If you were rich you'd have someone handle your urination and bowel movements, like Cartman from South Park.

I'm sure you can pay a black market nurse to insert it before a gaming session

> not peeing on your chair/floor You will never be a real gamer.

They're not very pleasant and there is a risk of infection and getting scratched by it. You could maybe try using a condom catheter instead.

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>>24883752 you dont want to do that, its unpleasant as fuck, and after you remove it it will be painful and hard to urinante for some time, just tape a hose to your dick

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Having a catheter is the most unpleasant thing ever. Also pee always leaked outside my cock, it didn't go all in the tube.

You need lots of lubricant and lidocaine for numbing, inserting it and removing takes time and patience.

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>>24883752 Some whores (usually in the BDSM sector) are offering those services; there you can get some advice since (at least one i know) is a former nurse or they have some medical training in this area.

Are there any actual bottle pissers here? It's on such a level of degeneracy that I find hard to understand. Maybe with major physical + mental disabilities you will fall to such practises, but I just can't understand how hard is it to walk a couple meters into the toilet where there is running water and sewage systems

>>24883752 You're a disgusting creature.

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>>24884385 what if you live on a boat anchored in a marina? having a working running toilet on a boat is big hussle. for shitting you can go to the marina toilet, but it is too much to go there for pissing. so you can just piss into bottles with big opening, like some ice tea bottles. then just throw them away together with your trash into the dumpster

>>24883752 why not just wear programmer diapers?

>>24884385 >Are there any actual bottle pissers here? Yes, and I love it. >It's on such a level of degeneracy that I find hard to understand. Opinion discarded. It saves a lot of water, and time, a small towel is enough to remove residual pee from the dick. I pee into the large 5L water bottles that we have here and put a small amount of detergent into it. It is also crucial to have severall gallons of old rancid piss stored on the balcony, in case gypsies or hobos are camping nearby, or other thugs start making noise. Also great to punish noisy dogs on front porches, very common here. I pee a lot, and I love to drink beer or tea when using the PC. If I dont flush the toiled after peeing, it will stink awful quickly. I generally use my toilet as little as possible and shit at work or in public loos. That way my toilet at home is always clean.

>>24885237 They have very specific rules and laws for boats and authorities can enter your vessel any time for inspections. In theory you are not permittet to flush your sewage into the water but I guess most sailors do it anyway.

Male nurse here, it's not hard at all unless you have an enlarged prostate. Lots of people (especially those with enlarged prostates) do intermittent catheterization of themselves because they can't pee that well on their own. Usually you use some kind of lubrication gel and/or local anesthetic as well

>>24883752 My father got it in Hospital included with germs like a good german hospital today. Took them 4 Weeks to take it out and give him antibiotics. Think before you act in best germany. You get faster and better threatment in burgerland.

>>24885324 Yikes. European medical care is like going to the dollar store. American medical care is like going to louie vuitton

>>24885290 nice idea about detergent. when i tried pissing in bottles the stench was absolutely ungodly and i couldnt endure it, even just after one day, so i abandoned the idea

>>24885297 my plan does not include discharging waste into the water

>>24885352 You sensitive

>>24885370 i am a bit on the sensitive side, i guess, yes

>>24885352 if you use liquid laundry detergent, the empty bottles of that are ideal. You will not smell anything. Wipe the area around the lid and rinse then once with a bit of water. Save that water for the next 2 bottles. worst option: empty protein powder plastic container. I should have known, but I was drunk and that container was within reach. Next morning I was hit by the worst smell ever. Another option to prevent breakdown if piss to ammonia and bacteria (source of smell) is strong basic salt like calcium hydroxide. I am however too scared of burning my dick upon accidental contact. I once put a bottle of really rancid piss (6Liter) into my backpack to punish a nearby dog. The bottle was leaking just a bit. I fulfilled my mission, but almost vomited and took a full shower with clothes and backpack when I was back home. Had to use cold water first to flush most of it, because hot water intensified the smell beyond tolerable levels. That dog waz quiet for a long time.

>>24885603 based pissing expert

>>24883752 with proper lube it's really easy and shouldn't hurt, but taking it out could hurt a lot >>24883812

ive had this, took male nurse 5 seconds to put it in and 5 seconds to take it out, he was an expert with cocks and i felt nothing but slight discomfort

>>24885795 literally me

>>24883752 I can't even imaging having to do that.

>>24885798 >>24885807 i cringe so hard at the thought of putting something down my cock but its a nothing burger if done right you won't feel it

>>24885603 >>24885290 Powerful.