im redbackspidermaxxing

>redback female spiders live 36months >they mature at 4 months >assume poisson distribution for age of individuals >no aging, therefore small mean >pick a random female, what's the probability she's less than 4 months old? >for small means that's around 40% >yrw then are just picking random females and not deliberately chosing to mate with underages

Do insects go to insect heaven God says yes

>>25517454 nope, they have no soul

>>25517459 God says!

>>25517459 this pedospider is literally the definition of soul i'd kill 10000 normies to save 1 pedo spider and 1000000 dogs

>>25517294 You can evade being bitten, by babushkamaxing and steal here teeth before intercourse.

>>25517454 spiders arent insects since they have 8 legs t. loves spider since i was a little kid and always captured them and starved them to death

>>25517484 I literally forgot about that I bet arachnids go to hell then

>>25517459 this pedospider is literally the definition of soul i'd kill 10000 normies and 10000000 dogs to save 1 pedo spider

>>25517475 God say they have no soul, they shit everywhere, they should access Heaven

>>25517459 Can they learn the Dharma?

>>25517499 Insects are already in the tau Only humans stray fromthe path

>>25517441 pedo spiders get to rape many children and not get eaten meanwhile haglover spiders mate once and get married (aka eaten) pedo spider wins in the genetic race

octupi kill themselves after they reproduce crazy shit

>>25517441 >>25517508 only the spiders with low genetic fitness get cannabilized

>>25517493 arachnids are better than insects insects are wagies spiders are literally very human. lazy lil niggas scorpions idk, all i know is they look cool

>>25517294 tfw no immature gf to store my cum until she is ovulating

>>25519659 children are cum receptacles even spiders know this

if rthose male spiders were actualyl smart they would just pluck the legs of a female spider and raise a living fuck doll spider

>>25520604 That's a good idea. So why don't I do this? There's too much empathy and pity I'd feel (even to a lesser being like a female). Maybe male insects share a similar honor system.