Lindsay putting yurps in their place

This thread is about cats. Please discuss cats here.

Your take on this? Mine is black coffee with cigarettes.

is there too much immigration in your cunt

Ordered 2 pizzas because I didn't think the first one registered as it didn't show up on the order history (it did register for it was delivered)

Do men like these exist unironically in the US? How can I become one?

Took amphetamines and gooned so much so now my cock and wrist hurts.

lena, a little octobrist, lived in a big soviet city. she really loved dandelions, the most common flower of her concrete urban wasteland. having fallen seriously ill and being on the edge of death, lena told her mother: — mom, why are you crying? are you afraid that i'm going to die?i'll just become a dandelion puff and fly all over the world, i will fly over to you too, and you will remember me. then she died. the end

I fucking hate the right wing in this country so much And foreigners that are right wing are jealous of us over it Literally all I want/need is a high IQ white man that wants to stop Jewish influence and white genocide Instead we get fucking retarded cranks with a peasant mentality that thinks we need to ban milk pasteurization and raw meat. I know this might be controversial, but I actually don’t think all vaccines have microchips from Bill Gates planted in them either, and I highly doubt there will be a mass dieoff of vaxxies

Because of my neck pain I can no longer sit in front of the computer for long periods of time I spend most of my time in bed, kohlposting from my mobile.

Which one you buying?

I never had an car in my life I never driver a car in my life Did I miss out on it? The only thing which whould make me fun whould be a van or somehting to build a secound living room. But my there is moar

Has anyone died from COVID-19 in the war in Ukraine?

I OHP more than I squat I bench more than I deadlift

>Do calisthenics at home >Get a halogen lamp >Take aesthetic photos >Pop an aspirin and get erect >Take nudes >Join femboy groups on Discord >Post one of your photos every week >DM overflow >Pale slim-waisted twinks line up to get fucked >Meet up with a few people >Literal few months later >""""Anon do you have Telegram"""" >Don't want to give it because you follow every mena terrorist groups altright meme ch and other edgy groups >Say no >""""Hey your photos are being shared in this group I talked to him but he didn’t recognize me probably his a fake"""" >Literal gay group >Find the guy that sharing your photos >He has saved every single one you’ve ever posted >Big hairy dudes replying to your pics with "You’re amazing" >Feel disgusted >Ask the guy why he’s sharing your photos >"They're mine" swears at your mom and blocks you >Tell the admin get him banned >Few weeks later >""""Anon someone is using your photos on grindr"""" >Download the app search the username find the guy >Empty profile.jpg >Chat normally try to get to know him >Find out the person using your photos is a 40-year-old dude >Report the account >Nothing happens >Delete all your accounts and disappear Im fucked If he were close to me, I would kill him, but he's 500 km away.

Is Lex Fridman right? Was it Zelensky who started it?

Threads (meta) is hilarious. Zuck banned the moderation and anyone can post whaveter you want there. There is also a fuckton of leftist, but its funny to go there and call them faggots. My govern pay for chills to shiptost pro govern shit there, and i vandalize their page. Also the niggers posting there are afeminated as fuck. They literally start to cry if you post any mild critic against them. I feel kind bad when i being harsh to someone and realise its some old white guy or woman.

How was Bernd's vacation to Kolberg?

>give people drugs like candy for years >woah why is there millions of schizo hobo fent zombies

Bernd's option on the Brazilian superman?

Post your snacks. Im fat because my school colleague gift me everyday lot of food. Pic releated today.

Should I become a teacher? Pros: > Gooberment benefits > The entire summer off > Relatively low working hours Cons: < Bullied by zoomer students < Bullied by entitled Karen parents < low pay Extrapolate your options

Nothing is more uninteresting than people who only talk about money and sex.

I fucking hate evangelical Christians I hate them more the jews and muslims America will be better off without them

Everything I like is illegal.

How are simple/minimal illustrations like this made? In Sketchup?

Vida na Bostil

Russians

>unites USA and Russia Doesn't he deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?

Any Threads which comes in your minde? You reminde for some reasons? Pic releated I know has his own PC now

What is the best was we in the EU can hurt America for humiliating Zelensky? Shall we ban American products? Expel American military? End sanctions on Russia? All of the above?

Gutan Morgan, Gutan Morgan Dankeschön — bitteschön Alles gut, alles gut Ist keine Problemeee...

>le burning car in le woods So what's the actual meaning behind this 'joke'? The bear wants warmth so bad he would die for it?

I start the day with a Lebakassemml, or better 2 Lebakassemmeln.

I think I hold kc record for the fastest time to drink a litr of milk. I just managed under 10 seconds.

>Fyre 2 will go ahead on the Mexican island of Isla Mujeres at the end of May. >Tickets cost between $US1,400 ($2,206) and $US1.1 million ($1.7 million). Does bernd has his tickets to fyre 2? The owner is out of jail and ready to put on another huge party. After the last one this would be a must-attend for sure.

This dude has gone insane. How are "other Europeans" Iranians? https://x.com/robertsepehr/status/1896617330530205783

I am incel that larps as volcel

https://apnews.com/article/europe-shootings-3b22ffd1934bf4871d797d149355615e

Can this man pass as a local in Sweden?

/int/ likes countryballs, but does /int/ like countryhumans?

Are we entering the real golden age of porn? With fast computers, AI enhance and super fast internet there is so much porn data to create new kinds of edits and shit. Plus billion mores of stars from countries that previously could not afford cameras and net...

I'm a leftist social-democrat deep inside when it comes to what a state should be, but I support right wing parties because I just hate leftist cucks with a burning passion. I will vote for pic related for president

Look what they Fins meme this year

Will Bernd claim the free GTA V that will be released on Steam soon?

>so yesterday when I was on a date with my girlfriend >my girlfriend said >me and my girlfriend think that >I think that my girlfriend >today I was going to meet my girlfriend as usual >have sex incel >asked my girlfriend about >yeah that just happened when I was with my girlfriend >my girlfriend thinks that

Why are children so sexy? asking for a friend

I'm not for Trump or Musk at all, but this is art.

I wouldn't be depressed if I had a gf with cute feet to worship

Just did my 3rd set of interviews while applying for a fulltime job at McDonalds as a crew member. I sleep soundly at night knowing that the enemies of the US (iran, china, russia) don't have any jobs and don't have any McDonalds

I'm jealous of people who have boring job. Do you have boring job?

I feel bad about Zelensky, I was programmed to identify with him. :(

https://www.10news.com/like-a-horror-movie-german-tourist-detained-by-ice-says-she-spent-week-in-solitary-confinement >A German tourist is fighting to get released from an immigration detention center after she was denied entry at the San Diego border and taken into custody by ICE last month. [...] >U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained the German tattoo artist after she tried to enter San Diego on January 25th from Tijuana with her American best friend. The two were traveling with tattoo equipment. [...] >Brösche told [ABC News] Team 10 she spent days detained in a cell at the San Diego border before being taken into custody by ICE. The agency then brought her to the Otay Mesa Detention Center where she’s now been for over a month. >She said she spent eight brutal days in solitary confinement in the facility. [...] >San Diego immigration attorney Tammy Lin said it was unusual that Brösche was detained. >“Typically, they'll ask the person, do you want to withdraw admission? They say, yes, then they will just release them on their way.” [...] >ICE spokeswoman Sandra Grisolia said in a statement Friday evening Brösche's detention is related "to the violation of the terms and conditions of her admission." >"All aliens in violation of U.S. immigration law may be subject to arrest, detention and, if found removable by final order, removal from the United States, regardless of nationality," she said. >The German consulate is aware of her case and is in close contact with U.S. authorities and Brösche’s family, said Danijel Skrelja, the Deputy Consul General in a statement.

If you have a Buffalo Wild Wings in your city (who doesn’t?) you need to stop what you’re doing and go eat the chipotle maple flavor wings. They’re only there for a limited time. These are everything that chicken wings are about: bbq flavor, a little spicy, not too sweet. This is what peak performance tastes like. God bless fried chicken wings.

duolinguo account names arent filtered so you have a bunch of people called childsex, childrape, childpredator, gasthekikes, killniggers and such its amazing how many of them there are.

hey guys check out this cool octopus I found at the beach

my tolerance for browns is slightly higher when It comes to anime girls

I only go to the gym to look at women in tight yoga pants. Sure I will lift heavy weights to impress the gyaldem. But as soon as there are no women I will just leave. Being in a room with dudes lifting is gay.

Why does wonderboy thombson give me pedo vibes?

Have you seen this man?!

Did you know that Chile is very, very evil, they landlocked Bolivia?

/b is 500 posts away from the 1 Crore GET Why don't you go there and spam a little? maybe even post some gore and shit eating while you are at it?

....the more off the rails the Government goes. I believe there are more actual threats to the German public that the Polizei can be concentrating their efforts on.

coworker talked about his new job after 6 months of being there, they sounded miserable and I noted that in my reply, telling them I feel sad for them. I don't know if that was appropriate but I genuinely felt like it. If it wasn't ok to say that I will know it in future now.

Any Bernd here use Emacs still? I've become an Emacs Whore again and reinstalled Spacemacs, although its maintenance is dodgy and every time I installed it in the past it eventually broke. I've been messing around with Org Mode and even remapped capslock to escape, which has become a trivial proceedure in Linux these days.

Hey, americans, it sucks that Norway isnt refueling your ships. But look at this; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_Pension_Fund_of_Norway There is a huge pile of norway money sitting iddle. I guess its only fair you seize some of it as reparation. Go ahead, do it, you are on own right to do it.

Where is the brown 'lac bandit?

Your drink is ready, Sir.

1) Trump vs Zelensky shouting match 2) Elon Musk interviewed by Joe Rogan 3) Oscars hosted by Conan O'Brien, probably some scripted scandal will happen So much good entertainment to choose from this weekend

Why they're obsessed with cuckstianity and cucktolicism unlike neighboring czechs who don't give a fuck?

I looked at Canada's political system. They basically don't have an electoral college system because their senate doesn't really matter. And that explains all the open border policies. Liberals just try to flood the cities with human refuse to gain more power. Thanks for reading.

There are a lot of Jews in Thailand. They like to come here for vacations. Where I am staying, there are several Jew businesses and a Jew center nearby. They all have guarded gates. You notice the Jews here as well. They are mostly short and unattractive. Think of the well known caricatures. They behave poorly. Yesterday I was at a shopping center and a woman set up her street hawker spot as a clown. She put on her makeup and costume and set was tying up balloons to appeal to children. Four Jews went over to her and started grabbing her balloons and harassing her. It's weird that these people are allowed to behave like this here. Or that they are allowed here at all.

How do Europeans plan on celebrating Ramadan this year?

Why has the American nation degenerated? All scientific progress in America is made by foreigners who go there to work for a lot of money. Now americans have elected President Camacho. What's next?

Food

Sperged out at my mum over something she turned out to be right about. Life exists to spit in my face.

Help me, Bernds. I'm doing a silly one-off project for a fren, and I'm doing well. I'm waiting for the fren to do some final measurements and stuff, and I'm ready for the last stretch. In the meantime I started to pimp to purple part, cause it's simplicity was an eyesore. My second take is much better, but I'm still not satisfied. It's curvy, it's smooth, it's not a straight line, but I find it vulgar. Here's what I came up with. Chicken legs won't do, cause it's ugly, and I want to route some wires on the back-side. The convex hull of 2 circles is simple and functional. The 3rd I made by adding a 3rd circle that kisses the other two, and I switch orbits. That's the golden printed one, the vulgar. The 4th is done with polynomial interpolation, and it's C^1 smooth. The 5th is much like the 4th, but it's C^2 smooth. Onions? Should I abandon the circle-pillars angle, and do it with splices all the way? That's a lot of control points. Should I use one big-ass polynomial, or do it piece-wise? What do I miss? What would Tengri do?

Redditors are so cringe its unreal, and they are just like KC and 4channers despite what you say.

>ncbi is down If your publications aren't indexed by ncbi - they don't exist. This is more important than taking the wikipedia offline (but for soyence).

Why was this memoryholed ?

manlet fanfiction

useless shitskin arabs couldnt kill brown jew who entered into wrong hood sissy arabs are really useless, cant even beat a cat

for most of you it's just monday. for me today could be a life changing day. please say a prayer for me Bernardo.

top 5 things I would forbid if I were KING 1. chain stores or restaurants 2. mowing the lawn before 11 AM 3. niggers 4. people leaving outdoor lights on all night long for no reason 5. blinding LED headlights

It's hot as fuck today, I am fucking melting here! Time to drink some hot steaming coffee!

friendship with trump is OVER. fuck trump

Omg JApan woaw!

banana republic

You come into a great sum of money. What's your most frivolous first purchase? Mine's commissioning a really nice Toxic Waste Emil statue.

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree this was a textbook false flag?

>stone age was 1000 times longer than the entire history that followed, up to the present day You cant even draw it to scale properly, its 1000 pixels to 1 pixel.

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Burgers?

Good Morning!

Wtf is this gay shit?

right or left

remember what they took from you

>"ALL I WANT IS WORLD PEACE" t. Donald The Trump

I think im going to become a 3d artist. I cant learn programming and i need to work from home.

A bit uncommon, but apparently it can work.