/int/ - It's 1930s Russia and you have been detained by the Cheka on suspicion of talking shit about Stalin.

Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 20:51:44 GMT No. 25464945 [Kohl] [Report thread]

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It's 1930s Russia and you have been detained by the Cheka on suspicion of talking shit about Stalin. How do you survive?

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Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 20:53:54 GMT No. 25464961

I'd tell em "Get on with the execution and stop STALIN". Then while they're all busy laughing I'd quietly sneak out the room

Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 20:55:03 GMT No. 25464966

I would tell the Baltic Naci forced me to say that.

Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 20:59:10 GMT No. 25464985

Read them the Soviet constitution.

Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:13:40 GMT No. 25465098

Larp myself into a point where I get handed a gun and have lots of red devils around me

Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:16:44 GMT No. 25465121

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Kike!

Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:19:56 GMT No. 25465145

from every source i read: just confess, try to get as many of your enemies into this shit as possible. no way you are let off the hook. just do as much damage as possible, also confess a lot of ordinary crimes like burglary, rape and assault, the cheka might think you are a urka and can still be converted to good

Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:20:25 GMT No. 25465155

Say that you are an Uruguay spy they will be so confused they let you go free true story

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