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Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:41:17 GMT No. 25518126 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Do you think bernd will be alive to witness Halley's Comet returning in 2061?
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Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:42:38 GMT No. 25518145
I guarantee you everything will be normal and those who've created our current injustices will be brought to justice by then.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:44:12 GMT No. 25518160 >>25518171
I doubt it. Work hard construction and smoke and drink. I saw it last time. Was cool.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:44:50 GMT No. 25518165
cool!!!!!!!
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:45:46 GMT No. 25518171 >>25518367
>>25518160 i hope you die long before 2061, preferably in some horrifically violent death caused by your own or another's carelessness failing that, some sort of excruciatingly and debilitative degenerative condition
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:07:48 GMT No. 25518341
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Bernds will be old men by then.. With gray hair & wrinkles!
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:09:28 GMT No. 25518360
>>25518126 Probably. Will be old and weak by then though.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:10:33 GMT No. 25518367
>>25518171 Cool. Love you too paki
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:12:01 GMT No. 25518372 >>25518386
i saw it in 86, it's over for me
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:14:59 GMT No. 25518386 >>25518388
>>25518372 I hope that French scientists produce some sort of miraculus cure for aging and this enables you to live a long healthy life such that you live to see not only 2061 but 2091.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:15:33 GMT No. 25518388 >>25518392
>>25518386 it won't happen, Gretta said no
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:15:56 GMT No. 25518392 >>25518394
>>25518388 this makes me sad
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:16:15 GMT No. 25518394 >>25518402
>>25518392 yeah ;_;
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:17:27 GMT No. 25518400
I don’t particularly like my chances, I’ll be in my late 60s
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:18:00 GMT No. 25518402
>>25518394 *Ständchen by Schubert plays softly*
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:19:08 GMT No. 25518408
God I fucking hope not.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:19:18 GMT No. 25518409
I will have died from MAID by then
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:21:14 GMT No. 25518419 >>25518425 >>25518465 >>25518734
I will be hitting my stride in 2061. Making things happen. Enjoying my early retirement surrounded by many strong sons and married daughters. I will regaling my young grand children of tales of "KolhChan" and how we did laugh and trade witticisms in those cowboy days of the interwebs. I shall shed a tear for you all when the comet of Edmund Halley (an Englishman of learning and science as was typical of his race) glitters across the cool night sky.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:22:50 GMT No. 25518425 >>25518708
>>25518419 May your daughters suck dick half as proficiently as your mother and as enthusiastically as your sons.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:27:47 GMT No. 25518461
Halley and Hale-Bopp were epic comets. Sadly supernova of Betelgeuze refuses to happen.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:28:21 GMT No. 25518465 >>25518708
>>25518419 You are on meth
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:37:50 GMT No. 25518536
By then it will be renamed to Prakash's comet or sth
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:39:51 GMT No. 25518553 >>25518718
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I guess so. I will be 55 by then tho.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:58:49 GMT No. 25518693 >>25518718
I would be 75 years old, so no. As a Bernd, I'm lucky to make it to 60 years old.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 22:00:12 GMT No. 25518708 >>25518763
>>25518465 >>25518425 i didnt ask you a fucking thing
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 22:01:52 GMT No. 25518718
>>25518553 >>25518693 We're all making it together bros :)
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 22:04:20 GMT No. 25518734 >>25518737
>>25518419 Socrates is a man. All men are mortal. All Englishmen are homosexuals.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 22:04:41 GMT No. 25518736 >>25518742
I will be in my early 60s in 2061, i will probably be alive.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 22:04:59 GMT No. 25518737
>>25518734 ancient australian proverb
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 22:05:33 GMT No. 25518742
>>25518736 i will toast a fine glass of Merlot over some brie with you when we make it to our 60s brosephediah
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 22:10:14 GMT No. 25518763 >>25518783
>>25518708 Brownies so angry
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 22:13:29 GMT No. 25518783 >>25519311
>>25518763 you are #blocked
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 23:23:28 GMT No. 25519311
>>25518783 Still brown
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