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Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 10:42:36 GMT No. 25476367 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Romania 10 amateur vs 2 pro MMA fighters Enjoy
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Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 10:43:50 GMT No. 25476375 >>25476633
Strength vs. Dex builds
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 10:45:28 GMT No. 25476383
im guessing the animals won
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 10:49:22 GMT No. 25476394
me as big boy
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 10:58:41 GMT No. 25476433 SÄGE!
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Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:00:02 GMT No. 25476440 >>25476444
>>25476367 10 kids xDD
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:01:19 GMT No. 25476444
>>25476440 In normal 10 vs 2 that would be very fast lost in heavy weight. I can sleep anybody if I hit properly.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:02:10 GMT No. 25476447
Oh no wonder, no jujitsu was involved. Because irl one person would need rear guillotine and it's over.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:02:58 GMT No. 25476453 >>25476571
Look no grappling. Why didn't they just crowd attack them?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:03:28 GMT No. 25476455
Also In Jujutsu/Grappling, 2x HW would lose to 4x middle weights.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:04:38 GMT No. 25476464 >>25476647
If they were smart they would made strategy Few kids would choose role of TANK and just rush into them with guard position to take few punches while behind them other rush and punch fat faggots
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:12:34 GMT No. 25476500 (removed)
The fat one(Dennis) is 185cm and the other one (Alex) is 188cm. They only picked ~170cm guys for the amateurs team lol
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:13:18 GMT No. 25476506
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What about 10 MMA fighters vs 5 women?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:13:27 GMT No. 25476508 >>25476515 >>25476521
They only picked ~170cm guys for the amateurs team lol The fat one(Dennis) is 185cm and the other one (Alex) is 188cm.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:14:49 GMT No. 25476515
>>25476508 not too huge difference not to be able to over take them I think they have actually no fighting skill even if they had 5% of training they would know what to do
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:14:52 GMT No. 25476516 >>25476716
wow dudes who weight 100kg fight with 70kg matchstickmen amazing
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:16:10 GMT No. 25476521
>>25476508 if they bumrushed them and started hammering it would all be over their soy approach made them lose
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:18:37 GMT No. 25476539 >>25476577
They are terrible cowards everyone just throws 1 punch and starts running in opposite direction instead holding position
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:26:08 GMT No. 25476571 >>25476585 >>25476656
>>25476453 this i'm gonna assume that it was against the rules since as an amateur, giving the dude a "hug" would have been my first reflex with that many people
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:28:03 GMT No. 25476577
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>>25476539 HOLD THE LINE!! FORM RANKS YOU MAGGOTS
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:30:09 GMT No. 25476585 >>25476656
>>25476571 Just pulling his legs from behind would do it. Notice that when the fat fighter falls into the ground and is being punched defenseless the judge comes around to stop the aggression, what does not happen with the amateurs. Very rigged fight, in a real situation the 10 amateurs would win.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:41:51 GMT No. 25476633
>>25476375 Not at all. Its Strength + Dex vs lvl.1's. Professionals have high fight-relevant dexterity, whereas amateurs have no idea what to do.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:43:37 GMT No. 25476643 >>25476656
notice how the referee was separating the small faggots from the professionals when they actually managed to knock them down on the street they wuold have lost
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:43:50 GMT No. 25476647
>>25476464 If still hurts if you get hit, even with a high guard.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:45:24 GMT No. 25476656
>>25476643 >>25476585 >>25476571 Holy cope. Its always the retards with no fight experience who get riled up the most by watching actual fights lol. Fundamental psychology at work, as usual.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:46:21 GMT No. 25476661 >>25476672 >>25476675 >>25476682
if the ten men formed a square formation three ranks deep and the first rank ate the punches whil the second rank kicked the legs and the third rank punched the head then the two "pros" would have been demolished the extra one could have played the drum as morale booster
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:50:06 GMT No. 25476672 >>25476678 >>25476679
>>25476661 So the 2nd and 3rd rank throw their strikes across the 1st rank? Or do you actually believe the 2nd/3rd rank has enough time to strike once the 1st rank is knocked down? This threda is such a perfect example of how pathetic KC has become. There used to be Bernds who did combat sports, and now we have braindead sissies.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:50:34 GMT No. 25476675
>>25476661 Based military strategist
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:51:10 GMT No. 25476678 >>25476683 >>25476687
>>25476672 the second rank kicks between the first rank's legs.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:51:51 GMT No. 25476679
>>25476672 1st rank is all the fat beefy lads and would fall down as well, the second can kick between their legs and the third rank will be the tallest men with the most reach and can lean over
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:51:56 GMT No. 25476682
>>25476661 this is true my buddy eric did this once
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:52:09 GMT No. 25476683
>>25476678 this is why the USA and UK win wars. naturals at warfare.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:52:54 GMT No. 25476687 >>25476688
>>25476678 Right, because that gives them enough range of motion to do an effective kick. And its not like most of the 1st rank would fall over and bury the 2nd rank. Bernds, educate yourself on the last decades of the evolution of combat sports/martial arts, its pretty much a solved game lol.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:53:17 GMT No. 25476688 >>25476694 >>25476696
>>25476687 you just dont get it do you Kraut
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:54:07 GMT No. 25476694 >>25476695
>>25476688 Dont pretend you are memeing, you are just a braindead sissy who cant contribute anything in his schizo/drugged state.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:54:28 GMT No. 25476695 >>25476705
>>25476694 im sober right now
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:54:38 GMT No. 25476696 >>25476699 >>25476705
>>25476688 forgive him. krauts enjoy fitting their ideas within their boxes, their brains aren't very flexible.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:54:59 GMT No. 25476699 >>25476701 >>25476705
>>25476696 i read that as "krauts enjoy filling their boxer shorts" with poo
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:55:31 GMT No. 25476701 >>25476705
>>25476699 that is also true!
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:56:52 GMT No. 25476705 >>25476709 >>25476710
>>25476695 >>25476696 >>25476699 >>25476701 Beyond pathetic. Keep fraternizing, dimwits.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:57:37 GMT No. 25476709
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>>25476705 It has been done before.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:57:45 GMT No. 25476710 >>25476713
>>25476705 this is exactly why germany lost the war.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:58:12 GMT No. 25476712 >>25476715 >>25476725
on KC everyone is always expert in everything in Geo Political issues in Business in having sex in fighting in guns in programming then you actually realize everyone bernd lives with his dying fat mother
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:58:18 GMT No. 25476713
>>25476710 didnt study their history
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:58:34 GMT No. 25476715
>>25476712 quite sad innit
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:59:03 GMT No. 25476716 >>25477072
>>25476516 I have beaten people more than twice my weight. It's not impossible if you're fast and mean (especially mean). And ofc, no matetr how much you can lift, don't go strength vs strength if the other guy is much heavier than, you it won't work.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:00:42 GMT No. 25476725 >>25476739
>>25476712 what is your conclusion? You can't be expert when you didn't monetize your skills?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:03:52 GMT No. 25476739 >>25476750 >>25476759 >>25476948
>>25476725 >It's impossible for other people to be better than me in any discipline Most Bernds are narcissists, don't forget that. "Autism" is just the proverbial fig leaf for them. Me? I'd love to learn from people better than me, really, but Bernds are so unwilling to give tips for some years now. Community spirit is gone.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:05:20 GMT No. 25476750 >>25476764 >>25476948
>>25476739 whenever anyone asks something math or physics related there are always a good few people trying to help. big surprise, bernds are nerds and aren't fighters.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:06:47 GMT No. 25476759
>>25476739 when I ask for linux help all bernds start shitting on me and go into usual shit throwing contest and its pointless whatever question you ask they just tell you you are dumb And they actually make huge effort shitting on your all day for "how don't you know this"
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:07:53 GMT No. 25476764 >>25476786
>>25476750 >whenever anyone asks something math or physics related there are always a good few people trying to help. Not in my xp. >big surprise, bernds are nerds and aren't fighters. Hey, I'm a fighter. And I remember we had quite a few combat sports athletes on here in the past.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:11:56 GMT No. 25476786 >>25476942
>>25476764 >Not in my xp. There's an austrian who regularly denies that divison exists and there are a surprising amount of people (3-4, including me) who try to explain how division exists rather than just trolling him. He had also asked a question about the constant e and was given genuine answers. Or more recently some brazilian had an exam where he had to calculate the area of a figure when rotated or something along those lines. It's just that it isn't a very fun topic to talk about for most people so it doesn't happen often.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:44:48 GMT No. 25476942 >>25476958 >>25476962
>>25476786 I didnt deny division doesn't exist I said it was wrongly formulated its like saying "Give me a glass of water" but you actually meant something else So saying dividng apple by 2 means you get 2 half pieces not only 1 half
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:46:27 GMT No. 25476948
>>25476739 >>25476750 the french guy telling me how to use this chart to look up DNA relative distances was the most helpful and kindness ive recieved from imageboards for a long long time
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:47:23 GMT No. 25476953
i always try to help by sharing informative anecdotes and broadcasting my musings to provoke discussion is as good as anything, to stimulate the brain to reach valid conclusions
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:48:25 GMT No. 25476958
>>25476942 based Pythagorean >zero doesnt exist!
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:48:27 GMT No. 25476959 >>25476960
now do 10 pro vs 2 amateur
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:48:44 GMT No. 25476960 >>25476963
>>25476959 10 russian pros vs 2 amateur polska
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:49:25 GMT No. 25476962
>>25476942 yeah that much is fair. it was a misunderstanding since we're all esls here. i do think you had some reasonable replies to that iirc
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:50:42 GMT No. 25476963 >>25476965 >>25476968
>>25476960 And polska are girls
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:50:58 GMT No. 25476965 >>25476968
>>25476963 And fighting is rape
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:52:06 GMT No. 25476968 >>25476986
>>25476963 >>25476965 i watch women's MMA a lot for sexual purposes almost never watch men's MMA cuz its gay I did see Connor McGregor snap his leg like a twig live though, that was LULZ boxing is a man's sport MMA is for gypsys
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>>25476968 women's mma is the best. i only wish that one day feminism advances so far that they allow men to beat the shit out of women in the ring. ..wait, they already do that. Nice!
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:58:12 GMT No. 25476989
>>25476986 this nigga caused so much seethe LOL
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 13:15:30 GMT No. 25477072
>>25476716 And not a single one of them had fighting experience. And how many suckerpunches were involved?
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 18:16:26 GMT No. 25479133
>>25476367 Notice that they're all white.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 18:17:19 GMT No. 25479149 >>25479393
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Romanians confirmed for white. Thank you for this, Hitler.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 18:36:36 GMT No. 25479393 >>25479418
>>25479149 they aren't REAL romanians. these are filthy thin blooded migrants who invaded your holy kangdom and ruined the genes of Dacian kangz many millenia ago.
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 18:38:42 GMT No. 25479418
>>25479393 Looks like 90% of the people I see here so cope
Bernd Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:22:54 GMT No. 25481518
Funny
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 08:09:42 GMT No. 25484308
bump, Romanians are white, even our bydlo
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 17:34:57 GMT No. 25486224
bump
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 17:57:13 GMT No. 25486321 >>25486329
>no kicks in the balls >you can't hit him in the back of the head >referee saves you every time you are on the floor Lol, yeah, it proves something
Bernd Thu, 20 Feb 2025 17:59:23 GMT No. 25486329
>>25486321 It proves that Romanians are white.
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