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Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 20:35:16 GMT No. 25464819 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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This life is so boring and dumb, sometimes really painful I don't want to do this anymore.. this is no life for dignified men
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Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 20:36:44 GMT No. 25464831 >>25464885
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>I suffer upon the US of A
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 20:36:45 GMT No. 25464832 >>25464885
Fugging demiurge
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 20:37:52 GMT No. 25464843 >>25464885
Become a hobo Ride the rails Kill a few guys on the way
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 20:43:39 GMT No. 25464885 >>25465083
>>25464831 >>25464832 >>25464843 I can leave it any time I want, why not now, yeah.. why not now..
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:11:46 GMT No. 25465083 >>25465090
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>>25464885 You can't. Listen kid, the longer you live the more you see why everyone dismisses suicidals. Its not out of hand, its the fact that you can be very safely sure they will never do it. You begin to appreciate how rare the true suicide actually is, and how unique and amazing of a person it was that accomplishes it. Its not you, just like its not you that will found a Fortune 500 company, or it is not you that will build a castle from jolly ranchers, or break some sporting record. Suicide is amazing. The people who can accomplish it are the closest things to gods that we have. You are no god, sir.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:12:45 GMT No. 25465090 >>25465092
>>25465083 I have more than one relative that suicided himself
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:13:15 GMT No. 25465092 >>25465096
>>25465090 Okay, and?
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:13:30 GMT No. 25465096 >>25465103
>>25465092 It happens
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:14:29 GMT No. 25465103 >>25465107
>>25465096 Yes, I know. That's not the point. I didn't say it was rare, I said you know who can do it an who cannot.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:15:10 GMT No. 25465107 >>25465110
>>25465103 Are you saying you profiled OP as a non-doer
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:15:38 GMT No. 25465110 >>25465118
>>25465107 Yeah, that makes more sense.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:16:25 GMT No. 25465118 >>25465125
>>25465110 I also think so, he comes here to whine everyday, he is obviously a whiner not a doer
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:16:31 GMT No. 25465119 >>25465123
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And it won't be getting better, bernd. There is only suffering. There will be only suffering. The future is dead and the past is forgotten. All time is made meaningless, all purpose non-existent. The void calls you home.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:16:34 GMT No. 25465120
You could say almost everybody who is a sad image board slug is highly likely to be a non-doer.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:16:51 GMT No. 25465123 >>25465140
>>25465119 low effort
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:17:12 GMT No. 25465125
>>25465118 Right, he's more obvious than others.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:19:38 GMT No. 25465140 >>25465171
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>>25465123 Effort is for queers. Real men see the truth.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:21:05 GMT No. 25465162
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Let me steal your identity
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:21:39 GMT No. 25465169 >>25465179
I'm a doer not a whiner, I'll prove it
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:21:49 GMT No. 25465171
>>25465140 Your "truth" is babbies first. The brutal meaninglessness is back somewhere at the beginning. Stop making me waste smoking time typing.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:22:14 GMT No. 25465179
>>25465169 I feel even better about your odds of not doing it.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:23:26 GMT No. 25465185 >>25465226
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If I had OP's identity I would write fraudulent cheques then cash them in other countries, untraceable.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:25:52 GMT No. 25465203 >>25465226 >>25465260
>>25464819 >this is no life for dignified men you are not a dignified man, bernd. you literally got unlimited information and opportunities, more than any generation ever had on this planet, and yet you complain that nothing entertains you. if you cant find meaning because you are too dull or cant find something of interest because you already deep fried your brain with too much screen time, you could still try hard drugs, they give you insight, fun and a purpose.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:29:13 GMT No. 25465226 >>25465259
>>25465185 You only commit stupid short-sighted nigger crimes that make your life worse. Why not put some thought into it and stop wishing you were somebody else? You can do plenty of fraud as just yourself and you know it, but fear stops you. You're not as loose and fearless as you would like others to believe. >>25465203 Actionable information, you love to see it.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:33:49 GMT No. 25465259 >>25465323
>>25465226 I can't commit id fraud against people here, I have to do it against an American since they have relaxed laws and wouldn't bother with a retarded canuck like me.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:34:00 GMT No. 25465260 >>25465282 >>25465310
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>>25465203 I don't like when people say things like that Yes our material conditions are impressive, but not everybody can be inspired by that. Maybe OP would have been better as a peasant in medieval poland.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:37:12 GMT No. 25465282 >>25465308 >>25465509
>>25465260 >Maybe OP would have been better as a peasant in medieval poland. You can live the shitty "work all day without any opportunities, posess almost nothing and dont get any information"-lifestyle without any problems, if thats what gives you purpose. As i said, the opportunities are there, all it takes is the courage to take them. I dont even want to be harsh, but so far every bernd complaining about the shittyness of life basically said "i tried nothing and now im all out of ideas"
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:40:50 GMT No. 25465308 >>25465315 >>25465326
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>>25465282 You are arrogant A peasant in medieval poland was much more spiritually rich, he lived in an almost magical world. And his domestic life was much more natural, with his chubby wife that he plowed and occasionally wpierdoled
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:41:03 GMT No. 25465310
>>25465260 >Maybe OP would have been better as a peasant in medieval poland He basically lives as a serf now, most of us do, and it doesn't seem to be a good fit.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:42:13 GMT No. 25465315 >>25465355
>>25465308 Oh, you're delusional, swallowing some tripe about the spiritual richness of backbreaking survival and eye parasites. That's image board brohistory and theology, like Jesus not being jewish.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:42:59 GMT No. 25465323 >>25465359
>>25465259 >they have relaxed laws There is nothing relaxed about this country.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:43:14 GMT No. 25465326 >>25465337 >>25465355
>>25465308 What is "spiritually rich" even supposed to mean? Sounds like cope from someone who thinks he would be better off 1000 years ago, even if his life in the modern world is infinitely more safe, secure, comfortable and so on.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:44:27 GMT No. 25465337
>>25465326 Its an untenable good created to placate the riffraff.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:46:41 GMT No. 25465355 >>25465364 >>25465382
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>>25465326 >>25465315 More arrogance. Not even animals care only about absolute comfort. The smallest discomfort is unbearable if without reason. The polish peasant had a hard life, but his issues were simple. His culture was sympathetic. His perceived his life as purposeful.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:48:14 GMT No. 25465359 >>25465368
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>>25465323 >There is nothing relaxed about this country. America is the criminal enterprise leader of the world
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:48:50 GMT No. 25465364 >>25465408
>>25465355 Nah man, it was like this with more tuberculosis. There were winners and losers, peasant chads bullying peasant nerds, big dick lords cornholing everybody, just with shittier living conditions. If they had one advantage, it was ignorance of evolution by way of natural selection. They could still hope.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:49:17 GMT No. 25465367 >>25465401
>all it takes to be happy is to ditch all modernity and live the life of a pre-modern peasant farmer You know what makes me so mad about this shit? That you can absolutely just do it, and yet no one does. And you know why? Because this life sucks ass, its horrible, society moved to the point where it is because as few people as possible wanted to live that way. Although it was always very easily possible to live that exact life. No doors were ever closed. The few people who try and do it are usually repelled after a couple weeks after they realize that getting up early every day, working your ass off, having to manage so many little things to barely survive without any break, any holidays and so on, FUCKING SUCKS and no one does it anymore for a reason.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:49:23 GMT No. 25465368
>>25465359 Maybe if you wear small hats or are dark.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:51:52 GMT No. 25465382 >>25465396
>>25465355 You are the arrogant one if you think you know shit about medieval farmers. Why do you think none of them ever had bernd thoughts like "my life sucks", "its so boring", "i dont see the purpose in working all day until i die". And as i said, if you think a simple life with simple worries (like "will i starve or become a beggar if the drought continues?", "will i die if my dead tooth gets infected?", "will this child of mine survive or will it die in its bed?"), then just live it.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:53:30 GMT No. 25465396
>>25465382 I must give in to the argument that it was easier to hope for a better afterlife before modern materialist dogma. At least the sick peasant could hold out hope for supernatural intervention.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:53:53 GMT No. 25465401 >>25465409 >>25465426
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>>25465367 I don't think I would be able to recreate medieval poland in my backyard But that is besides my point. I was born in this world and I try to enjoy its strong point - this material culture - the best I can. I have no reason to try and recreate something that is already dead.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:54:28 GMT No. 25465408 >>25465425 >>25465453
>>25465364 this medieval europe had way greater inequality, most people were poor, there was a lot of violence and, what many bernds refuse to learn, is that its a society without any protection for people who are deemed weird or outside of the community for whatever reason. If you decide to go full bernd, you are full bernd with no bürgergeld to save your ass. If chad chadson decides to kick you in the balls just for fun after visiting the tavern, you couldnt do jack shit back then, but couldnt even go to the doctor if you balls dont stop hurting after a week.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:54:41 GMT No. 25465409
>>25465401 >I don't think I would be able to recreate medieval poland in my backyard That's loser talk.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:56:22 GMT No. 25465425 >>25465442
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>>25465408 The fact that you are always a victim in this fantasy is pretty telling You could have at least tried to shank Chad Chadson behind the tavern while you were daydreaming
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:56:23 GMT No. 25465426
>>25465401 Your idea of medieval poland seems to be a romanticised paradise full of spiritual purpose anyways, and this seems to be the case because you want to live in a simple utopia where people are poor, have to work all day, own as good as nothing and are for some reason still thrilled about this. You cant reconstruct this because this was never real.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:58:36 GMT No. 25465442 >>25465451
>>25465425 I am a bernd here, i would have been a bernd in 1250s poland. Whats way weirder is that you think you wont be a loser because you now live in medieval poland.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 22:00:23 GMT No. 25465451
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>>25465442 Chad Chadson kicked your balls in your own fantasy and you didn't even try to fight back. You could have AT LEAST tried! Sad!
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 22:00:32 GMT No. 25465453
>>25465408 Medieval Bernd would have been an infant mortality statistic.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 22:11:23 GMT No. 25465509
>>25465282 >every bernd complaining about the shittyness of life basically said "i tried nothing and now im all out of ideas Because there's nothing to be done. How can you aid a fundamentally worthless subhuman? The answer is you kill him so resources aren't wasted on his ilk.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 22:11:52 GMT No. 25465513
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