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Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:09:45 GMT No. 24901087 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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>eat nuts and berries >grows massive muscles for absolutely no reason How come science niggas haven't figured this shit out yet? How come we don't have monkey muscle DNA or owl night vision eyes DNA?
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Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:14:19 GMT No. 24901093
weakest brasilian
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:21:24 GMT No. 24901104
they had an active life style. animals they attempt to release to the wild are weak as fuck. some serf with a diet of wheat could beat the shit out of a westerner that eats 70% meat
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:22:08 GMT No. 24901105 >>24901116
>owl night vision eyes Because seeing many colors during the day is more useful to human beans.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:27:59 GMT No. 24901108
>>24901087 >>24901087 >How come science niggas haven't figured this shit out yet? But it did. Be 90cm tall and do pull ups all day, you'll look like that too.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:31:01 GMT No. 24901113
Goyim must be weak enough
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:35:00 GMT No. 24901116
>>24901105 The point being to have human vision PLUS owl night vision
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:43:00 GMT No. 24901120 >>24901134
>>24901087 >>eat nuts and berries Chimps hunt and eat animals.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:53:53 GMT No. 24901133 >>24901179
>no reason <Average human male have 500 ng/dL of testosterone. <Average chimpanzee have 3000 ng/dL of testosterone. We know what makes us different, but we also know the advantages and problems related to those differences. You can be just like them, you don't even need DNA, but that comes at a cost. You want the muscles, but do you want the shorter lifespan, aggressiveness and stupidity?
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:54:00 GMT No. 24901134 >>24901353
>>24901120 Nod really. It's the same reason gorillas and elephants maintain mass without raw eggs and creatine and youtube lifting videos. Faggots will explain it away the way you do.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:54:18 GMT No. 24901135
They grow huge muscles because swinging from branches since child Ability to use strength is also substantially neurological but hu-sissies are wired to take care of their bodies instead of just ripping their arms out of their sockets
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 06:17:54 GMT No. 24901179
>>24901133 Are you retarded? >Average testosterone levels in each species and sex were as follows: male chimpanzees 0.27 ng/ml That's 27 ng/dl.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 06:19:47 GMT No. 24901183 >>24901371
They are slightly stronger than children, do you want to be like that? You aleady are.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 06:28:24 GMT No. 24901201
I mog them at walking, not even kidding, humans, including me can walk for a real long time. Also run. I can even smoke at the same time and still beat them. Otherwise they have more of these fast STR muscles, better connected to the bones, at better angles, and less neural inhibition of the muscles, that means they can use a larger percentage of muscle fibers at a time.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:31:16 GMT No. 24901321
shimps eat meat sometimes they need muscles to climb trees
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:42:52 GMT No. 24901353
>>24901134 You fucking retard, even a deer if it finds a badly hidden nest of a bird or a rodent for whatever reason... It WILL eat the free meat. They also most likely eat a lot of insects just by virtue of being primarily grazers. Every living creature is an omnivore, the only difference is a scale of inclination and ability to do the killing. A deer cannot really kill you the same way a wolf can, but if it somehow gained human intelligence, it might figure something out, one kick is all it would take to knock you out.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:45:30 GMT No. 24901363 >>24901376
>>24901087 If you Jump from tree to tree and fuck all day, you would also get muscles like him
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:47:52 GMT No. 24901371 >>24901394
>>24901183 They are stronger than humans, human's only advantage in this world is artillery, "intelligence" is barely a thing, most inventions are less than 500 years old because average human is a retard and for our entire history we didn't do more than bash eachother with sticks and stones.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:48:33 GMT No. 24901375
our guts are shorter which lets them convert plant material better than us
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:48:35 GMT No. 24901376
>>24901363 Human's hands disallow this, you should see how a monkey swings in real time.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:51:16 GMT No. 24901377 >>24901380 >>24901384
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>eats grass >is a giant mass of muscle
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:53:47 GMT No. 24901380
>>24901377 Deer cannot survive on grass alone.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:55:07 GMT No. 24901384 >>24901391
>>24901377 Elephants munch so much their teeth get replaced several times in their ~40 years lifetime, and they still can die of hunger when their teeth finally stop regrowing.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:55:56 GMT No. 24901388 >>24901392 >>24901395
> How come we don't have monkey muscle DNA or owl night vision eyes DNA? Because we are humans and not monkeys or owls It isn't like you can just inject bits of other animal DNA like a video game upgrade. Biology doesn't actually work that way. It's also something that can't even be ethically and legally expermented with in humans. In other animals gene splicing is a slow process filled with massive amounts of failure. Plants are easier to splice but even then it is a slow development process with many failures. It's not a easy thing, a simple thing, it isn't realistically possible within any of our lifetimes.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:56:45 GMT No. 24901391
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>>24901384 >regrows their teeth every 2 weeks heh, nothing personnel humans
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:57:10 GMT No. 24901392 >>24901396
>>24901388 >Biology doesn't actually work that way. proofs?
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:57:59 GMT No. 24901394 >>24901401
>>24901371 > human's only advantage in this world is artillery, endurance. Do you know it?
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:58:29 GMT No. 24901395 >>24901400 >>24902328 >>24902440
>>24901388 >it's dae heckin unethicalerino! lol ok mr monkey experimenter, remember: we have trained chimps to start fire and to cook their food, their response? They prefer the extra laborious effort just for the better taste, showing that unlike niggers, they have ability to reason about future actions.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:58:45 GMT No. 24901396 >>24901406
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>>24901392
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:59:52 GMT No. 24901400 >>24901404
>>24901395 What you said is unrelated to anything I brought up.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:00:54 GMT No. 24901401 >>24901413
>>24901394 most bernds give up in less than 3 responses, my endurance in responding to people who hate me and don't even try to understand me is unique anomaly that most humans don't have. Same is true for endurance in activities like walking, majority of people get into their car just to go to store kilometer away.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:02:10 GMT No. 24901404 >>24901434
>>24901400 Humans experiment in monkeys which is worse than experimenting on niggers or women, because monkeys are more sentient. Either start experimenting on human embryos right now or stop abusing monkeys.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:02:56 GMT No. 24901406 >>24901431
>>24901396 Appeal to authority smh...
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:06:19 GMT No. 24901413 >>24901418
>>24901401 No, you just have no life worth defending, so you only fight on kc. People who use cars should be whipped tbh.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:08:22 GMT No. 24901418 >>24901667
>>24901413 So 99% of people should be whipped, who's gonna do it, people like me who walk everyday and don't even have a driver's license?
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:09:24 GMT No. 24901422
Survival of the fittest tbh
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:14:27 GMT No. 24901431
>>24901406 >Ask for source >gets butthurt when given a source
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:15:38 GMT No. 24901434 >>24901444
>>24901404 You aren't making a rational argument. Also your whole line of argumentation is still unrelated to what I actually said.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:17:57 GMT No. 24901444 >>24901457 >>24901460 >>24901482
>>24901434 You're the one who's irrational, there's nothing irrational about genetically engineering humans (the only species we didn't genetically engineer yet).
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:18:33 GMT No. 24901446
Those are just poser muscles, i could beat him in an 1v1
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:21:09 GMT No. 24901457 >>24901476
>>24901444 We are already genetically engineered to the best degree.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:21:33 GMT No. 24901460
>>24901444 Humans now are 90% microplastics That's engineered tbh
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:22:08 GMT No. 24901465 >>24901470 >>24901474
Chimps in particular have a lot of low-stamina fast-twitch muscle https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-40405026 A chimp's genetic wiring is such that they pack on massive muscles which are completely useless after about 10s of use. The human body is much more composite albeit weaker in the short-term.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:23:20 GMT No. 24901470 >>24901478
>>24901465 10 seconds is all they need to tear your face off
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:24:39 GMT No. 24901474 >>24901478 >>24901480
>>24901465 So how do they swing on trees for hours then?
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:25:22 GMT No. 24901476
>>24901457 Majority of people are useless eaters socially engineered to consume the current thing.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:25:41 GMT No. 24901478 >>24901485
>>24901470 That's true. >>24901474 They don't. Chimps are great apes not monkeys. I think the only great apes which swing on trees are orangutans and even they're not very good at it compared to macacos.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:26:26 GMT No. 24901480 >>24901485
>>24901474 They don't.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:27:53 GMT No. 24901482 >>24901497
>>24901444 >another strawman argument >claims anyone other then self is the irrational one
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:28:11 GMT No. 24901485 >>24901494
>>24901478 >>24901480 So they're equivalent of gymbros that could get beaten in a fist fight by a bernd? What's the usecase?
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:29:15 GMT No. 24901494 >>24901499
>>24901485 I wouldn't be stupid enough to attempt a fistfight with a chimp. If a fight must be performed, I'd like to be armed with a gun (and my loicense).
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:30:11 GMT No. 24901497 >>24901500
>>24901482 There's nothing wrong with experimenting on humans, every human born is a social experiment in itself. People give birth to new humans with 0 plans or knowledge about how to raise one, if you're on this website, you should have a general idea of what I am talking about.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:31:20 GMT No. 24901499
>>24901494 Well yeah, chimps are stronger than gymbros.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:31:49 GMT No. 24901500 >>24901510
>>24901497 I am not going to get roped into a off topic debate on a strawman with a idiot. Stop trying.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:35:14 GMT No. 24901510
>>24901500 I can see that your parents experimented on you with gravity, have a nice day.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 09:33:04 GMT No. 24901667
>>24901418 Pretty much. You can also rob them afterwards, since they clearly have extra disposable income which will help you survive.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 10:00:15 GMT No. 24901781 >>24901791
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Chimps have more muscle growth, which is regulated by peptide hormones, not steroids. This is known and has been applied, you may remember those GMO mice with extreme muscle growth, or the belgian cattle race, which has been bred by traditional methods. However, al of that comes at a price. Humans evolved to endure long phases of starvation, be able to do long distance running, walking and so on. Back in the stone age I mean. Not living in the trees anymore quickly makes that muscle mass obsolete and slim weaker humans had an advantage.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 10:03:49 GMT No. 24901791 >>24901821
>>24901781 Well nigga gmo me up i wanna be swole
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 10:05:51 GMT No. 24901794
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Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 10:12:37 GMT No. 24901821
>>24901791 Those results were created with generations of selective breeding. "You" can't be made swole using such methods. Significantly altering the genome and gene expression of a already living organism to that degree without killing it or giving it uber-cancer isn't really a thing in complex organism yet.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:16:50 GMT No. 24902308 >>24902396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_UzLxmR1Vw Drobishevskiy is based. He said that chimps are very strong and can tear up your arm easily. They have to throw their body mass from tree to tree daily. Sapiens are not so strong as our ancestors because we don’t need so much brute power to survive any more.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:21:19 GMT No. 24902319
Genes, of course. But humans traded strength for dexterity. Look at apes trying to hold things. It's like they're anesthetized.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:24:10 GMT No. 24902328 >>24902424
>>24901395 >we have trained chimps to start fire and to cook their food, their response? They prefer the extra laborious effort just for the better taste That's false, they prefer the taste of cooked food. The problem is, they lack the cognitive abilities (as of now) for advanced toolmaking so after people take away their oven they don't know how to make it.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:25:11 GMT No. 24902333
Are you retarded?! Monkeys literally have wars against other monkey tribes and EAT THEIR ENEMIES ALIVE, also they eat smaller monkeys ALIVE.
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>>24901087 This is a super power, locating tools in the workshop with a blink of an eye would be awesome. You'd have a John Wick tier situational awareness.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:42:41 GMT No. 24902396
>>24902308 >Drobishevskiy is base He is pro-Pidorashka, so he is cringe.
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:51:23 GMT No. 24902424
>>24902328 yes, they like the taste so much they will hold off eating raw ingredients, something niggers, women, and you would never think of doing
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:55:21 GMT No. 24902440
>>24901395 ESL
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 13:01:32 GMT No. 24902453
Dunno about chimps but a gorilla eats like 80 pounds of veggies a day
Bernd Wed, 27 Nov 2024 13:42:10 GMT No. 24902623
Monkes in wild do are in gym 24/7
Bernd Thu, 28 Nov 2024 03:42:12 GMT No. 24906744
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Bernd Thu, 28 Nov 2024 03:43:28 GMT No. 24906749
you will NEVER be brasilian you will ALWAYS be a circumcised mutt cuck who sharts its pants
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