i dont know, assault sounds pretty bad

>Be glad you never had to deal with the justice system Bernd, it's backwards and fucked up. The trick is to not commit crimes. Or at least not be caught committing crimes.

i've been a few times in juvie very briefly and a couple times also very briefly a couple days in adult prisons

i remember i was always solitary apart from the other prisoners who socialized with each other

avoidant i always was

how much bbc did you suck?

Worst place I've ever been in was alternative school. It's basically one step away from prison. I knew a couple of kids there who went on to murder and other shit.

yes released me from county jail and on the way out they returned to me the things I stole

>>24900681 >assault sounds pretty bad Guy headbutted me and I gave him a black eye, arresting officer was a rookie who had no idea what he's doing. Simple

>>24900710 >I knew a couple of kids there who went on to murder and other shit. Damn. Tell me more dude. A lot of my friends from high school are dead from OD's

>>24900734 Wasn't there a trial? Also ten months for punching someone? Bullshitometer is off the charts.

>>24900753 I'll explain it to you Once charged officers statements are taken at face value Officer charged me with 6 charges of assault even though I was the one assaulted on my property, the other party got the worse of it I should have killed him I tell my lawyer, take it to trial I was assaulted, he's lying It goes to trial... Prosecutor is pushing based off evidence (a black eye) I take a guilty plea, if found guilty during trial I'd be in prison right now. The real story is I was attacked while talking to someone and defended myself, giving him the black eye, then called the police myself. Never call the police in the USA/Canada.

just don't be criminal scum you fucking subhuman if I'm going to prison it's for murdering several politicians in a very gruesome and sadistic fashion

>>24900786 contradictory statement, recorded

>>24900762 Totally fabricated story. Why plead guilty if you were assaulted? No evidence of your injury? The officer you called out said you attacked the other guy first? Lying on the internet is serious dude. You could go down for a long time if you keep this up.

>>24900762 This is why everyone has security cameras/dash cams/records everything on their phone.

>>24901729 You obviously have no idea how the justice system works. Why plead guilty? Because otherwise it goes to trial and that's a toss up whether you get convicted or not, if convicted even if you aren't guilty, you going to prison boy.