>>24883378 Lol

shout FILHO DA PUTA AHHH GOSTOSA at her

how does she look like? is she hot?

start calling her a monkey tell her to climb a tree eat a banana

>>24883601 She is actually quite cute, blue eyes, tanned skin and cute little bunda and tummy. She is mainly of European descent, but also has a decent chunk of mystery meat in her genes, probably natives.

>>24883378 Is it normal in br to say R as H?

call her TCHUCHUCA, it's slang from the 2000's, it could be either interpreted as endearing or vulgar, take your chance :DDDdd t. brazilian abroad

>>24883957 Vem cá tchuchuca linda. Am I doing this right?

>>24884070 ptbr is so fun :DD caralho :D

>>24883321 Is this picture canon?

tell her ABRA BOCA

>>24884471 That's what I'll be telling you while you're standing on your knees, trannie.

>>24884547 kys, fat faggot

>The only word in Brazilian I know are bunda, sopa and macaco. Combine them adding "de" in betwen Sopa de macaco Sopa de bunda Macaco de bunda

>>24884973 de is pronounced dje, right?

>>24885045 Yes, and both T and K become a "tchi" sound if they are at the end of a word.

>>24884070 I think I accidentally nasalised the D so it sounds like N. I'm not used to nasalization.

Almost no br balls attended my threada ;__;

>>24885058 At the end of words, O becomes U, and E becomes I.

>>24885832 I noticed that to. So that means it's actually pronounced macacu

I'll only help you out if you're the Bavarian I like

>>24883321 bunda = bunda buceta = pussy pica/piroca/pau/rola/caralho = cock (caralho is also an expletive and most often used that way, mostly like "fuck") porra = expletive, means cum puta = bitch rapariga = basically bitch, means "gal" in Portugal so only works on Brazilians sexo = sexo Make words diminutives for extra effect, like "bucetinha", literally "small pussy"

Tell her that she ignoring you was "a gota d'água" and because of it you will "chutar o balde" by showing her "com quantos paus se faz uma canoa". She will be impressed by your mastery of 巴西成语 and will reward you with ~pink~ brown pussy.

>>24885843 Yes.

Ask her which one of these she identifies herself as.

>>24889946 What is the use of vagabunda? The word exists in spanish but it is something like hobo

>>24890890 If it's male, then it means hobo. If it's female, then you're calling her a slut.

>>24890898 Ah, I see

>>24883636 H doesn't have a sound in portuguese like in Humano, Humor, Hoje.

>>24883636 It is in a few Southeast Brazilian dialects.

>>24889751 I am the half Russkij twink that sometimes cooks weird stuff

>>24890808 >com quantos paus se faz uma canoa What's the meaning of that one?

Call her buceta rosa. You'll be calling her white while at the same time sexualizing her. She's going to love it.

>>24891234 She is very feminist, she'll definitely hate me

>>24891270 Call her grelo duro or greluda then.

>>24891283 Is this a slur against feminists? Why "hard sprout"?

>>24891320 Oh, now I get it, it means "hard clit", lol

>>24891320 Look it up on xvideos.

How is this dish, low in vitamins and minerals and high in fat?? it's a monkey! Not pork! And soup is one of the most nutritive dishes out there!!!

>>24891543 Maybe they used uncle fatty as an ingredient

>>24891015 >The half russ Oh so yeah, you're the cool one. >I cook weird stuff What? Are you the snail cooker or the suspicious food cooker? That's news, I thought your main interests were language and illustration

Well anyways, my tip is for you to quickly demonstrate (sexual) affection towards her, like within the first 3 months, most brazilian women have a "potential date period" even shorter than american women, so unfortunately oftentimes the "become her friend first" idea is usually a massive risk with high failrates, try to see how she reacts to being approached by others, usually it is a good idea to show her that you want to make her your gf very early, perhaps you should learn some affectionate words with (low) sexual undertone, like gatinha --- only if she's above 25 (it means kitty/little cat, it is a bit old by now though). Always remember that most bernds have no experience dating, (normal) Brazilian women make 0 efforts to advance stuff most of the time, and the few that do, do so in a very bydloid way.

>>24893377 I cooked the snails and I cooked the brains and tongues. >language and illustrations Fuck, I need to work hader on those against! Ever since the Ausbildung began I jad no energy for those ToT Well, I'm also learning about language in my Ausbildung, but I have to also deal with a lot of medical and pedagogic stuff…

Imagine the sheer amount of sex she's already had, and evidently none of it was with Bernd

>>24891222 Seems like a dick joke

>>24893477 She is very young and also has a bf, I just wanted to see her reaction if I said some Brazilian phrases, but I'm sometimes to crass to have that surprise factor and turn people against or simply put them off. I think it would be really funny to say something like "come here, cutie" in an old fashioned and humourous way, but in my experience with girls, there is a big possibility that a girl will call you a weirdo pervert behind your back instead of finding it funny and that's kinda risky.

I don't think it's good for her to be in contact with a bernd

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>>24893377 >>24893477 Are you the drawbernd who made the productivity threada recently? You should make another one.

I didn't talk to her today, but in a fortnight she's going to be my desk neighbour.

>>24895429 >>24895434 Yeh that's me, it's been quite a few months already, I might make another threada once my job stops sucking all my free time, I wasn't satisfied with the previous thread because I couldn't provide any detailed drawening for bernds, nor prevent occasional derails. >>24897606 I hope you're not planning to NTR another man O_o

>>24898881 >I hope you're not planning to NTR another man O_o No, lol. If the opportunity arose though, I probably would, because I'm such a thirsty bastard… I can remember back then when you made this productivity thread I started to argue about anime with some other Brazilian jackass, pretty much the opposite of productivity.

>>24901095 >If the opportunity arose though, I probably would, because I'm such a thirsty bastard… Won't that stain your image though? If that were to happen would you want to turn her into your gf? Once a cheater always a cheater, if you think that won't stain your image/don't care, pumping and dumping the cheater would be the best option IMO. >I started to argue about anime with some other Brazilian jackass I think I started to ignore them at some point. I'd make sense if he were learning JP, I'd love to see what material bernds have been using to learn vocab/kanji, I think next time I make a thread I'll especially mention what topics the thread wasn't meant for, Maybe I'd accept Light Novels (no Visual novels) and other medium if they're very old and/or obscure, but that's already a grey zone. That thread was meant to be a pilot, at first I meant to experiment with different formats every week, but then KC slowed down a lot and it lasted for longer than it should've.

>>24901298 >Won't that stain your image though? If that were to happen would you want to turn her into your gf? Honestly, something like that would never happen (I think). I know I ain't igly in any way, but I honestly think I am too neurodivergent or emotionally disturbed to ever acquire a normie gf. If a girl I was into were to aggressively pursuit me, I would give in instantly, but the manic pixie dream girl is just a cope phantasy anyway. I need to get real for once. >>24901298 >I'd make sense if he were learning JP He was just very autistic about old anime and hated everything newer with a passion without any reason. Well, not that I was much better by arguing. <Reddit space Anyway, I spoke today to the Brazilian girl in class and told her about how I learned to say "vem cá garota bonita" and she told me it sounds impolite

>>24902952 >He was just very autistic about old anime and hated everything newer with a passion without any reason. Yeah I remember him, it is always a regrettable experience to engage with haterbernds >Vem cá garota bonita lol, maybe that phrase sounds good in german, but it sounds quite weird, I'd expect it to appear in some 70s movie with goons harassing a woman, it sounds similarly weird in English too, it is very easy to sound bydloish in pt-br, keep in mind that if a sentence sounds weird in English OR Spanish, then it probably also sounds weird in Portuguese too, women usually like it when guys use diminutives (bonita=bonitinha, gata=gatinha), so next time you might want to implement that too.

I'm helping you, for money

>>24904493 >I'd expect it to appear in some 70s movie with goons harassing a woman Lol, literally me. I wish I had the time to sit down and really take a good look at brPortuguese, it's becoming more and more intriguing.

>>24905241 Its called BRASILIAN, nigger You wanna talk poortugese go look for Manoel

>>24905265 Do you speak American?

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