Hello Bernd.
Due to a monumental plumbing fuckup by my landlord, I have been forced to urinate in an upstairs apartment for the last 2 months.
However, I am lazy, and don't always use the bathroom upstairs, especially at night or when I'm busy with work.
Instead I have resorted to pissing in a 1l Bottle of Powerade most of the time. A powerade bottle is ideal as it has a wide opening that I can fit the top of my cock into pretty easily and piss. (I wash said bottle with soap and water a couple of times a day to stop it getting absolutely disgusting.)
This has resulted in me being more up close and personal with my own piss than ever before in my life, which has lead to some interesting observations.
1. As I suspected, I actually have shitty as fuck bladder capacity. I've known this all my life, at maximum I can tolerate about 500ml of pee in my bladder before I need to pee.
2. On average, I pee about 200-300ml when I do need to pee.
3. The urgency of the need to pee is actually a combination of volume AND density of waste products. For example, I'll need to remove more yellow-y pee more frequently, and in smaller amounts, than, say clearer pee.
4. My pee smells like meat/peas. I can't explain it better than that. It doesn't have a tangy piss-smell that people think 'pee' smells of, it just smells more of, as I said, meat.
5. Sitting while peeing (with a plastic bottle attached to your cock) actually results in an emptier bladder.
The end.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:15:03 GMT
No. 24916891
Poasting in an epic bread
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:15:19 GMT
No. 24916892
>>24916895
>>24916882
The extent of the damage is significant throughout the property, and required a bunch of specialists to come in and examine. It'll cost the landlord about 50k to fix the issue, and the shortage of skilled manual labour in Germany is massive, so its taking them fucking ages to fix it.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:15:49 GMT
No. 24916894
Have you considered moving someplace else?
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:16:32 GMT
No. 24916902
>>24916913
>4. My pee smells like meat/peas. I can't explain it better than that. It doesn't have a tangy piss-smell that people think 'pee' smells of, it just smells more of, as I said, meat.
Pee sniffer Bernd, does yellow pee and clear pee smell noticeably different? Or is it just a degree of intensity?
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:16:33 GMT
No. 24916903
Now you deliver some timestamped pictures of your piss bottles and this is KC tire thread and nominated for the 2024 gold award
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:17:16 GMT
No. 24916906
>>24916895
Yeah basically the apartment under mine had been empty for a year or so and the landlord didn't really check to see if everything was fine it in, turns out all my waste water had been dripping down due to a leak in my wastewater pipe into the structure of the downstairs apartment. It needed to be examined to see what the extent of the damage was, and it all needs to be ripped out and replaced including some of the support structure.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:17:18 GMT
No. 24916907
>>24916922
>>24916964
why not just piss in the shower?
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:17:25 GMT
No. 24916910
>>24916916
>>24916871
>4. My pee smells like meat/peas. I can't explain it better than that. It doesn't have a tangy piss-smell that people think 'pee' smells of, it just smells more of, as I said, meat.
What's your diet? What do you drink mostly?
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:17:41 GMT
No. 24916913
>>24916902
Yes, the darker the pee the more intense the smell. Lighter pee generally has very little odour.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:17:49 GMT
No. 24916915
Imagine being a germonkey, having a landlord to report your autistic bathroom fuckups and venting about it on kc
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:17:58 GMT
No. 24916916
>>24916910
water, coffee, sugar free lemonade.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:18:57 GMT
No. 24916919
>>24916928
>>24916931
I used to piss in bottles when I lived with roommates. The piss would get cloudy and foul smelling if left in the bottles.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:19:54 GMT
No. 24916922
>>24916936
>>24916907
ALL of my wastewater system is fucked. I can't use my kitchen sink, shower, toilet, etc, etc. I have to take all my dirty dishes upstairs to the dish washer, and I have to shower in the upstairs apartment too.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:20:01 GMT
No. 24916924
i think 500mL is normal pissmaxx. my avg is 400-600mL i think. i sometimes piss in bottle so i can pour it on compost
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:20:22 GMT
No. 24916928
>>24916919
Again, I empty the bottle regularly, and wash it, to avoid it getting nasty.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:20:55 GMT
No. 24916931
>>24916919
My roommate said he thought we had mice because he heard clattering sounds at night. I wonder if it was just me pissing in bottles.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:21:48 GMT
No. 24916936
>>24916945
>>24916922
And some consider renting a passive source of income
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:22:50 GMT
No. 24916945
>>24916970
>>24916936
this would've cost my landlord a LOT less by doing basic routine checks on the property and checking out the issue sooner. the cost is 100% due to classic landlord laziness and incompetence.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:23:50 GMT
No. 24916957
>>24916953
No, I'm lazy and gross, not a degenerate.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:23:50 GMT
No. 24916958
>>24916961
I use bottles from time to time as well. Turns out a normal piss is slightly more than a liter for me, have to us 1.5L bottles to be safe.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:23:53 GMT
No. 24916959
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I use bottles from time to time as well. Turns out a normal piss is slightly more than a liter for me, have to us 1.5L bottles to be safe.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:24:30 GMT
No. 24916961
>>24916965
>>24916967
>>24916958
that's massive, how big is your body
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:24:34 GMT
No. 24916964
>>24916973
>>24917011
>>24916907
Who the fuck shits in the shower?
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:25:05 GMT
No. 24916965
>>24916961
he's probably quite skinny to have that much stretchy abdominal capacity.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:25:50 GMT
No. 24916970
>>24916979
>>24916945
what happens if your landlord decides it's too expensive to fix so he sells the property so it becomes some else's problem. the new owner might want top live in the property so you could be evicted.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:26:37 GMT
No. 24916979
>>24916985
>>24916970
probably wont happen. this is a large property and 50k is probably a drop in the water for them. they own a LOT of properties across town.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:28:49 GMT
No. 24916991
Landlord implies a real person to me. But I guess the English also use it for companies with 1000s of units.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:31:20 GMT
No. 24917006
>>24916871
>at maximum I can tolerate about 500ml of pee in my bladder before I need to pee.
sometimes when others in the house go to the loo (for a shit and stink like fuck) i have to piss in a bucket in the back yard
my point ?
a 1 ltr bottle would not be enough , i went and must have pee'd out at least 1 and a 1/4 liters
best part was it froze over so i tipped it on the floor , i usually pour it down the drain so local kots don't try drinking it or step in it
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:31:33 GMT
No. 24917008
>>24917027
LANDLORD is such a sexist word. It should be LANDPERSON.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:32:28 GMT
No. 24917011
>>24916964
I have done so more than once. It's nice if you don't mind the stench.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:34:52 GMT
No. 24917027
>>24917050
>>24917008
Accusing landlords of being sexist is antisemitic.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:36:15 GMT
No. 24917037
>>24917160
>>24916871
As long as you don't hoard the piss bottles, good luck to you.
I recently had to get rid of old piss bottles. You don't wanna go down that road, believe me.
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:38:18 GMT
No. 24917050
>>24917027
but where i'm from there's no such thing as a chinese jew and chinks own mor than half of this country
Bernd
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:55:32 GMT
No. 24917160
>>24917037
Oh boy, don't remind me of this part of my life!