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Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:15:48 GMT No. 25464235 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Oldest american collecting welfare is 360 years old !
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Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:16:39 GMT No. 25464241
Japan tier.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:17:09 GMT No. 25464246 >>25464255
Must be true It has all the signs of being bullshit
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:18:24 GMT No. 25464255 >>25464280 >>25464283 >>25464285 >>25464488
>>25464246 https://www.foxnews.com/politics/elon-musk-says-millions-social-security-database-between-ages-100-159
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:20:06 GMT No. 25464267 >>25465322
Every DB is full of garbage records. gj elum for finding some abandoned records that noone cares about. Tax moneys well spent.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:22:05 GMT No. 25464280
>>25464255 >https://www.foxnews.com/politics/elon-musk-says-millions-social-security-database-between-ages-100-159 >ctrl+f cobol 0 of 0
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:22:55 GMT No. 25464283 >>25464290 >>25464312
>>25464235 Why doesn't Musk open source the data to prove his point? There would be no legal consequences so just do it, who's the fake people? >>25464255 How would he know if his underlings aren't just creating fake databases with AI to show to him to pretend their working? What if he's a moron being tricked by some zoomers?
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:23:34 GMT No. 25464285
>>25464255 You are just adding to it
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:24:40 GMT No. 25464290 >>25464295 >>25464382
>>25464283 >There would be no legal consequences so just do it There would be massive legal consequences to do that. Even if the data were fake or if they died years ago.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:25:47 GMT No. 25464295
>>25464290 only if real money were distributed
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:26:37 GMT No. 25464304 >>25465764
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What if they're actually alive and we're giving welfare to a bunch of immortals?
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:26:57 GMT No. 25464307 >>25464328 >>25466818
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*hissss* don't pry Elon, it is something you can't comprehend *turns into a mist*
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:27:13 GMT No. 25464309 >>25464314 >>25464378
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These are some bullshit numbers even if you ignore 90+ years groups, because it counts up to over 100% of population on welfare.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:27:47 GMT No. 25464312 >>25464332 >>25464382
>>25464283 >to pretend their working what working is even there? anyone could create such summary table in 5 minutes given the access to the database
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:27:53 GMT No. 25464314 >>25464358
>>25464309 social security is not welfare
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:28:10 GMT No. 25464315 SÄGE! >>25464322
stop posting females
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:28:21 GMT No. 25464317
Based. Life-expectancy-lets are butthurt.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:28:30 GMT No. 25464318 SÄGE! >>25464322
>LOOK THIS LADY IS RIGHT!
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:28:56 GMT No. 25464322
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>>25464315 >>25464318
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:29:44 GMT No. 25464328
>>25464307 Gib Malkavian gf pls
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:30:51 GMT No. 25464332
>>25464312 Dude, they are guys in their early 20s. You think some zoomer knows SQL? NOPE!
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:33:11 GMT No. 25464358
>>25464314 it basically is by a different name. it is US state pension and disability benefits rolled into one, presumably because americans oppose the idea of a state pension.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:35:25 GMT No. 25464378
>>25464309 they give social security number to anyone legally working in the US even I have one somewhere
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:36:52 GMT No. 25464382 >>25464394 >>25464483
>>25464290 >There would be massive legal consequences to do that. Even if the data were fake or if they died years ago. Like what? Would Elon get arrested? Are you really that much of a moron? Trump could just pardon him even though it would never come to that >>25464312 >what working is even there? anyone could create such summary table in 5 minutes given the access to the database You can't necessarily interface with this sort of ancient 1960s technology the way you think you can. You really think some kids could just walk in and dump all the data to a table and walk out of the room?
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:38:29 GMT No. 25464394 >>25464417
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>>25464382 cotton picking vampires losing their canadian sweatshop contracts and now their social security too!
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:41:38 GMT No. 25464417 >>25464429
>>25464394 Nobody has lost their social security... yet. All the payments will go out, Elon so far is just "concerned" and "looking into it"
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:43:08 GMT No. 25464425 >>25464432 >>25464442
oh wow, he is such a GENIOS, he literally had his 18 year old fucktoy assistant run a select age, count(1) from dbo.SocialSecurity where active=1 and found unclean data. He's truly the Edison of our times. Democrats EXPOSED and DESTOROYED. Woke mind virus DESTROYED. America MADE GREAT AGAIN.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:43:36 GMT No. 25464429
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>>25464417 you got a link to those quotes? you should stop weaving an imaginary narrative and presenting it as fact.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:43:52 GMT No. 25464432 SÄGE!
>>25464425 Also there's a group by age + some simple CTE to aggregate everything into 10-year ranges but whatever
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:45:08 GMT No. 25464442
>>25464425 why do russians hate america so much?
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:46:21 GMT No. 25464450
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stargate will fix it
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:48:07 GMT No. 25464462
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you love truth, right?
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:50:26 GMT No. 25464478 >>25466232
where info on collecting welfare? its only ssn
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:50:54 GMT No. 25464483 >>25464502
>>25464382 > Trump could just pardon Further points of this discussion are going to come from place of speculation, but an act of pardoning is still a pretty big legal consequence and this based on your fairy tale premise.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:51:52 GMT No. 25464488 >>25465338
>>25464235 >>25464255 Grappa is so cringe lmao. FOX news xDDD
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:53:42 GMT No. 25464502 >>25465264
>>25464483 So your position is Elon has his hands tied and can't reveal the identities of people 150+ because he'd get into some sort of trouble? >an act of pardoning is still a pretty big legal consequence It can be normalized
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:57:38 GMT No. 25464536 SÄGE!
Psyops
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:32:32 GMT No. 25465250 (removed)
\Huge MASQUERADE VIOLATION!
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:33:26 GMT No. 25465256 >>25466461
\Huge MASQUERADE   VIOLATION!
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:33:41 GMT No. 25465257
Do you have to copy every single 4/pol/ thread and paste it here grappa?
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:34:18 GMT No. 25465264 >>25465270
>>25464502 It's probably just Cobalt and missing dates of birth.
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:35:12 GMT No. 25465270
>>25465264 Fug, Cobol
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:39:45 GMT No. 25465301
wow excel list. how about post actual proofs with names/lastnames and their social number and how much they got and if they voted
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:42:15 GMT No. 25465316 >>25465336 >>25465483
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Hmm
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:42:54 GMT No. 25465322
>>25464267 >Every DB is full of garbage records. > >gj elum for finding some abandoned records that noone cares about. Tax moneys well spent. Yeah Latvia has few hundred people over 100 who are not legally dead nor alive. can't prove either so they are in lists of social numbers etc. but they dont receive any pension or social funds till they come and prove that they are alive
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:43:57 GMT No. 25465336
>>25465316 okay why doesnt he explain COBOL also in highschool they teach how to parse SQL data. you dont need experts lol
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:44:31 GMT No. 25465338
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>>25464488 Shut up spic
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:49:52 GMT No. 25465369
how can i get two (or more) welfare checks?
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 22:05:46 GMT No. 25465483 >>25465487
>>25465316 That post makes no sense
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 22:07:13 GMT No. 25465487
>>25465483 incoherent ramblings of a lefty
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 22:09:11 GMT No. 25465494
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>that feel when no 200 yr old femboy vampire bf
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 22:47:00 GMT No. 25465764
>>25464304 Why are they taking away Benjamin Franklin's social security checks?
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 23:53:43 GMT No. 25466220 >>25466227 >>25466500
social security is only 90 years old, which means the youngest some of these pensioners could have initially signed up for this program is at 200 years old do people actually believe the shit this gay retard makes up
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 23:55:55 GMT No. 25466227 >>25466243 >>25466361
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>>25466220 they been knowing about this and done nothing in 10 years, the audit was from 2015
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 23:56:20 GMT No. 25466232
>>25464478 social security =/= social security number the social security program in america is their national pension program, anyone enrolled receives a pension in their 60's
Bernd Mon, 17 Feb 2025 23:57:59 GMT No. 25466243 >>25466268
>>25466227 there's undoubtedly a significant amount of fraud happening with people collecting the pension of their dead relatives, my point is that autistic rocket man is just making up absurd numbers for shock value without even taking a few seconds to think about how people could see that his made up bullshit is obviously fake
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:00:00 GMT No. 25466258
Doesnt mean it was paid.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:01:33 GMT No. 25466268 >>25466307 >>25466414
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>>25466243 is not fake some of these 100+ are even working and declaring a 8,5 billion income
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:02:08 GMT No. 25466274
Mashallah.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:05:49 GMT No. 25466307
>>25466268 thats 8,5 billion in money laundering thats the swamps own report and they didnt lift a finger
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:13:05 GMT No. 25466361 >>25466404
>>25466227 What if you combined all government information tracking into one agency that preformed total surveillance. IRS/NSA/FBI/etc could all merge
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:18:55 GMT No. 25466404 >>25466469
>>25466361 well i dosent matter who does it if nobody doing their job properly
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:20:04 GMT No. 25466414 >>25466446 >>25466517
>>25466268 that's a combined 8.5 billion spread out between 139,000 people and 4 years you gargantuan retard. it's also their declared tax income and not the actual number that social security is compensating. also, by your own numbers that 139,000 people over 100 years old aren't even 3% of the 4.7 million elon is claiming, which was my entire fucking point. let's also not ignore the fact that USA actually does have about 100,000 centenarians, so in reality you have roughly 39,000 people collecting a $600 cheque each month. this number could further be lowered by accounting for people who die alone and don't have their death certificates properly filed, leading to social security cheques being sent out to deceased people, but never being claimed. for the sake of argument though, lets presume every single one of those 39,000 people were collecting the money fraudulently. this would which amount to an insignificant 280 million in social security fraud each year at most, not """8.5 billion""" or """4.7 million people over the age of 100""" or any of that nonsense. coincidentally 280 million is the same amount of money trump took from the israel lobby last year to start a war with iran and fill his cabinet up with neocon kikes while telling iq89s like you that he's draining the swamp, but you wouldn't know anything about that you retarded MIGA facebook boomer
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:23:56 GMT No. 25466446 >>25466504
>>25466414 you didnt even read it says wages not total income how realistic is it a + 100 year old is still having a wagie job ?
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:25:36 GMT No. 25466461
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>>25465256 A BIENTOT
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:26:29 GMT No. 25466469 >>25466485
>>25466404 What if the agency is run by AI?
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:28:38 GMT No. 25466485
>>25466469 You dont need AI to spot this absolute bullshit knowledge of 3rd grade math should be sufficient
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:31:39 GMT No. 25466500
>>25466220 It doesn't matter. It made the news and affected people's minds. That's enough. Few will bother to look into this further.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:32:02 GMT No. 25466504 >>25468040
>>25466446 taxable income is not the same as total income, taxable income is synonymous with wages. why am i even replying to someone who doesn't know basic english
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:34:07 GMT No. 25466517 >>25468056
>>25466414 >to start a war with iran What war?
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so people got skeletons in the closet
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 01:36:27 GMT No. 25466818
>>25464307 Now I'm no longer wondering why our garlic is a security threat to the U.S.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 08:39:26 GMT No. 25468040
>>25466504 no you pajeet chong wage - a fixed regular payment earned for work or services, typically paid on a daily or weekly basis.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 08:41:31 GMT No. 25468053
>Vampires don't exist!
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 08:42:19 GMT No. 25468056
>>25466517 Shitskin logic, he wishes for Iran to attack you to blame your for starting a war by retaliating.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:08:33 GMT No. 25468141 >>25468152
Yes I totally believe Musk, its not like he is not giant scammer and liar lol
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:10:15 GMT No. 25468152 >>25468156
>>25468141 , he said broke ass niggaly.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:11:50 GMT No. 25468156 >>25468210
>>25468152 nigger link?
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:13:48 GMT No. 25468164
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>>25464235 >tfw when these are actually immortal beings who have been found out this way
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:25:59 GMT No. 25468210
>>25468156 with nigcels interlinked
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:30:48 GMT No. 25468227 >>25468238 >>25468242
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360 years ago was 1665 British Subjects are recieving american welfare spending lol
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:33:09 GMT No. 25468238 >>25468239 >>25468242
>>25468227 i have a hunch the 360yo might be named Charles II
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:33:26 GMT No. 25468239
>>25468238 that cheeky fucker
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:34:28 GMT No. 25468242 SÄGE! >>25468488
>>25468238 >>25468227 actually I am in the process of planning for a novel to be written or film to be made by myself the synopsis is that the restoration of 1660 fails and Charles II flees to america to lead a royalist government in exile so, i might one day release this
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 10:13:54 GMT No. 25468488 >>25468494 >>25468497
>>25468242 this is interesting you should investigate the fact that the royal family still rule over USA. This was uncovered when desantis wanted to have disney start paying taxes , PROPERTY OF THE CROWN BE GONE PEASANT.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 10:16:16 GMT No. 25468494 >>25468527
>>25468488 Thank you. My friend and I actually made a short film for college once so I have a bit of experience. It will be a very low budget affair but it is a passion project of mine that I hope to fully flesh out with lots of references, ironic comedy, dark humour. The concept to me is funny because it portrays the English as republicans and the Americans as royalists Plus the music and costume of the period is frankly gorgeous Sweden had a similarly sexy golden age during the reign of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Vasa
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 10:17:29 GMT No. 25468497
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>>25468488 look at this sexy mother fucker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavus_Adolphus
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 10:23:59 GMT No. 25468527 >>25468571
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>>25468494 vasa has interesting lore He skied to the north to summon a army against the occupying danish
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 10:34:13 GMT No. 25468571 >>25468580
>>25468527 Yeah I would like to incorporate some of that lore into my plotline for my alternative history novel I think I will tie it in with having some of the characters of the Covenanter or Royalist faction from Scotland being veterans of his campaign https://www.thenational.scot/news/16163277.back-in-the-day-how-the-scots-fought-a-war-for-thirty-years/ >THERE were already mercenaries from all over Scotland serving in Scottish brigades in Sweden and the Dutch Republic, and their reputation for fierce “fighting and feasting” was well-established Over the course of the war some 50,000 Scots rallied to the anti-Hapsburg cause, brought to the Continent by colonels who had commissions from one Protestant ruler or other.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 10:35:33 GMT No. 25468580 SÄGE!
>>25468571 of course everyone waxes lyrical about the "Highlanders" and their service in the "Guardes de Ecosse" of France the Scottish Protesants are often forgotten about
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>>25464235 >US vampires right now
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 11:26:49 GMT No. 25468791
Sorry, but what did you expect? How exactly life expectancy could grow so much in just 50 years? The expected age of retirement in 1980s was about 60 years old. Why? Because Homo Sapiens can function normally up to about that very age. And clearly no evolution could happen in just 50 years. Even with the strictest eugenic selection possible - which didn't happen, duh. Then how is now recommended retirement age became something like 78-85? Oh! It's increasing life expectancy, isn't it? Now you see where that life expectancy came from.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 11:39:20 GMT No. 25468827 >>25469871
>>25464235 Meaningless and a waste of time.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 11:43:17 GMT No. 25468850
where american gov get all these money to pay burgers just to exist and sponsor lgbt in uganda? it looks like dollar is a scam for entire world that benefits only america
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 11:44:22 GMT No. 25468854
DOGE = Very low IQ.
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 11:48:56 GMT No. 25468873 SÄGE!
I don't give a fuck. I am not a Burgerstanian
Bernd Tue, 18 Feb 2025 14:49:15 GMT No. 25469871
>>25468827 8,5 billion ?
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