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monger threda Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 14:29:58 GMT No. 25515557 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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What's your favorite country for hookers? I'm going to Canada next week but it's just massage parlors that give overpriced handjob after a shitty fake massage ($200 CAD) from a middle aged Chinese woman I just don't want to get in trouble, suck, or scammed/overcharged.
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Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 14:32:28 GMT No. 25515570 >>25515585 >>25515598
My friend when i was a teenagers gf was a hooker She offered to have sex with me but i refused. My friend must have had so much fucki g sex he even fucked this 14yo girl who was briefly infatuated with me She was so ugly though i gave her away That guy would just fuck anything
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 14:32:59 GMT No. 25515573 >>25515590
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>>25515557 Sick* I'm a virgin obviously and suffer from social anxiety. Sex and girls don't make me afraid just any interaction is difficult I shake just going to a sandwich shop. If I had it my way I'd just get married but I'm 28 already
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 14:34:29 GMT No. 25515585 >>25515592
>>25515570 Same thing I got offered like $100 for sex at 19 but turned it down I hate whores. I'm just curious and trying to have a fun night out while traveling I guess
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 14:35:12 GMT No. 25515590
>>25515573 A few months ago some gross looking old whore offered to have sex with me.for free and took me back to her apartment Once again i refused because my standards were too high This means i am not an incel If you ever need a post wall crack whore i know one though
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 14:35:47 GMT No. 25515592 >>25515801 >>25515817
>>25515585 I bet for people like us having sex with a whore would not be a fun and positive experience
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 14:36:39 GMT No. 25515598
>>25515570 And that why that guy ended up a lot more mentally healthier and well adjusted, while you ended up on KC.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 14:40:46 GMT No. 25515624 >>25515811
>>25515557 >massage parlors that give overpriced handjob after a shitty fake massage You pay 165 € for 1.5 hours of that in Germany.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:10:30 GMT No. 25515801
>>25515592 No we've had self recorded threads it's quite nice. But outside of a nice brothel on some dirty street yes a bernd would not survive. In a cozy Austrian/German brothel or a Finnish hotel room is a different story
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:11:32 GMT No. 25515811 >>25516060
>>25515624 It's like $170 CAD for 30 minutes and a happy ending in Canada. In Europe you can fuck titfuck and blow job not just some chinks hand but pretty white girls
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:12:35 GMT No. 25515817
>>25515592 I screenshot this kek will likely be how I feel either that or I'll have a new BENRD "thing"
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:13:47 GMT No. 25515825 >>25515836 >>25515838
In Thailand in tourist locations there are massage parlors with groups of young women sitting outside literally every 50 meters. All of them are hookers. The very few massage parlors that are not hookers have big NO SEX signs in the windows.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:16:16 GMT No. 25515836 >>25515879
>>25515825 Good way to avoid getting sick from the SEA monkies I like chinks but Thailand is obviously scary to a shy virgin bernd I'll try Nevada and Canada and Europe first before I go into some jungle country I've never even been to Being in Canada is like not even leaving America probably.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:17:02 GMT No. 25515838 >>25515861
>>25515825 Isn't Finland great for hookers? It's legal as long as you're in a hotel or home I thought?
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:18:57 GMT No. 25515845
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I was thinking get a handjob then a tit job blowjob with them without condom then sex. I could do a condom then if I don't get sick try bare skin condoms I think I'm too scared to ever not use a condom for anything other than a blowjob
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:19:43 GMT No. 25515850 >>25515945
Americans talking about hookers in other countries is cringe every time. Just fuck the hookers you have locally.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:21:17 GMT No. 25515861
>>25515838 There is a Fingol poster who goes to hookers a lot. I don't think he's on now. In general Finland has higher prices and lower quality for everything, including hookers. Finland is a terrible place to live.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:23:06 GMT No. 25515879
>>25515836 Hookers in Nevada are 45 year old woman you will pay $500 to fuck. Canada is the same. In Europe you will find cheaper Romanian women. In SEA you will find young women.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:27:35 GMT No. 25515902 SÄGE!
>>25515557 >PAYING for sex lol lmao even
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:33:42 GMT No. 25515944 >>25515952 >>25515956 >>25515970
Consent can't be bought. You are basically raping poor women. Do you sincerely think that any non-poor women would choose prostitution over a normal job? Jokes aside, how illegal is prostitution in the U.S? Are strip clubs a way to disguise a whore house as something legit? Are you able to pay any stripper for sex?
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:34:16 GMT No. 25515945
>>25515850 It's illegal and disease and crime ridden. You're an idiot.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:35:24 GMT No. 25515952 >>25515963 >>25515969
>>25515944 You can usually get bjs at a strip club if you know what you're doing. It's illegal almost everywhere here so you have to be careful.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:36:14 GMT No. 25515956 >>25515969
>>25515944 Well in highschool when I was 16 or 17 my friend "dated" a stripper basically money and gift in lou of breaking the law kek Strip clubs are nice here it's like $20 for a naked lap dance for a decent amount of time Prostitution is highly illegal and dangerous. You can legally do it in Nevada but they charge out of the nose for it
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:38:01 GMT No. 25515963
>>25515952 I really don't think so. Strip clubs here just do nude dances. You're better off paying for clean and legal sex in another country. Prostitution is not a game to play here. Thailand was mentioned it's also illegal there but not enforced in America you're risking a lot by engaging with crimminals
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:38:18 GMT No. 25515966 >>25515974 >>25516018
Same question. Going to Europe soon, will have some free time, which country/city should I go to to fuck prime whores?
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:38:37 GMT No. 25515969 >>25515980 >>25515984
>>25515952 >>25515956 What is the logic behind the prohibition? Especially considering that is legal to shoot porn. I can understand gay countries like France or Canada prohibiting it or fags for tradition like Japan. Prostitution still being illegal in the U.S makes no sense.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:38:46 GMT No. 25515970
>>25515944 Poor bernd is a hideous Igor who pays women for their time thank you for sexually abusing me by the way kek
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:39:43 GMT No. 25515974
>>25515966 I'd recommend Germany and the Netherlands but the Netherlands is expensive.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:40:37 GMT No. 25515980 >>25515987
>>25515969 It doesn't make sense. Like illegal marijuana, it's because of decades of traditional Christian values voters. Btw i hate pot but I don't think it should be illegal.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:41:33 GMT No. 25515984
>>25515969 Yeah the home of Jewish corruption has a ban on it. Literally half of all Jews live here. I don't know I see prostitution as evil I bet all of you look at me funny. Like after I have sex a few times I'll probably never go to a girl again and try to forget it like a bad drug trip. Pornography is "freedom of speech" Jewish lawyers made it legal in commiefornia and now the whole world is poisoned kek
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:42:19 GMT No. 25515987 >>25516047
>>25515980 Why it's a hallucinogenic drug not a staple of European history like alcohol which is a social lubricant
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:46:46 GMT No. 25516018 >>25516050 >>25516202 >>25518174 >>25518183
>>25515966 you can do some window shopping on eurogirlescort.com. funny thing that most hookers are in britain yet no one ever mentions them in these discussions.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:50:11 GMT No. 25516047
>>25515987 For many, pot is a social lubricant. But not for me. I'm liberal about the substances people put in their bodies. It should generally be up to them to decide. I love booze so I drink it despite the health issues it raises. I don't like pot so I don't use it, but it's up to others if they choose to do so. I got vaccinated but I don't think the government should force that on people.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:50:17 GMT No. 25516050
>>25516018 Are these all independents? What about brothels?
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:51:12 GMT No. 25516060 >>25516197
>>25515811 But fuck and blow job is only legal with protection. As far as I know it isn't really enforced, but customer should adjust its expectation according to it.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 16:14:34 GMT No. 25516197
>>25516060 I agree with the German government especially when I'm in the STD STI hot seat
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 16:15:21 GMT No. 25516202
>>25516018 I don't trust Britain
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:46:19 GMT No. 25518174 >>25518178 >>25518180
>>25516018 Why would you pay for sex in Bri'un when all the girls are slags
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:46:45 GMT No. 25518178 >>25518185
>>25518174 Maybe it's for shitskins and such
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:47:09 GMT No. 25518180
>>25518174 Because I am Bernd and even slags don't want me
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:47:22 GMT No. 25518183
>>25516018 Britain is the most ignored, hated, and despised country on earth
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:47:38 GMT No. 25518185 >>25518210
>>25518178 Shitskins are the ones first in line at any slag's minge
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:50:43 GMT No. 25518203 >>25518227 >>25518284
in my cunt you can either pay a whore to blow you or you can insert benis into gloryhole for free.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:51:31 GMT No. 25518210
>>25518185 not rly
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:54:29 GMT No. 25518227 >>25518240
>>25518203 How do you find gloryholes in Australia? Is there some kind of a nationwide database?
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:54:43 GMT No. 25518229 >>25518247
Australia really is the Lucky Country. We have Thai massage parlours where you get a happy ending handjob. We have street walking whores as well as whores in brothels. It's virtually impossible to be virgin in Australia.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:55:43 GMT No. 25518240
>>25518227 literally ANY public toilet will have a gloryhole but to find the best ones there's squirt.org
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:56:29 GMT No. 25518247 >>25518259
>>25518229 i promise you, I could and would be and remain a virgin in australia
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:58:22 GMT No. 25518259 >>25518269
>>25518247 some street whores will fuck you for under fifty bux. you don't have fifty bux?
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:58:39 GMT No. 25518262
tj hookers are so busted bro its hilarious to me
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 20:59:21 GMT No. 25518269 >>25518274 >>25518280
>>25518259 And how much will treating the STDs cost?
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:00:19 GMT No. 25518274
>>25518269 condoms are a thing bro
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:00:52 GMT No. 25518280
>>25518269 Australia doesn't have STD because Australia doesn't have NIGGERS.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:01:35 GMT No. 25518284 >>25518293 >>25518324
>>25518203 are glory holes an actual common thing? i figured you'd only find them in very dingy night clubs (plus you'd only get to fuck men even if you did find one) and in pornography. very interesting.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:02:23 GMT No. 25518293 >>25518311
>>25518284 The whole point of a glory hole is that you don't see who's on the other side, so it's irrelevant if it's a man or a woman
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:04:09 GMT No. 25518311
>>25518293 true
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:05:49 GMT No. 25518324 >>25518357
>>25518284 they are everywhere but the best (and most used) ones are in adult cinemas and adult venues where you have to pay a cover charge to get in. i don't look through the hole before inserting penis so in my mind i'm being blown by a ten year old girl.
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:08:55 GMT No. 25518357 >>25518381
>>25518324 How do you reach consensus on who's the one sucking? Do you do a little penis fight at the whole and whoever manages to push his in, gets to be blown?
Bernd Wed, 26 Feb 2025 21:13:54 GMT No. 25518381
>>25518357 we cross swords with our dicks and the bigger dick wins.
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