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>>25553673
R: 39 / F: 8

> there was no russification in USSR! < tertiary education was entirely in russian > b-b-b-but how can you make a Latvian and an Uzbek working in chelyabinsk understand each other? < Why do they need to understand each far away from their homelands? > reeeeeee nazi xoxol liberast!!1! Literally every time when sovok tries to refute the colonial nature of ussr.

>>25553861
R: 34 / F: 6

its very clear the era of humanitarian wars, moral foreign policy, rules based order is ending. 1989-2025. We now enter a multipolar world in which countries will be competing blocs, a world where might makes right and the big fish eat the little fish. Everyone seems to have realized it except the EU and the UK.

>>25552705
R: 46 / F: 10

Yuropoors btfo

>>25553556
R: 43 / F: 11

I hate cockholes because they devolved the meaning of freedom. There is no freedom in Ukraine. Human hunters catch men on the streets and throw them into meat grinder. Journalists are disappearing. Internet is controlled. People are not allowed to speak their native language. The nazi salut became the official salut. Propaganda and lie is everywhere. and they say that they are fighting for freedom. They deliberately mismatch freedom with independence. They speak like they are already democracy but not the most corrupted country in Europe. Pigs should allowed to talk about freedom. Don’t touch this this word with your nazi mouths. Don’t dare speak about freedom while you are nazi cockholes from an authoritarian fail state.

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Russia-NATO war is inevitable at this point
R: 306 / F: 76

Recently Putin divided Western military district into two: Moscow and Leningrad districts. What he do it for? Simple. Because it's attack Baltic states from two directions. Moscow district will strike though Belarus to Latvia and probably Poland isolating Baltics from NATO. Leningrad will strike Latvia and Estonia. Don't forget Putin has nuclear weapons in Belarus. >Ha-ha, russian are dying in thousands in Ukraine, what are you talking about? Yeah, don't forget that the amount of military personnel in Baltic states is less than 50.000. Russias military reserve - 25 millions. It took 16 days for Russia to defeat Georgia. War will spark in this year. Why? 1. West hesitates. Hungary opposes NATO, Scholz is afraid to provoke Russia, republicans block aid. 2. US elections. Trump. They're not gonna fight for 1.5 million of people living in Baltic. 3. NATO supply shortages. 4. Russia is in a state of war. Constantly from now on. 5. Putin has only one strategy - raising the stakes. So, Bernd, prepare for war. Buy your own gear, weapons, take care of your body, health, teeth and so. War is inevitable. If you disagree you're either an idiot or a russian agent.

>>22774586
R: 326 / F: 115

New Brandon.

Mobnik finally got big news
R: 305 / F: 49

Guess what? Yeah I'm alive, but that's not it. Brief summary: We moved from Robotyne to the Mariinka direction. You might heard of Pobyeda, a tiny village with lots of fighting. The situation there was and is extremely hard even by our standards. Our command sent people to the village itself, they got killed, vounded and eventually evacuated. Thanks god I wasn't one of them. Then we started building a defensive line on its outskirts. The pidors allowed us to do it for some reason despite their full control of the sky. I helped load logs onto an m113, unload them on site and dig the trenches. People died during that process as well, but in smaller numbers. But then our company computer guy got demobilized, so I took his place. It was an awful job and a shitshow, but I managed. But wait, there's more, and it's the main part. After a week or so I got an offer to go to a rear unit from my m8, and I gladly took it. It seems like they offered it to everyone who had served since the creation of the brigade and didn't commit any fuckups aka СЗЧ, drunken misconduct, etc Long story short, I'm lying on a shitty bed somewhere in western Ukraine right now. I'm not sure for how long they'll let me stay here and do some silly duties, but I think I got at least a few months before they throw me to another combat brigade. So, happy ending of the mobnik saga?

>>22777956
R: 178 / F: 40

Imbecile nephew thread Two years ago that retard I can't believe that we are relatives by blood already was punished by a school principal, but I settled the problem. He said in the patriotic education lesson that V and Z symbols means Vladimir Zelensky and yelled Slava Ukraini. On Friday the fool wrote a little poem in English class, something like ...45 000 of bravest men Who died in vain On empty wastelands of Ukraine An English teacher she was employed during my school years and we are kinda frens wrote me in socials and told about it, saying that she must tell a principal about it, but she pretends that poem doesn't exist. How can I explain my relative stop doing this shit? I know that it was based according to KC, but I don't want that retard will be conscripted just after he graduated from school for his behaviour. His teachers are almost 100% pidorashkas and they are already watching him carefully.

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>>19285583
R: 359 / F: 59

The concept of "god" is so alien and unnecessary to me I don't understand why people even introduced it. Not to mention it's totally groundless. It's like believing in Santa Clause or the bogeyman. People should be embarrassed to admit they believe in such things.

Emigrating-
R: 160 / F: 41

I have a job offer in Norway. Its roughly the same salary (~90k) in Oslo. I am undecided. After spending so much time on KC I am convinced that Germany is a shithole that is doomed to fail and we will either all be replaced by arabs or a civil war will happen. However, its still my home country. Should I really emigrate? I have a good job and salary here and most importantly, is Norway even better than Germany, or am I just delaying the inevitable by another decade with leaving this shithole? Pls help Norge Bernds ;_; How is life? Whats Oslo like? I am already at A2 in Norwegian and lived abroad for 2 years, so its less about moving somewhere else, but this time a full emigration because of problems which might actually not be that serious but I fear /b/ has warped my mind

>>19287666
R: 100 / F: 8

Can't get over the fact my gf has fucked other men, when the post nut clarity hits I feel disgusted towards her being just a cum dumpster, how can men marry with such feels?

>>19288026
R: 114 / F: 24

Wagner chief Prigozhin tells Zelensky to abandon 'encircled' Bakhmut. Ukraine, you have fucking lost.

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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:05:40 GMT No. 25506880 [View thread] [Kohl]
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I don't need girlfriends or even industrial porn/hentai anymore. I have all my sexual needs fulfilled instantly by AI, powered by my chinese GPU card. This has lifted a very heavy weight from my psyche, and I feel liberated. The most exciting part is that videos are not even here yet.
Total posts: 18, files: 4 (Drowned at Wed, 26 Feb 2025 04:37:58 GMT)
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:50:35 GMT No. 25507038 >>25507049
>>25507033 You wish you were a nigga like me, rolling with a white loli in the passenger side polishing my black dick
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:53:58 GMT No. 25507049 >>25507216
>>25507038 Ok you got me
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 05:39:11 GMT No. 25507216 >>25507234
>>25507049 If you a real nigga like me you bumpin cocomelon in the whip outside the fuckin elementary school my nigga, lil ass bitch be bouncin on my dick my nigga, I cant be fuckin wit no lil ass girls my nigga but they be on my dick
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 05:39:41 GMT No. 25507219 SÄGE!
>>25506880 What a waste of technology honestly. So sad. You could have been more.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 05:42:53 GMT No. 25507234
>>25507216
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:35:24 GMT No. 25506989 [View thread] [Kohl]
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porn and paedophilia is jewish https://youtu.be/MYu8hfsSXfw
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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:33:10 GMT No. 25506984 [View thread] [Kohl]
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gf sent this
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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:24:50 GMT No. 25506956 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Used to work in a big cruise ship wanna ask me anything?
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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:25:25 GMT No. 25506958
No, thank you.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:29:00 GMT No. 25506967 (removed)
>>25506956 I have a question: How come every time I have a shower I get an uncontrollable urge to urinate after I've turned the water off? I mean, why can't I get that urge while the water is still running so the piss can flow down the drain with the soap and cam?
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:29:36 GMT No. 25506970 >>25506975
>>25506956 I have a question: How come every time I have a shower I get an uncontrollable urge to urinate after I've turned the water off? I mean, why can't I get that urge while the water is still running so the piss can flow down the drain with the soap and cum?
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:31:04 GMT No. 25506975
>>25506970 Its all in your head..
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:32:48 GMT No. 25506981
How slutty were the female passengers? What about the female staff?
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:15:55 GMT No. 25506732 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Falling in love was the worst thing I ever did in my life There's no going back now
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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:07:52 GMT No. 25506892 >>25506900 >>25506917
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>>25506865 I'm sorry but she's just a gag character The best dropout is Vigne
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>>25506879 >>25506882 >>25506892
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:14:04 GMT No. 25506917 >>25506920 >>25506923
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>>25506892 I love armpits.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:15:07 GMT No. 25506920
>>25506917 Same same, easily the connoisseur's paraphilia
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:15:35 GMT No. 25506923
>>25506917 They can be cute
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 15:38:49 GMT No. 25502907 [View thread] [Kohl]
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r*ssians only have two modes: >мы тебя убьём, обрыга and >ЗА ЩООООО
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Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:49:37 GMT No. 25503673
>>25503669 well, as you've probably guessed, neither is it mine ))
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:57:07 GMT No. 25503699
>>25503658 >for the most part Russians speak in associations and euphemisms, hinting on the thought they have in their mind, compelling you to start to think the same thought ah, so that's why subjecting poccnr text to a translator often nets out utter nonsense
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:59:15 GMT No. 25503703
And you're like that, secretly, from what I've seen from you.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:00:36 GMT No. 25503710
Sorry I don't speak poverty.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:14:17 GMT No. 25506918
You got the pereforce infection from nation-noyou after sucking up so much to them, obryga.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:31:31 GMT No. 25506785 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Its that time again. I may have to shit.
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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:37:18 GMT No. 25506799
That's it. I'm going in. Wish me luck.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:47:28 GMT No. 25506823 >>25506834
I'm back.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:51:23 GMT No. 25506834 >>25506847
>>25506823 What was your stool type?
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>>25506834 Thinner than usual but not traditionally thin, just comparatively, especially when considering my earlier stool. Light colored but by no means white. Sort of a Zendaya brown.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:38:26 GMT No. 25506803 [View thread] [Kohl]
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BUT YOU CANNOT DO THAT JA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING JA???
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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:47:29 GMT No. 25506824
this is why we have guns
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:52:46 GMT No. 25506840
Isn't the nigger going to drown?
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:39:46 GMT No. 25503917 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Which was the better game and why?
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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:34:50 GMT No. 25506790
>>25504006 >outdated shit I always wonder about people like you. You don't know why you would engage in entertainment because the entertainment is old? I often wonder what benefit you draw from the aesthetic pursuits. Do you also believe that old music sucks and old movies require an update? Are we even the same thing?
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:42:50 GMT No. 25506811
I'm playing them on the switch right now MM is better in my opinion
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:45:01 GMT No. 25506816 >>25506827
all console shit for children
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:45:39 GMT No. 25506819
Which was the better game and why?
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:48:18 GMT No. 25506827
>>25506816 You're somehow worse than >>25504006
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 23:40:00 GMT No. 25506025 [View thread] [Kohl]
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niggers
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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 02:04:27 GMT No. 25506525
>>25506040 Both
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 02:14:36 GMT No. 25506559
>>25506521 If he just solves all problems and handles the well functioning efficient machine on the hands of the democrats they will use it to prosecute him and put him in prison for saying wrong words and being an unwanted opposition. He must completely destroy their ways to self-finance with people's money and hold every person accountable for what they did, Dick Cheney took part in third world tier try of enprisonment of political opponents.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:12:14 GMT No. 25506725
in Italy we used to have sames, our niggers are called terroni and every public service is teeming with them. it's gibs under another name.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:18:29 GMT No. 25506745 >>25506812
They literally create bureaucratic positions specifically to fill them with niggers.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 03:43:09 GMT No. 25506812
>>25506745 they even hand out high school diplomas to niggers for free. we can assume the same is happening in those universities. a lot of elite universities hand out free scholarships to niggers, because those universities are actually billion dollar heavy investment funds that need a disguise.