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Fleischkäse general Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:08:39 GMT No. 24905940 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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German coworker made me eat a whole pack of "Fleischkäse". no no...wait "Pizza-Fleischkäse" Theres something fucky going on in this universe, I remember when we had ans threda some years ago about these russian Ravioli and then couple weeks later russian coworker came and made me eat his russian Ravioli. Now not too long ago some german on here made ans threda about Fleischkäse and this comes in here with 2 full bags of bread rolls and 2 full blown cans of Fleischkäse. It wasn't that bad...but come on dude.
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Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:09:18 GMT No. 24905942 >>24905970
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Pelmens?
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:10:01 GMT No. 24905946
Maybe you gravitated towards your thoughts
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:11:22 GMT No. 24905955
psychic shit is always happening but everyone will gaslight you if you claim something like a collective mind exists
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:11:55 GMT No. 24905957 >>24905974
Serendipitous if you ask me. I love when people feed me at work. The office grils all know it so they bring me the foods of their people. I always make a big display of gratitude so they will bring me more.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:15:04 GMT No. 24905970 >>24905977
>>24905942 >Pelmens? yeah it was that
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:15:30 GMT No. 24905974 >>24905981
>>24905957 >I always make a big display of gratitude how does that work?
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:16:14 GMT No. 24905977
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>>24905970 Is good Wish i had some right now
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:17:30 GMT No. 24905981 >>24906002
>>24905974 Well, if they cooked it themselves, I must say "oh, what a splendid chef you are, it was very delicious.. Oh, look how miserable I am because I couldn't help eating so much of it!" and so on. They smile and get their endorphins from the shameless flattery, and I get to eat for free against.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:22:58 GMT No. 24906002 >>24906017
>>24905981 That based and a lifehack
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:29:32 GMT No. 24906017 >>24906020
>>24906002 Its an intricate dance, but once you figure out the steps, you get free home cooked meals just about every day. You heap more positive reinforcement onto dishes you really like, but don't ever give negative reinforcement, even when the food isn't good. You can train them to feed you your favorites over time. And they get just as much out of it as I do, tbh.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:30:21 GMT No. 24906020 >>24906025
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>>24906017 Now I have to find a similar way to have women get their minges licked by me.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:31:04 GMT No. 24906025
>>24906020 I don't know that secret. I only know how to make them behave motherly, not horny.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:42:23 GMT No. 24906061 >>24906071
Maybe he is fellow Bernd? Also I have similar but in the other direction. Re-read old book or rewatch old movie on the obscurer side, few days later discussion about it on here or Twatter. Happens from time to time. Last was when I found my "Ice Pirates" Poster while shifting around the furniture in my bedroom.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:44:47 GMT No. 24906071
>>24906061 i remember ice pirates from when I was a little tiny Bernd. I only remember thinking "wtf is this??" because I was maybe 6 when I saw it and thought it was going to be a serious movie. I was very disappoint.
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