coffee

Why can't you cook something, crappa?

>>24904122 this is not sustenance

>>24904129 theres shit all over my stove i would have to clean it

>>24904130 buy coffee

fish and chips

>>24904151 this is a solid option but i already ate like 5 boxes of frozen fish im tired of it

>>24904142 coffee requires milk and i'm always out of milk

nuts

>>24904135 Why are you useless?

Canned sardines. Pickled cucumbers. Peanuts. Beer.

guess what. i bought chicken nuggets. two packs. it was embarrasing. the cashier is undoubtly thinking "what a fucking manchild" in his head, least the other customers. i am humiliated, but i procured sustenance.

>>24904914 did you buy coffee?

Fat slop monkey

cherry flavored coke / dr pepper stick of salami maybe some olives bon appetito

I was buying these for a little while, they're nice and comforting. This is in america though

>>24904930 no. the truth is... i already had coffee sitting on the counter. but i'm sick and tired of yearning for a cuppa only to realise i'm out of milk. the feeling of dissapointment and betrayal lingers in my body. so i decided to stay away from the coffee

Also i'm going to try this at some point as we move into the winter, even though I don't usually drink pop nowadays

soylent

>>24904168 no it doesn't and you can use powdered milk