>eat nuts and berries
>grows massive muscles for absolutely no reason
How come science niggas haven't figured this shit out yet? How come we don't have monkey muscle DNA or owl night vision eyes DNA?
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Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:14:19 GMT
No. 24901093
weakest brasilian
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:21:24 GMT
No. 24901104
they had an active life style. animals they attempt to release to the wild are weak as fuck. some serf with a diet of wheat could beat the shit out of a westerner that eats 70% meat
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:22:08 GMT
No. 24901105
>>24901116
>owl night vision eyes
Because seeing many colors during the day is more useful to human beans.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:27:59 GMT
No. 24901108
>>24901087
>>24901087
>How come science niggas haven't figured this shit out yet?
But it did. Be 90cm tall and do pull ups all day, you'll look like that too.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:31:01 GMT
No. 24901113
Goyim must be weak enough
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:35:00 GMT
No. 24901116
>>24901105
The point being to have human vision PLUS owl night vision
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:43:00 GMT
No. 24901120
>>24901134
>>24901087
>>eat nuts and berries
Chimps hunt and eat animals.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:53:53 GMT
No. 24901133
>>24901179
>no reason
<Average human male have 500 ng/dL of testosterone.
<Average chimpanzee have 3000 ng/dL of testosterone.
We know what makes us different, but we also know the advantages and problems related to those differences. You can be just like them, you don't even need DNA, but that comes at a cost.
You want the muscles, but do you want the shorter lifespan, aggressiveness and stupidity?
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:54:00 GMT
No. 24901134
>>24901353
>>24901120
Nod really. It's the same reason gorillas and elephants maintain mass without raw eggs and creatine and youtube lifting videos. Faggots will explain it away the way you do.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:54:18 GMT
No. 24901135
They grow huge muscles because swinging from branches since child
Ability to use strength is also substantially neurological but hu-sissies are wired to take care of their bodies instead of just ripping their arms out of their sockets
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 06:17:54 GMT
No. 24901179
>>24901133
Are you retarded?
>Average testosterone levels in each species and sex were as follows: male chimpanzees 0.27 ng/ml
That's 27 ng/dl.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 06:19:47 GMT
No. 24901183
>>24901371
They are slightly stronger than children, do you want to be like that? You aleady are.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 06:28:24 GMT
No. 24901201
I mog them at walking, not even kidding, humans, including me can walk for a real long time.
Also run. I can even smoke at the same time and still beat them.
Otherwise they have more of these fast STR muscles, better connected to the bones, at better angles, and less neural inhibition of the muscles, that means they can use a larger percentage of muscle fibers at a time.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:31:16 GMT
No. 24901321
shimps eat meat sometimes
they need muscles to climb trees
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:42:52 GMT
No. 24901353
>>24901134
You fucking retard, even a deer if it finds a badly hidden nest of a bird or a rodent for whatever reason... It WILL eat the free meat. They also most likely eat a lot of insects just by virtue of being primarily grazers.
Every living creature is an omnivore, the only difference is a scale of inclination and ability to do the killing. A deer cannot really kill you the same way a wolf can, but if it somehow gained human intelligence, it might figure something out, one kick is all it would take to knock you out.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:45:30 GMT
No. 24901363
>>24901376
>>24901087
If you Jump from tree to tree and fuck all day, you would also get muscles like him
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:47:52 GMT
No. 24901371
>>24901394
>>24901183
They are stronger than humans, human's only advantage in this world is artillery, "intelligence" is barely a thing, most inventions are less than 500 years old because average human is a retard and for our entire history we didn't do more than bash eachother with sticks and stones.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:48:33 GMT
No. 24901375
our guts are shorter which lets them convert plant material better than us
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:48:35 GMT
No. 24901376
>>24901363
Human's hands disallow this, you should see how a monkey swings in real time.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:51:16 GMT
No. 24901377
>>24901380
>>24901384
>eats grass
>is a giant mass of muscle
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:53:47 GMT
No. 24901380
>>24901377
Deer cannot survive on grass alone.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:55:07 GMT
No. 24901384
>>24901391
>>24901377
Elephants munch so much their teeth get replaced several times in their ~40 years lifetime, and they still can die of hunger when their teeth finally stop regrowing.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:55:56 GMT
No. 24901388
>>24901392
>>24901395
> How come we don't have monkey muscle DNA or owl night vision eyes DNA?
Because we are humans and not monkeys or owls
It isn't like you can just inject bits of other animal DNA like a video game upgrade. Biology doesn't actually work that way.
It's also something that can't even be ethically and legally expermented with in humans.
In other animals gene splicing is a slow process filled with massive amounts of failure.
Plants are easier to splice but even then it is a slow development process with many failures.
It's not a easy thing, a simple thing, it isn't realistically possible within any of our lifetimes.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:56:45 GMT
No. 24901391
>>24901384
>regrows their teeth every 2 weeks
heh, nothing personnel humans
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:57:10 GMT
No. 24901392
>>24901396
>>24901388
>Biology doesn't actually work that way.
proofs?
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:57:59 GMT
No. 24901394
>>24901401
>>24901371
> human's only advantage in this world is artillery,
endurance.
Do you know it?
>>24901388
>it's dae heckin unethicalerino!
lol ok mr monkey experimenter, remember: we have trained chimps to start fire and to cook their food, their response? They prefer the extra laborious effort just for the better taste, showing that unlike niggers, they have ability to reason about future actions.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:58:45 GMT
No. 24901396
>>24901406
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:59:52 GMT
No. 24901400
>>24901404
>>24901395
What you said is unrelated to anything I brought up.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:00:54 GMT
No. 24901401
>>24901413
>>24901394
most bernds give up in less than 3 responses, my endurance in responding to people who hate me and don't even try to understand me is unique anomaly that most humans don't have. Same is true for endurance in activities like walking, majority of people get into their car just to go to store kilometer away.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:02:10 GMT
No. 24901404
>>24901434
>>24901400
Humans experiment in monkeys which is worse than experimenting on niggers or women, because monkeys are more sentient. Either start experimenting on human embryos right now or stop abusing monkeys.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:02:56 GMT
No. 24901406
>>24901431
>>24901396
Appeal to authority smh...
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:06:19 GMT
No. 24901413
>>24901418
>>24901401
No, you just have no life worth defending, so you only fight on kc.
People who use cars should be whipped tbh.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:08:22 GMT
No. 24901418
>>24901667
>>24901413
So 99% of people should be whipped, who's gonna do it, people like me who walk everyday and don't even have a driver's license?
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:09:24 GMT
No. 24901422
Survival of the fittest tbh
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:14:27 GMT
No. 24901431
>>24901406
>Ask for source
>gets butthurt when given a source
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:15:38 GMT
No. 24901434
>>24901444
>>24901404
You aren't making a rational argument.
Also your whole line of argumentation is still unrelated to what I actually said.
>>24901434
You're the one who's irrational, there's nothing irrational about genetically engineering humans (the only species we didn't genetically engineer yet).
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:18:33 GMT
No. 24901446
Those are just poser muscles, i could beat him in an 1v1
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:21:09 GMT
No. 24901457
>>24901476
>>24901444
We are already genetically engineered to the best degree.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:21:33 GMT
No. 24901460
>>24901444
Humans now are 90% microplastics
That's engineered tbh
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:22:08 GMT
No. 24901465
>>24901470
>>24901474
Chimps in particular have a lot of low-stamina fast-twitch muscle
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-40405026
A chimp's genetic wiring is such that they pack on massive muscles which are completely useless after about 10s of use. The human body is much more composite albeit weaker in the short-term.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:23:20 GMT
No. 24901470
>>24901478
>>24901465
10 seconds is all they need to tear your face off
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:24:39 GMT
No. 24901474
>>24901478
>>24901480
>>24901465
So how do they swing on trees for hours then?
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:25:22 GMT
No. 24901476
>>24901457
Majority of people are useless eaters socially engineered to consume the current thing.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:25:41 GMT
No. 24901478
>>24901485
>>24901470
That's true.
>>24901474
They don't. Chimps are great apes not monkeys. I think the only great apes which swing on trees are orangutans and even they're not very good at it compared to macacos.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:26:26 GMT
No. 24901480
>>24901485
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:27:53 GMT
No. 24901482
>>24901497
>>24901444
>another strawman argument
>claims anyone other then self is the irrational one
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:28:11 GMT
No. 24901485
>>24901494
>>24901478
>>24901480
So they're equivalent of gymbros that could get beaten in a fist fight by a bernd? What's the usecase?
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:29:15 GMT
No. 24901494
>>24901499
>>24901485
I wouldn't be stupid enough to attempt a fistfight with a chimp. If a fight must be performed, I'd like to be armed with a gun (and my loicense).
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:30:11 GMT
No. 24901497
>>24901500
>>24901482
There's nothing wrong with experimenting on humans, every human born is a social experiment in itself. People give birth to new humans with 0 plans or knowledge about how to raise one, if you're on this website, you should have a general idea of what I am talking about.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:31:20 GMT
No. 24901499
>>24901494
Well yeah, chimps are stronger than gymbros.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:31:49 GMT
No. 24901500
>>24901510
>>24901497
I am not going to get roped into a off topic debate on a strawman with a idiot.
Stop trying.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:35:14 GMT
No. 24901510
>>24901500
I can see that your parents experimented on you with gravity, have a nice day.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 09:33:04 GMT
No. 24901667
>>24901418
Pretty much. You can also rob them afterwards, since they clearly have extra disposable income which will help you survive.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 10:00:15 GMT
No. 24901781
>>24901791
Chimps have more muscle growth, which is regulated by peptide hormones, not steroids. This is known and has been applied, you may remember those GMO mice with extreme muscle growth, or the belgian cattle race, which has been bred by traditional methods. However, al of that comes at a price. Humans evolved to endure long phases of starvation, be able to do long distance running, walking and so on. Back in the stone age I mean. Not living in the trees anymore quickly makes that muscle mass obsolete and slim weaker humans had an advantage.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 10:03:49 GMT
No. 24901791
>>24901821
>>24901781
Well nigga gmo me up i wanna be swole
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 10:05:51 GMT
No. 24901794
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 10:12:37 GMT
No. 24901821
>>24901791
Those results were created with generations of selective breeding.
"You" can't be made swole using such methods.
Significantly altering the genome and gene expression of a already living organism to that degree without killing it or giving it uber-cancer isn't really a thing in complex organism yet.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:16:50 GMT
No. 24902308
>>24902396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_UzLxmR1Vw
Drobishevskiy is based. He said that chimps are very strong and can tear up your arm easily. They have to throw their body mass from tree to tree daily. Sapiens are not so strong as our ancestors because we don’t need so much brute power to survive any more.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:21:19 GMT
No. 24902319
Genes, of course. But humans traded strength for dexterity. Look at apes trying to hold things. It's like they're anesthetized.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:24:10 GMT
No. 24902328
>>24902424
>>24901395
>we have trained chimps to start fire and to cook their food, their response? They prefer the extra laborious effort just for the better taste
That's false, they prefer the taste of cooked food. The problem is, they lack the cognitive abilities (as of now) for advanced toolmaking so after people take away their oven they don't know how to make it.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:25:11 GMT
No. 24902333
Are you retarded?!
Monkeys literally have wars against other monkey tribes and EAT THEIR ENEMIES ALIVE, also they eat smaller monkeys ALIVE.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:29:10 GMT
No. 24902346
>>24901087
This is a super power, locating tools in the workshop with a blink of an eye would be awesome. You'd have a John Wick tier situational awareness.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:42:41 GMT
No. 24902396
>>24902308
>Drobishevskiy is base
He is pro-Pidorashka, so he is cringe.
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:51:23 GMT
No. 24902424
>>24902328
yes, they like the taste so much they will hold off eating raw ingredients, something niggers, women, and you would never think of doing
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:55:21 GMT
No. 24902440
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 13:01:32 GMT
No. 24902453
Dunno about chimps but a gorilla eats like 80 pounds of veggies a day
Bernd
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 13:42:10 GMT
No. 24902623
Monkes in wild do are in gym 24/7
Bernd
Thu, 28 Nov 2024 03:42:12 GMT
No. 24906744
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Bernd
Thu, 28 Nov 2024 03:43:28 GMT
No. 24906749
you will NEVER be brasilian
you will ALWAYS be a circumcised mutt cuck who sharts its pants
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