521
Hopefully it will solve the no gf problem.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:26:56 GMT
No. 25481568
>made by microsoft
i don't trust it'll be used for good, get ready to become a sigma goy
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:27:50 GMT
No. 25481577
>>25481521
Everyone said this would never happen. Not for decades at least. Everything changes now.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:28:55 GMT
No. 25481589
>>25481521
Can it run Crisis?
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:30:25 GMT
No. 25481602
How much does it cost?
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:32:19 GMT
No. 25481615
>>25481624
>>25481408
There is not a single working QC because Quantum Error Correction is an unsolvable problem.
It has been mathematically proven that. the more error correction you do, the more errors will aggregate further down the chain.
QC is same scam as cold fusion.
>>25481531
Actually, it was invented by a brown man.
Your centuries are over, ytoids.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:33:51 GMT
No. 25481624
>>25481615
So, 1. is microsoft pajeet scamming us 2. He has been scammed or 3. You are wrong?
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:34:24 GMT
No. 25481628
I don't need that
Any leaps in hardware are ASAP matched by shittiness in software and things keep working pretty much the same. It's a law of physics.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:36:51 GMT
No. 25481646
>>25481705
Wtf is this new state of matter "topoconductors"
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:39:40 GMT
No. 25481657
Figure 2: Roadmap to fault-tolerant quantum computation with tetrons. The first panel shows a single-qubit device. The tetron is formed through two parallel topological wires (blue) with an MZM at each end (orange dot) connected by a perpendicular trivial superconducting wire (light blue). The next panel shows a two-qubit device that supports measurement-based braiding transformations. The third panel shows a 4×2 array of tetrons supporting a quantum error detection demonstration on two logical qubits. These demonstrations build toward quantum error correction, such as on the device shown in the right panel (a 27×13 tetron array).
Ok if you say so.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:40:52 GMT
No. 25481669
Keep in mind, they haven't actually built one with a million yet (the chip in the picture has 8), but they claim they have a path towards it now with the new qubit type
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:41:11 GMT
No. 25481672
>>25481688
it's a nothingburger
>And we’ve already placed '''eight''' topological qubits on a chip designed to house one million.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:41:28 GMT
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Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:43:21 GMT
No. 25481685
>>25481705
Its over for bitcoin.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:43:47 GMT
No. 25481687
>>25481693
Ok but hear me out bros...
What if you like combine...
Quantum computing with... AI
Whoah...
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:44:00 GMT
No. 25481688
>>25481672
>it's a nothingburger
Just two more
centuries
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:44:40 GMT
No. 25481693
>>25481701
>>25481705
>>25481687
You could instantly train massive models
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:45:33 GMT
No. 25481701
>>25481713
>>25481693
more hallucinations than ever
more money laundering than ever
more infinity jeets than ever
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:45:47 GMT
No. 25481704
A few things to keep top of mind:
Topoconductor is a word that they made up that isn't a technical term in the field or in any adjacent fields. It's stupid and you shouldn't say without rolling your eyes. Whoever came up with it should feel deeply embarassed for their role in this stupidity.
There are way way way more than three phases of matter and we've been discovering and classifying them for >100 years at this point. So even talking about liquid gas and solid in the article/title is moronic.
Creating Majorana quasiparticles has a long history of false start and retracted claims (discovery of Majoranas in related systems was announced in 2012 and 2018 and both were since retracted).
The quoted Nature paper is about measurements on *one* qubit. One. Not 100, not 1000, a single qubit.
Unless they think they can scale this up really quickly it seems like its a very long (or perhaps non-existent) road to 10^6 qubits.
If they could scale it up so quickly, it would have been way more convincing to wait a bit (0-2 years) and show a 100 or 1000 qubit machine that would be comparable to efforts from Google, IBM, etc (which have their own problems).
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:45:53 GMT
No. 25481705
>>25481714
>>25481719
>>25481478
Majorana (quasi-)particle in solid state physics? I sleep.
I only care about Majorana sterile neutrinos and the seesaw mechanism, explaining non-SM neutrino mass terms, which would explain neutrino oscillations.
>>25481646
In our quantum computing class, we learned about torus-shaped qubit lattices that assist with error correction. Basically, the information isn't stored locally in one qubit (error-prone) but in the global properties of the shape.
>>25481685
I should join the quantum computing working group of my university and steal Satoshi's bitcoin, dump it and create a red candle straight to zero.
>>25481693
Really? Is there a paper on this?
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:46:48 GMT
No. 25481713
>>25481701
>more hallucinations than ever
You could get rid of any hallucinations in seconds, automatically if this tech was actually real. But its as real as the room temp superconductor.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:46:58 GMT
No. 25481714
>>25481795
>>25481705
>random anime girl
you're gay aren't you
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:48:24 GMT
No. 25481719
>>25481795
>>25481705
> Really? Is there a paper on this?
There is no way to do that yet. And there won't be for quite some while, because its all bullshit.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:50:07 GMT
No. 25481733
>>25481776
Is it too late to buy MSFT? I'm buying.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:56:04 GMT
No. 25481776
>>25481733
Pelosi already bought, you're late to the party
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:57:28 GMT
No. 25481795
>>25481714
I'm a red-blooded heterosexual man
>>25481719
I think I remember some papers on quantum data science, which would make AI training faster, but I don't know a lot about it
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2203.08805
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:01:05 GMT
No. 25481828
>>25481478
Design looks kinda vintage. Probably the colours.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:14:00 GMT
No. 25481941
This is time.
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:15:51 GMT
No. 25481954
sus
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:33:45 GMT
No. 25482068
>>25482250
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:36:32 GMT
No. 25482087
I like majiorana
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:36:58 GMT
No. 25482091
>>25482129
onionbros is it over?
Bernd
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:43:41 GMT
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Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 00:01:02 GMT
No. 25482250
>>25482609
>>25482068
I don't get what his point is. Does he think people at Microsoft can't read research papers?
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:09:12 GMT
No. 25482540
Can someone explain why are we going to jail lol
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:11:34 GMT
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Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:14:53 GMT
No. 25482571
>>25482612
>>25482617
>>25481408
you can tell it's real because it's made of gold
jk it's not even a real prop it's just a render
hey buddy why don't you LINK A FUCKING SOURCE IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A CLAIM
FUCKING RETARD
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:22:50 GMT
No. 25482609
>>25482250
They did not cite.
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:23:22 GMT
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>>25482669
>>25482571
Did you try clicking the link in the OP?
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:25:17 GMT
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>>25482571
They made it out of gold or else they would get their funding cut.
This is a common occurrence in the public sector: You ask the government for taxpayer money. You get let's say $5 million. You do your project. You end up only needing $4 million.
I've never heard of a case of anyone every paying the rest back, they always find some way to pretty much waste it. Why? The next time you ask the government for money, they'll ask: >How much did you need last time? How much do you have left?
Everything, nothing, I need more money.
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:41:00 GMT
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>>25482670
>>25482612
he link a picture of a retarded gold CG render and some idiot making shit up on shitter
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:41:31 GMT
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>>25482683
>>25482669
That's the CEO of Microsoft.
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:46:39 GMT
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>>25482670
All I see are claims
claims with 0 evidence
this is as real as that Chinese superconductor
they just want to pump the stock price
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 02:42:34 GMT
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>>25481521
Can kill all JEWS?
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:03:10 GMT
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>>25482987
>>25481521
I cannot imagine it I am too stupid
can you please do it for me?
Grok 3
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:19:38 GMT
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>>25483065
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:20:19 GMT
No. 25482991
>Hey Poster 4, no worries—I’ll break this down super simple, like explaining it to a monkey who’s still figuring out bananas.
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:36:39 GMT
No. 25483039
Imagine trying to outthink the quantum AI
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:41:49 GMT
No. 25483065
>>25483099
>>25482987
I read it twice but still didn't understand a thing. How is a CPU a monkey that can check all places at once? Makes no sense. Tell Grok to explain it better and simpler.
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:45:51 GMT
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SÄGE!
>once this new technological innovation is made our lives will surely improve immensely
Bernd
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SÄGE!
>once this new technological innovation is made our lives will surely improve immensely
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:48:07 GMT
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>>25483119
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:53:41 GMT
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>>25483130
>>25483099
Why would designing new drugs be hard? It may be a logistical challenge, but not an intellectual one. Buy the precursors in China, react them in Canada and sell the shit in the USA. No Quantum computer needed. This Grok makes no sense.
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 03:57:24 GMT
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>>25483142
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:01:41 GMT
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>>25483147
>>25483130
Did you buy the Twitter+ subscription for 50 USD/m that you have access to Grok 3?
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:02:58 GMT
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>>25483150
>>25483165
>>25483142
It's free. https://grok.com/
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:05:08 GMT
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>>25483154
>>25483147
Alright, I thought the subscription was still required. I'll open a Twitter account then to access it.
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:07:43 GMT
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>>25483158
>>25483150
You can make a separate xAI account.
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:09:32 GMT
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Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:11:49 GMT
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>>25483176
>>25483147
Grok 2 still claims that Grok 3 is not available for free. Maybe it is in the USA but not in Europe?
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:12:49 GMT
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>>25481478
>>25481408
Literally pajeet scam
Innovation is dead, deal with it
Bernd
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 04:13:22 GMT
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>>25481622
The jeet and those other mostly huwite autists.
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Poopjeet and a woman
Yeah couldn't be more fake scam if it tried
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>>25481463
It was not. ECC is not quantum-safe.
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>>25483866
Whales are shaking
Bernd
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If it was made at Microsoft it doesn't work
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>>25481622
There are >9000 names on the paper
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