/int/ - Will I have a heart attack if I masturbate once everyday?

Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 04:40:00 GMT No. 25520732 [Kohl] [Report thread]

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Will I have a heart attack if I masturbate once everyday?

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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 04:42:04 GMT No. 25520741

you'll have an heart attack because there's microplastics in your blood

Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 04:42:41 GMT No. 25520745

Yes it should be done in moderation, maybe once a month.

Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 04:43:18 GMT No. 25520748 >>25520756

have sex

Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 04:45:03 GMT No. 25520756 >>25520784

>>25520748 sex is icky

Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 04:45:33 GMT No. 25520759

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Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 04:46:02 GMT No. 25520763

You will go blind and start balding.

Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 04:49:50 GMT No. 25520784

>>25520756 only if there are females involved

Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 05:13:17 GMT No. 25520893

I masturbate twice every day. It is so convenient. Being horny is very annoying. The only thing worse than fapping is wanting to fap and not doing it.

Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 05:16:08 GMT No. 25520905

not necessarily, but you should do at least twice per day to be sure.

Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 05:16:55 GMT No. 25520910

No, but you will diminish all body fluids, as well as all kidney energies (qi, jing, yin and yang). Ths will have many negative effects.

Bernd Thu, 27 Feb 2025 05:24:17 GMT No. 25520940

only if you're asphyxiating yourself at the same time

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